Tell me all about it (LDK/Cumming in Pants)

What is your best LDK experience?

Though there are guys here who LDK, there probably aren't a lot of guys here interested in writing erotic fan fiction (or "fiction") about cumming in your own pants. So, I'm not sure you're going to get a huge response. This isn't the new Penthouse Forum.

Just my 2 cents.

Flashback to high school - huge bell bottom jeans, Schoolhouse Rock, Al Stewart, avocado green refrigerators, shag carpeting, Starsky & Hutch and sneaking to the back of the bookstore to read Penthouse forum. (They weren’t wrapped in plastic in the old days)

I saw other discussions of users exercising their creative writing skills about LDKs, although this was a while back. But yes, this topic doesn’t seem to have a mass appeal, which I knew. But for us who do indulge in such creative writing, I was interested in their best LDK stories.

It's an open forum. I'm certainly not saying you shouldn't post or ask about LDK, but just letting you know why this might not get a lot of traction (or friction, as the case may be...).

This may be one of the few online discussion forums where writing about cuming in your pants is still relatively acceptable, so I am not going to discourage you.

I have my own kinks, and I know they aren’t widely enjoyed either.

When you go to a strip club and intend to LDK, do you inform the dancer before she begins grinding? When there is a chance of bodily fluids being exchanged, I would think it’s best to be upfront.

I guess you need to add dry cleaning money, to your strip club budget. 🤣

Twentyfive 😂 😂 😂 Already done 💵

My ATF DS was one of the best LDK strippers in my experience. Out of dozens over the years. She was 5'3", natural blonde, blue eyes, all natural and firm 38" DDDs, 40" booty, baby soft but also firm skin texture. She was also an OTC escort so LDK wasn't an issue with her.

Every visit started with her dick teasing me while I massaged her in the main room for 20-30 min. I'd get rock hard from sitting spoon with her at the bar. This prepared me, gave me a "head start", if you will, for great mileage dances. Her body was simply perfect for rubbing up against. My favorite part was massaging her ass because at the same time it stimulated my boner. She'd also often dance and grind into me to keep me hard. By the time it came to get dances, I was already extremely excited.

During dances was awesome too. She did just about everything well in that she paid constant attention to my dick. I LDKed to her squeezing her boobs and stroking me with them, to her ass grinding every which way on my crotch. But best of all she would ride on me cowgirl and bury my face in her tits while I could control the grind and even counter grind back into her pussy. I'd have my hands on her ass and could control the pace any way I wanted. And she wouldn't change positions unless I initiated it. I'd usually do 2-3 songs and we didn't ever need to talk about actually LDKing. It was understood and just part of our routine. Ultimately it was her awesome body, her willingness, her high mileage, and her main room teasing that made her my #1 ATF for LDKing. She was the "total package" in my experience.

I've had even more aggressive dancers too. Ones that could give great OTP BJs, ones that stick shifted with abandon, ones that basically dry humped me the entire session. These were also all great experiences too. It's tough for me to point out just one great story.

So congrats @Birdie for "coming out" as a shameless LDKer. To me it's not as good as FS, but it can be really awesome by its own merits and for the most part you can always leave the club happy as long as it allows some mileage. Enjoy yourself for years to "come". I sure have.

I miss how girls would rub their butts on your dick in line during lunch in middle school... I loved when lines were long lulz

OP: Not my kink, but I salute you for your openness!

@ 2Icee 😂 😂 😂 @drewcareypnw it’s definitely niche and not for everyone; some may even look down on it, but as you stated, to each their own and be confident in your “own.”

@SirLapdancealot What a great story, man! She sounds like one to be remembered. And no shame in this game, sir! I fully embrace my peculiarities. I appreciate your thorough response, and you keep enjoying yourself as well. Again, I’m new to all this but I look forward to my future experiences!!!

@Birdie just remember the golden rule of LDKing...

...keep your jizz your own biz.

(Meaning - don't get cum on her! Ever!!!)

Focusing on the finish of an LDK dance is missing much of the point. The CIP is just the ending, which is a perfectly normal outcome of a raunchy lap dance. The mess is annoying but manageable.

The great thing about this type of dance is the DANCE and the possible scenarios. Here is the ideal scenario:

1. Club has a good selection of very hot girls, 8-9 range.
2. Good grinds are standard.
3. Dances are reasonably priced, $20-30 per.

You can sample hottie after hottie, hands roaming all over, take breaks between as needed, then when the time and girl is right take it to the finish. An hour or two of fun like this might cost just a few hundred.

I don't usually spend my money this way as extras are easy and standard at my local clubs. But if I was travelling and knew this scenario was available at a nearby club, I would absolutely spend an evening doing this.

This gun doesn't have a hair trigger. Never happened and never will.

Negative here as well.

Spoiler alert - LDKing isn't about having a hair trigger. It's about having trigger discipline.

Tonight was a first. I was with a regular dancer at the club but it was our first time together. Spinner, bleached blonde with a booty like a sista. Legs like Tina Turner. All natural perky A/B cups. Cute face. Anyhow, after a brief massage we get dances, the mileage and variety was good, and into the 2nd song she's grinding me cowgirl stroking her pussy up and down my dick and somehow is able to booty pop and twerk each ass cheek individually to the beat of the music. This alone was knocking my boner around good. It felt great as I had a handful of each ass cheek and grinded her back to the beat. It was a demonstration of some mad dance skills at the same time feeling great. She said she she'd do it the whole time and she did throughout the third and last song. I timed the LDK just as it ended and as I was playing her twerking ass cheeks like bongos. I never LDKed like that before.

