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Muddy's Ultimate Guide to Mongering in the Hood

There are some rough neighborhoods, some bad mofo's and we are in some dangerous times. Well this is guide is on how to enter the danger zone and still come out in one piece. Me myself, I'm one the baddest dudes the world over so I know what I'm doing. Ok yeah do I sometimes tuck my dick between my legs and sing Liza Minelli songs? Ok yeah fine you got me, fair enough. Granted. Admitted. Yeah ok sure but everything else I do in life is GANG-STA....Homie.

I'm on approach to the club right now. I see some hard motherfuckers staring me down. Straight killers on the block. You got be tough. You gotta walk hard. Ice veins. Cold blooded. I throw up rival gang signs as show of runs this block. ME. Now I'm gonna let 'em know: YO YO YO MOTHERFUCKA'S WHAT'S GOOD-gets shot

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ww

Have you ever been to La Pearl/Outerspace in Phillie?

Or Vic Place in Irvington?

You’ve done a ton of clubs but have you really been in the truly hood spots?

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Puddy Tat

^ Nikita's or Pleasant Moments Bridgeport?

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Manuellabore

I'd like to know if anybody on this site has ever even been threatened walking to Pleasant Moments. Not a neighborhood I'd hang out in but have never seen anything that caused me any concern

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funonthaside

I wasn't concerned a bit when I visited Pleasant Moments.

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Icey

The irony of someone most would describe as poor white trash looking down on people calling them ghetto. Bigotry at its finest. Making the lowest white men feel hes better than any minority. Muddy is a joke.

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chunkychicano

Calling people poor white trash is ghetto and bigoted, my brother^

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gammanu95

It's a known fact that hood clubs are for Papi Chulo Mode dancers. A majority of PLs who seek those dancers fit in those neighborhoods. Ironically, PC himself was light-skinned of Cuban descent, but never complained of trouble.

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shailynn

8 Mile in Detroit at 2AM. Interesting place.

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skibum609

The irony is that the biggest whiniest bitch on the site, Icey the cuck, is also the single biggest racist and ignoramus on the site. Pleasant Moments isn't scary imo. Wouldn't enjoy living there and the few times I've been I take the Wife's car and not my car.

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Icey

Pc liked black clubs. Gsmmanu associating black with ghetto and dangerous is Just hid racism.

Id feel much more threatened by trigger happy right wingers and methed up rednecks

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twentyfive

@Muddy
You could channel your inner Omar, from the wire and whistle the “Farmer in the Dell” as you walk down the street.

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misterorange

Now I know what to do if I'm ever in trouble. I'll just say, "I'm with Muddy, you stupid son-of-a-bitch, and if you don't back down, I'll go to my grave knowing that you're gonna get what's comin' to ya!" The guy will surely piss himself!

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Muddy

Guys I'm dead I can't be responding.

I've been to some hood spots, Nicola's in East LA, Paterson clubs, Magic city, there really ain't that many though. But usually I'm not all stoked to go to the hood rat spots, I got all my shit, whole damn wardrobe in my car (courtesy of Walmart) and if some crack head breaks in and gets it I'm FUCKED. As far as Irvington or West Philly or some of those Bridgeport clubs, with a fat wallet...yeah hell to the no on all that bullshit.

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Icey

Being loud or arguing. Running your mouth is the worst thing to do in the hood.

Stare them down. And if that doesnt help do whatever. Dont say it. Its like with cops. They only threaten you when they cant actually do it. So lead with actions.

Nicola's is in Commerce. Not East LA.

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Puddy Tat

:I'd like to know if anybody on this site has ever even been threatened walking to Pleasant Moments. Not a neighborhood I'd hang out in but have never seen anything that caused me any concern"

Nikita's was worse, think it's closed now. I saw a few groups of young guys hanging out on the stoop. PM is a bit better but again, I wouldn't loiter. The club itself has a lot of working class cholos who get into fights. I'm also more of a dayshift guy so I'm not there when the troublemakers come out.

I've gone to Vic's a couple times and same thing, I wouldn't hang out there but I never felt threatened. But I don't look like a target (I don't wear bling or dress overly fancy, I'm a fairly big guy, in shape, and can handle myself) and above all I don't act like a target (I keep my head on a swivel and don't bury my face in my phone). But only been there during the day.

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chimera422

Been to OSC/La Pearl more than a dozen times. Middle aged white guy. Never an issue.

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