Muddy's Ultimate Guide to Mongering in the Hood

Jul 17, 2025, 1:48 AM

There are some rough neighborhoods, some bad mofo's and we are in some dangerous times. Well this is guide is on how to enter the danger zone and still come out in one piece. Me myself, I'm one the baddest dudes the world over so I know what I'm doing. Ok yeah do I sometimes tuck my dick between my legs and sing Liza Minelli songs? Ok yeah fine you got me, fair enough. Granted. Admitted. Yeah ok sure but everything else I do in life is GANG-STA....Homie.

I'm on approach to the club right now. I see some hard motherfuckers staring me down. Straight killers on the block. You got be tough. You gotta walk hard. Ice veins. Cold blooded. I throw up rival gang signs as show of runs this block. ME. Now I'm gonna let 'em know: YO YO YO MOTHERFUCKA'S WHAT'S GOOD-gets shot

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ww5 months ago

Have you ever been to La Pearl/Outerspace in Phillie?

Or Vic Place in Irvington?

You’ve done a ton of clubs but have you really been in the truly hood spots?

Manuellabore5 months ago

I'd like to know if anybody on this site has ever even been threatened walking to Pleasant Moments. Not a neighborhood I'd hang out in but have never seen anything that caused me any concern

funonthaside5 months ago

I wasn't concerned a bit when I visited Pleasant Moments.

chunkychicano5 months ago

Calling people poor white trash is ghetto and bigoted, my brother^

gammanu955 months ago

It's a known fact that hood clubs are for Papi Chulo Mode dancers. A majority of PLs who seek those dancers fit in those neighborhoods. Ironically, PC himself was light-skinned of Cuban descent, but never complained of trouble.

shailynn5 months ago

8 Mile in Detroit at 2AM. Interesting place.

skibum6095 months ago

The irony is that the biggest whiniest bitch on the site, Icey the cuck, is also the single biggest racist and ignoramus on the site. Pleasant Moments isn't scary imo. Wouldn't enjoy living there and the few times I've been I take the Wife's car and not my car.

twentyfive5 months ago

@Muddy You could channel your inner Omar, from the wire and whistle the “Farmer in the Dell” as you walk down the street.

misterorange5 months ago

Now I know what to do if I'm ever in trouble. I'll just say, "I'm with Muddy, you stupid son-of-a-bitch, and if you don't back down, I'll go to my grave knowing that you're gonna get what's comin' to ya!" The guy will surely piss himself!

Muddy5 months ago

Guys I'm dead I can't be responding.

I've been to some hood spots, Nicola's in East LA, Paterson clubs, Magic city, there really ain't that many though. But usually I'm not all stoked to go to the hood rat spots, I got all my shit, whole damn wardrobe in my car (courtesy of Walmart) and if some crack head breaks in and gets it I'm FUCKED. As far as Irvington or West Philly or some of those Bridgeport clubs, with a fat wallet...yeah hell to the no on all that bullshit.

chimera4225 months ago

Been to OSC/La Pearl more than a dozen times. Middle aged white guy. Never an issue.