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Coming clean: I stalked a stripper for the first time.

Muddy
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8 mos ago · 1 min read

A dancer I was really into at the club. She kinda looked Mellisa Ethridge....but hotter and not a dike. She didn't want to dances, she didn't want to do VIP. Rejected my advances time and again. Got her phone number off another dancer for throwing her some cash. I admit I then her phone with messages. No response. So I figured I'd try the house.

Night time, came dressed in a Ghillie suit. I cup my hands to the bedroom window to see in. I see her there and I begin to masturbate. She sees me, but instead of her screaming in terror by surprise, we locked eyes and she began to sing 🎤....

🎶Cum through my window,

Cum inside, feed my that splooge with a spoon

Cum through my window

I'm a ho too

I'm a ho, I'm a ho, I'm hoooooooooooooo🎶

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loper

Nice imagination!

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Baristafan

Weirdo

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440viking

Really now muddy? lol

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lurkingdog

Was that in Australia? LOL!

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fatdan99

Do you hear the songs and make up the pervy lyrics? Or do they just come to you when you think back about the songs?

Mellisa Ethridge....but hotter and not a dike. Literally sounds like trouble, but certainly helps prime the reader for the tune.

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