Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 6)

I dunno, Iceydodo - you've posted at least a couple of times now where you got blackout high and drunk. It's a regular thing with you. It's your escape from life.

Iceydodo you're absolutely right that she's not stripper whore material. When your pimp is a blackout drunk that can't hold her liquor and can't afford to bail you out of jail, you've failed.

Iceydodo how many cry for help threads are you going to create?

"Can we please delete just one thread" ^^^Iceydodo post 2/11/23 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Yeah and maybe the next time that the two of you hang out she'll just get blackout high and drunk so she can forget who she's with. Good times! 👍🏼👍🏼

@wallanon yes I'm in Portland but I tip the same anywhere. And yes in general there's less pressure to tip out here. It's been years since I've seen a tip parade or all dancers line up song. Clubs are basic and no frills out here. And yeah Casa Diablo is the biggest hustle club here and it starts with the $2 bills only bullshit. I avoid going to Casa and any of the Johnny Diablo Clubs because of the hustle and also I've NEVER met a dancer that had anything nice to say about Johnny. He's a well known sleaze bag amongst the stripper community out here. I'll take my business elsewhere TYVM.

I'll use the tip parade to secure future time and dances with whichever stripper(s) I'm after. I'll pass on all others. I basically tip when I feel it is merited. I don't give in to tipping tactics that put pressure on the customer. Tips are supposed to be discretionary. So if a dancer is expecting me to tip, I will only do it if I was going to do it anyway.

"My 5 year relationship ended because she thought I was too controlling...would buy her gifts. Dedigner bags. Shoes. Expensive makeup... ... But then came the lies. She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie. She called me controlling and obsessive for finding everything out and wanting her to come back to me. When I found out she denied everything. Now 4 months later she still denies it. She pretends to have this perfect life on imstagram. Showing off designer shit I gave her. Pretending like they're in love. When he sells her pussy so they can get high. The pain got to be too much for me when I saw them together... Then she started spreading so many lies about me. I took care of her for 5 years. Helped her parents. Helped her grandma in Mexico. Paid her school. Gave her everything she could want. We had our toxic moments. But I love her so much." ^^^Iceydodo post 6/24/21 "if a girl is stealing from you or pulling a bait and switch. And you choose to have her as an atf. Its on you. People treat us how we allow them to. Hoping she'll like you and treat you better isn't a good strategy" ^^^Iceydodo post 2/11/23 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Iceydodo so what you're saying is that you're the butthurt one about his threads. LMAO you just admitted to being triggered by him. rickdugan is simply sharing stories about his escapades with stripper hoes. At least he's not getting them strung out and addicted like you've posted about in your threads. Also it's funny that you call them hookers when he pays them. But when you pay them they are stripper hoes.

@Lone_Wolf FWIW I've done the same thing with paying $125 for 3 lapdances w/LDK. 🤷

^^^so says the drug dealer that trolls strip clubs looking for GFE from desperate junkie stripper whores. But of course you won't see this as predatory. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"You can lie about me but I'm saying the truth about you Rick most of your threads are about Berating the desperate women you pay to fuck Coercing desperate hookers Berating tge poor Telling us how rich you are Your delusions that the hookers you pay aren't hookers" ^^^Translation -> I'M SO JEALOUS

Is it not obvious by now that Iceydodo is simply jealous and resentful of rickdugan and twentyfive (and others) for their money, success in life, and ease at which they can get a stripper whore for some OTC? Seriously people, she couldn't keep a desperate coke junkie stripper whore with both money and drugs. She lost her to a loser weed dealer. And then on TUSCL she has to read posts from guys like rickdugan and twentyfive that easily could get with the same type of stripper and even hotter ones through simply using their experience and money. This literally hurts her! She only wishes she had it that easy. Instead she has to work at it twice as hard and go after the most desperate junkies out there. She even has to shoplift to afford her whores. So of course she's gonna hate on rickdugan and any PL on TUSCL that can get a stripper whore with a lot less effort.

I'll say Boise, ID and Portland, OR.

^^^Yeah Iceydodo that's good advice for that poor RIL trick bitch that staged a faux suicide over getting dumped by a coke junkie stripper whore. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

"My 5 year relationship ended... ...She started fucking other guys for coke. And she ended up with a broke ass bum wannabe pimp junkie. She called me controlling and obsessive for finding everything out... ...he sells her pussy so they can get high. The pain got to be too much for me when I saw them together... Then she started spreading so many lies about me...But I love her so much." ^^^Iceydodo post 6/24/21 "If you're using hookers as a surrogate for a sex life or relationship. Save that money for therapy or the gym" ^^^Iceydodo post 2/9/23 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Great story @userdriver. Tonight my CF was working. A Middle Eastern beauty. A 10 if I ever saw one. All natural bikini model body. She was looking exquisite in one too. The triangles barely covered her perfectly perky B cup nipples and coin slot/puffy pussy lips. I can't keep my eyes off her. I buy her a shot and we get a table. After a few minutes of small talk, I give her a massage for a good 20 minutes. The entire time I'm rock hard with my dick hot dog between her ass cheeks. Every which way I massaged her, it made her ass wiggle, and that, in turn, teased my boner. It was a awesome prelude to dances. Even just looking down and seeing her perfect ass under her thong's whale tale on my crotch was sexy as fuck. Her ass is thick and juicy and feels so good to rub into. We get dances and during the partial song that doesn't count, she sits naked on my lap in spoon position and I continue the massage. At the same time she's teasing my dick with her perfect peach booty to the beat of the music. Once again I'm rock hard. During the dances she's mostly in my favorite position - cowgirl with her pussy lips rubbing the underside of my dick. In this position we alternate between her stroking her pussy on my dick and me grinding my dick on her pussy. And every combination in between. During all this, my hands are either feeling up her perfect tits or grabbing her ass and spreading her cheeks wide so I can control the rubbing and position her pussy exactly on my dick the way I want. She's awesome in that she can read my cues to adjust to a position or pace that I like and go fully submissive when I'm in control mode. As per my usual preference I like to LDK during the last half of the third song, so I start concentrating on it. And she gets in the aforementioned position. I LDK with around a minute to spare and instead of grinding she just cuddles me and presses her tits into my chest and lays her head on my shoulder. She leaves her pussy and barely grinds it on my clearly throbbing boner. Like we are both basking in the afterglow. I don't know if she truly enjoyed herself, but later as I examined my LDK pants, there were pussy juice stains all over the crotch area and it still smells like her sweet pussy hours later. This is an example of a great LDK night in my world. For me I need a smoking hot stripper that pays constant attention to my dick and knows exactly what I like.

