State of Strip Clubs/New York

Next up we got the Empire State. There's a lot here so let's try to break it down.

Buffalo- I think most clubs ain't worth a damn in this city go across the border for amazing times. The "upscale" clubs are by the airport Tiffany's and Pharoh but don't expect any mileage. The easy going hang out bar spot is Colonie's. Body shop wasn't a fan of low on talent.

Rochester- Barrell I guess it's the upscale hip hop club in town, Mirage real slow and Tally Ho, lame talent. There's Foxy's out off 90 I haven't been to that one yet.

Syracuse- Alpine closed I guess it sucked anyway. A couple dives by the mall, Bunny and Lookers didn't like them. The upscale club in the city is Paradise Found, it's like a tiki themed club. And Diamond Dolls, might be real slow but you might catch a decent looking chick in there and higher mileage possible in curtained booths. Going north of Syracuse you got the Whoosah, it's for girls that can't get hired in Syracuse.

Albany- I'd probably recommend Nite Moves and Double Vision for the area, ok priced no extras but decent two way with GND types. CandyHouse is like the basement of somebody's house it's amateur as all fuck. Looks like Dicarlo's closed. Ciro's had NO dancers when I went at like 9 on a saturday how do you explain although the prices were the cheapest dances I have ever seen floor dances $6 and vip $30 for 15 minutes. And then Shenanigans which is some wanna be high flying hip hop joint with a DJ who doesn't shut the fuck up.

Elmira- OD Marr Inn really old bar with maybe a couple awful looking dancers. And then Mchale's, small bar place, decent two way affordable, maybe find a good looking chick in there.

Binghamton- Madame Oars. Pretty nice spot actually, big club. People that run it are nice, decent talent, cheap dances, but ain't no extras, open booths.

Hudson Valley- Mansion is the upper crust club, pretty new. You'll start to see fake stuff big booty latinas here. Sunset Strip low on talent, high on mileage. Smiles didn't like the lineup. Blue Moon decent GND lineup but lower mileage. The Office and Foxes both real slow. Lace is kinda pricey but I think you can catch a gems in there bigger lineups. City Lights in Yonkers heavy latina, expensive covers depending on how late you go.

The Bronx- Diamond in the South Bronx, they remodeled it since i've been there but cheap dances out in the open. JR Cabaret high mileage possible but talent is lower end. Both spots are black/latina.

Manhattan- I still just love Manhattan it's an adventure every time. Unless you know these girls well, I would say stay the fuck outta of these crazy priced VIP's. You can really get burnt. But in a lot of these clubs, $20 one way with maybe a real hot chick is not a bad deal to me. Manhattan is still my favorite place to club in NYC because it can have really high end girls. I personally like Sapphire on 60th right under the 59th street bridge, best talent in NYC, Ricks good daytime option, Wonderland (a Joe Lido LD spot) and Rosewood Theater (good lapdance mileage) I would say. Sapphire times square is very tourist trappy, Sapphire 39 and Platinum dolls they patrol way too hard. If your gonna go VIP the prices at Vivid are a little more affordable around $400 rather than like $900 at other spots. Flashdancers midtown is the smallest club of all time and downtown a good amount eastern euros, it sounded like VIP or bust when I went I sure wasn't doing VIP. Larry Flynts I never liked the lineups, nice spot though. And Spearmint is the newest club, they looked like they were struggling to find dancers when I went, it's 6 floors most of it empty, maybe they fixed that, decent LD's in the open.

Staten Island- Only one place called Tens, it's real nice in there but lineups too small for the big ass club every time I went.

Brooklyn- Lost a few spots in recent years for ghetto bullshit mostly. Only two left now. Foxy's down in Coney Island it's pretty forgetable. Pumps in Hipster brooklyn, and it's a hipster club. Dive bar with alternative white girls which is rare in the outer burroughs.

Queens- Show palace in Long Island City is probably the most upscale spot in Queens, best talent they filmed that JLo ripoff bitch movie there. Gallaghers 2000 has been a Queens go to for a lot of dudes for a long time. Riviera heavy latina it's one of those clubs where all the girls look the same. Sugar Daddy's a lot of fake stuff, mostly latina. Starlets you'll see a lot of rappers and stuff hang there, the strippers take a back seat to the bargirls there. Atlantis same thing, it's just a place to be seen, not a strip club. Dive's nobody gives a fuck about are Mermaids, Ilda's. NYC Gentleman's Club a place for higher mileage. Vanity and Vixens are just run of the mill forgettable spots.

Long Island- Where I'm a current resident. Billy Dean's is the club near me you know what I travel a billion miles all the time for all these strip clubs, it's just weird being able to drive 10 minutes to a club a back. Anyway every time I go in there the lineup is different, decent two way. The one upscale club on Long Island is Gossip. I hear good things about VIP haven't done that but normal LD mileage is limited, great lineups though. Mirage is expensive out and open dances, latina and eastern euros. Carousel, Blush, Temptations standard tip parade spots I don't think extras but decent two way allowed. Landing strip I hear is high mileage but based on the girls, your not gonna want it. You also got the scene and lipstixx which I don't care for. And then also while not strip clubs you got the West babylon spots XDreams, Showgirls, Tunnel of Love which are ultra high mileage.

Ultimately while not the worst there's nothing that can't miss in New York in my mind. Y'all got anything about New York State?