Christmas Caroling on tuscl

For many of us in America we just go hit with bunch of snow. I'd figured it'd be a great time to get into the holiday spirit, and serenade all about something we all do every year around the holidays....eating ass and getting gay with groups of homosexuals, let's take it from the top....

🎶Ass Christmas, I gave you a fart,

But the very next day, you denied were gay

This queer, sent me to tears.

I gave him a great big facial

do do do do do do do

Once bitten and twice shy

I kept my distance but you still got it in my eyes

Tell me baby do you recognize me,

I got all splooge on my face, it doesn't suprise me

Happy Penis, I didn't wrap it up before blew it

With a note saying I HAVE AIDS I meant it

Now I know what a ghoul I've been

But if you kiss me now I'll never drool on it again

A man with no cover yeah yeah you tore it apart

YOUR TORE MY ASSS APAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT

I gave him a great big, I gave him a great big facial

Faaaaaaciiaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll

do do do do do do do 🎶