Spoiler alert - LDKing isn't about having a hair trigger. It's about having trigger discipline. Tonight was a first. I was with a regular dancer at the club but it was our first time together. Spinner, bleached blonde with a booty like a sista. Legs like Tina Turner. All natural perky A/B cups. Cute face. Anyhow, after a brief massage we get dances, the mileage and variety was good, and into the 2nd song she's grinding me cowgirl stroking her pussy up and down my dick and somehow is able to booty pop and twerk each ass cheek individually to the beat of the music. This alone was knocking my boner around good. It felt great as I had a handful of each ass cheek and grinded her back to the beat. It was a demonstration of some mad dance skills at the same time feeling great. She said she she'd do it the whole time and she did throughout the third and last song. I timed the LDK just as it ended and as I was playing her twerking ass cheeks like bongos. I never LDKed like that before.

@Birdie just remember the golden rule of LDKing... ...keep your jizz your own biz. (Meaning - don't get cum on her! Ever!!!)

Iceydodo is incapable of comprehending any other logic other than her own. She is incapable of opening her own mind to other possibilities besides her own. She is myopic in this way.

Nice review. Dream On Saloon is a total crap shoot, but on a lucky day it can be a great club.

LMFAO Iceydodo knows for sure that the junkie we whores that she gives a lot of money and drugs to aren't doing it because they are junkie whores. How does she know this for sure? Because the junkie whores are telling her otherwise. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

LOL instead of her own delusions and euphemisms on paying drugs and money to junkie stripper whores for GFE, Iceydodo so wants to believe everyone else are idiots for using euphemisms themselves. LMFAO again her money and drugs are "different" when it comes to paying desperate junkie stripper whores. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

Iceydodo has trapped herself in her own "logic trap". It stems from the fact that she's living a lie about herself and she cannot maintain this lie consistently. Again she wants to convince herself that she doesn't need money (and drugs) to gain the love and affection and sex from a stripper whore. And, even though she literally gives junkie stripper whores a lot of money and drugs and they give her love and sex in exchange, just like she accuses others for being delusional when they do it, she too wants to believe that she's the special one when it comes to relationships with a junkie stripper whore. For whatever reason, her money and drugs is different than everyone else's. And desperate junkie stripper whores want her for totally different reasons than they want other tricks. And on sugaring is where she's trapped. So what does she do? Rather than admit she pays junkie stripper whores for the SB experience and is thus a trick just like everyone else, she's now trying to change the narrative of sugaring and state that it's totally different than a trick-hooker relationship. Now she wants to believe that sugaring isn't about the sex anymore. Rather it's now about "bettering the life" of the sugar baby. It has nothing to do with paying for sex anymore. Such is the life of Iceydodo. When you live a lie on top of a lie on top of more lies, it eventually catches up to you and you get caught up into it. 🤭🤡😂😂😂

My ATF DS was one of the best LDK strippers in my experience. Out of dozens over the years. She was 5'3", natural blonde, blue eyes, all natural and firm 38" DDDs, 40" booty, baby soft but also firm skin texture. She was also an OTC escort so LDK wasn't an issue with her. Every visit started with her dick teasing me while I massaged her in the main room for 20-30 min. I'd get rock hard from sitting spoon with her at the bar. This prepared me, gave me a "head start", if you will, for great mileage dances. Her body was simply perfect for rubbing up against. My favorite part was massaging her ass because at the same time it stimulated my boner. She'd also often dance and grind into me to keep me hard. By the time it came to get dances, I was already extremely excited. During dances was awesome too. She did just about everything well in that she paid constant attention to my dick. I LDKed to her squeezing her boobs and stroking me with them, to her ass grinding every which way on my crotch. But best of all she would ride on me cowgirl and bury my face in her tits while I could control the grind and even counter grind back into her pussy. I'd have my hands on her ass and could control the pace any way I wanted. And she wouldn't change positions unless I initiated it. I'd usually do 2-3 songs and we didn't ever need to talk about actually LDKing. It was understood and just part of our routine. Ultimately it was her awesome body, her willingness, her high mileage, and her main room teasing that made her my #1 ATF for LDKing. She was the "total package" in my experience. I've had even more aggressive dancers too. Ones that could give great OTP BJs, ones that stick shifted with abandon, ones that basically dry humped me the entire session. These were also all great experiences too. It's tough for me to point out just one great story. So congrats @Birdie for "coming out" as a shameless LDKer. To me it's not as good as FS, but it can be really awesome by its own merits and for the most part you can always leave the club happy as long as it allows some mileage. Enjoy yourself for years to "come". I sure have.