Parking and Strip Clubs

There's a few places where I said, Oh hell no I am NOT leaving my car to be attacked by these fucking crackheads out here.

Northeast Philadelphia (Kensington) and downtown Paterson, NJ. That I didn't even bother going into the clubs, I would come out to a broken window that I didn't need.

I was recently in Los Angleles. And I'm looking for parking to get 4play. And I see a few spots and I look and some dude is having a sword fight with a dumpster. Yeah ok let me keep looking here.

Got ticketed and JUST save my car from getting towed in Stone Park, IL outside of Gold Club. The police officer was right behind me and the tow truck was turning the corner when I was just getting back to it. Don't y'all got like crime to worry about?

I recently got a 120 dollar parking ticket outside of Melbourne. That is such a kick in the nuts.

I got a guy hanging in the parking lot asking for a dollar in Nashville outside of Larry Flynts. I just here man take a dollar. It ain't worth the guy taking a dump on my car. No fucking thank you. I'll pay a bit for a piece of mind.

Some of these downtown clubs, there's just no parking anywhere nearby, so I might be walking like 30 minutes just to get there.

Parking can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.

I was in Dallas a very long time ago (over 10 years) and I pull up to a club (can’t remember the name) and the street out front had like almost a block of broken car glass. I was like uh oh, this means someone bashed out at least one window each of a row of cars. Most people would turn around and leave. Since I’m a horny PL I said to myself, “and this is why I always purchase full coverage on my rental cars when I travel.”

I go to the next club and I pull in the parking lot and almost the same thing, broken auto glass on the ground, this place even had security roaming the lot!

The to cap the trip I went to Baby Dolls Dallas. In the same week, a girl was run over and killed in the parking lot by a big jacked up truck, the driver was drunk and didn’t see her walking in the lot. Google it, the truck was about the size of Big Foot, I doubt the truck would be street legal in most states.

There were a lot of Follies customers that got boots put on their cars parked across the street in the Fiesta Plaza parking lot. $100 or more to get them removed.