I just feel more at home in a strip club

It's just welcoming to me. Maybe it's phony welcoming but so am I.

Other nightlife options

Nightclub- I haven't done that night at the Roxbury stuff in a longtime now. I'm just not into dancing the night away. There will probably be attractive girls in this setting though.

Sports bar- 99 times out 100 I don't give a fuck who's playing. Actually im prolly rooting against the home team because I hate the douchebags in there. Usually it's sausage fest.

Dive bar- Maybe to pregame a little bit but it's gets old. Alright have your dumb politics conversation and then talk about religion it's gets old. Usually also another sausage fest.

Strip club- Probably the most expensive option but probably the best chance at some sexual something. Especially if you want variety. Just trade money to get what you want and then onto the next one. It's about speed for me. At these other options I don't want to go on dates, make a whole damn night of the thing (and that's if your even successful) just get the lap dance, get your rocks off and move onto dry humping or more to the next chick. All I gotta do is trade the excess money I have from being a cheap bastard. Zero problem there.

And at this point for many of us in this community we kind of just know what to expect from all angles. At first I didn't know what to expect walking into a den of rip off bitches but now I just feel so at home I could actually even take a dump in clubs that take off the stall door...comfortably.