Well as a fellow lapdance lover I can relate to this story. I've had so many lapdances throughout the years I've literally lost count. Some good, some bad, most just mediocre. But I can recall at least 2 that made me bust a nut. In one occasion I was wearing thin spandex shorts and no underwear so I was basically asking for a LDK. The girl took me to the booth and grinded me really good for a few minutes, there was barely any clothing between my dick and her pussy and it was enough to make me shoot my load. Felt great. She noticed immediately and was pretty nice about it. Even gave me a paper towel to clean myself off, it was a mess. But as she was leaving I heard her talking to someone, maybe the bouncer or manager about what happened and I heard him saying something like "are you fucking kidding me?" LOL So yea, kinda embarrassing walking out of that place.

2nd time was much better. It was at a different club and the lapdance booths were much more private with no bouncers hanging around. I was wearing jeans this time and wasn't even planning on getting a LDK. But the girl was a pro, she knew exactly where and how to grind, even adjusted my dick so it was pointing up and then just rubbed her pussy up and down the shaft repeatedly. I was actually impressed. Made me jizz hard and under 5 minutes. And since I had jeans off, it was less messy and I could actually stand and walk to the bathroom.

I would like to have more LDKs but sometimes I'm just too drunk, or the girl switches positions too often, or I'm wearing pants too thick. There are a lot of factors that come into play, and they all have to come together for me to get an LDK.

"Are you kidding me" may have been in reference to him just finishing cleaning up messes from others guys that were LDKd by her earlier in the night.

I've experienced multiple girls who smile with a "proud of myself" look after finishing me. Some girls see it as a sign of accomplishment (either that, or, "finally....I can stop dancing for this clown").

@Mike @Sir Love the stories, guys!

Definitely don’t have a hair trigger, as I can stay in some mashed potatoes for hours. And back to back! That’s why I find it fascinating when I can come across a gal that actually gets me to that point without penetration. It is quite remarkable people. I just love a beautiful woman who is motivated to please. Lol

Many a LDK in my past so I'll highlight one since it's almost time to go get my massage:

"You wanna have some fun" This was the most consistent and an ATF. Dark eyes and hair down just past the shoulders, and a great smile. She had a head turner body that I look for. Easily E tits up top and an exceptional "I do squats" ass with thicker than peanut butter in the fridge thighs to match. Never rushed, always swung by and put that wonderful body in my lap with diversified conversation beyond basic pleasantries. The lap dance would kick off with removal of her top and a purposeful hands on shoulders/chair straddle, the first time she put my hands on her magnificent mounds, and proceeded with a long grinding stroke. Once I got going she would turn, giving me time to adjust my dick if needed and sit on my dick to slide up and down. What nearly always finished me off was her sorta simi-side straddling me, pressed tight, arching her back and grinding her thick thigh/pussy against my dick. Contact was tight and I wouldn't last too long so no worries about "raw rug burn dick." My right hand usually found full purchase on her ass grabbing hold and playing with that excellence while my left would reach under for her heavy hangers or thighs or usually around thanks to some long arms to grab her right ass cheek and guide the motion. A few taps on her ass would let her know I was done. She'd call it a good work out.

I'll share some more later.

@ userdriver Incredible story, sir! She sounds like she gave you an amazing experience. I love those who just know what they are doing! Thanks for participating 😂

Great story @userdriver.

Tonight my CF was working. A Middle Eastern beauty. A 10 if I ever saw one. All natural bikini model body. She was looking exquisite in one too. The triangles barely covered her perfectly perky B cup nipples and coin slot/puffy pussy lips. I can't keep my eyes off her. I buy her a shot and we get a table.

After a few minutes of small talk, I give her a massage for a good 20 minutes. The entire time I'm rock hard with my dick hot dog between her ass cheeks. Every which way I massaged her, it made her ass wiggle, and that, in turn, teased my boner. It was a awesome prelude to dances. Even just looking down and seeing her perfect ass under her thong's whale tale on my crotch was sexy as fuck. Her ass is thick and juicy and feels so good to rub into.

We get dances and during the partial song that doesn't count, she sits naked on my lap in spoon position and I continue the massage. At the same time she's teasing my dick with her perfect peach booty to the beat of the music. Once again I'm rock hard.

During the dances she's mostly in my favorite position - cowgirl with her pussy lips rubbing the underside of my dick. In this position we alternate between her stroking her pussy on my dick and me grinding my dick on her pussy. And every combination in between. During all this, my hands are either feeling up her perfect tits or grabbing her ass and spreading her cheeks wide so I can control the rubbing and position her pussy exactly on my dick the way I want. She's awesome in that she can read my cues to adjust to a position or pace that I like and go fully submissive when I'm in control mode.

As per my usual preference I like to LDK during the last half of the third song, so I start concentrating on it. And she gets in the aforementioned position. I LDK with around a minute to spare and instead of grinding she just cuddles me and presses her tits into my chest and lays her head on my shoulder. She leaves her pussy and barely grinds it on my clearly throbbing boner. Like we are both basking in the afterglow.

I don't know if she truly enjoyed herself, but later as I examined my LDK pants, there were pussy juice stains all over the crotch area and it still smells like her sweet pussy hours later.

This is an example of a great LDK night in my world. For me I need a smoking hot stripper that pays constant attention to my dick and knows exactly what I like.

@SirLapdancealot Thanks for sharing. That was great story; especially the basking moment. They sure know how to do a great job.

These Ldk stories are awesome, keep them cumming. Lol