Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 219)

Nicokeyes is having another manic episode.

Ummm, yeah you brag. And ummm, yeah you bring all of it up first. You probably don't remember this because you post when you are having a manic episode and then you can't remember what you posted. LOL quit revising history. Go back and read your own posts. You initiate all of the discussion around yourself 'cause you are a depressed bipolar attention whore. LOL it's self evident in your own posts.

"Lol who the fuck talks about their dreams on the bench with some dude ..got to work 4 it instead " ^ Lol who the fuck brags about their law school and law career aspirations with some dudes on a strip club discussion forum...got to actually do it all instead.

^ The best chess clubs are in Russia.

Drippin' troll entrails!

A pic from her past wouldn't do anything for me. All that would matter to me is whether or not her present day self is still attractive. And I don't care what her age is as long as she's still attractive which means her body is still in shape and not starting to sag. My oldest fave was 48 and although she clearly had crow's feet eye wrinkles that gave away her age, she still had a banging body.

@Cristobal LOL almost if not actually cumming is the point! When you get yourself totally hard and aroused from sitting with your stripper prior to getting dances is what makes those eventual dances and private time sooooo good. It's the foreplay time. I like to at least get myself rock hard from spooning and massaging for a few songs, but if there is enough time, like 30 min or more, I can (discreetly) get myself to the point where I'm edging from cumming and then I just sit there giddy and stupid from the boner and fighting off the cum. And then at that point I just tell my stripper we can go get dances whenever she wants. And then the resulting LDK is even better because I'm already so worked up. It's awesome.

^ And LOL my ATF DS was VERY quick to block any inquiries by other strippers. She told a few of them "he's mine and I'm not sharing". LOL then she wiggled her ass into my hard boner.

^ Forgot to mention it also makes you appealing to all the other strippers. When I was with my ATF DS last week, the bartender and several of the other strippers were coming up to me and asking for "nexts". LOL I couldn't see her face but apparently my ATF DS had a look of relaxation and pleasure that made the other ladies want some too!

@Lapd884 If I were to use popular porn stars as my benchmark, Angela White and Alexis Texas are at about my limit of attractive big asses. My ATF DS is built like Angela White but with firmer fat in her tits and ass. Some of those links you posted are still too much ass for me, but I can relate in that I know they would still feel very nice rubbing on my hard cock. @Cristobal LOL I'm telling you it's a competitive edge over other PLs. Strippers just love it. My ATF DS tells me it can feel as good as sex and often she will shiver and I can feel goose bumps on her after I rubbed her shoulders and neck really nice. Pro tip: Strippers will be really tight/sore at the back of her neck, the ridge along her shoulder blades, and her calf muscles. If you focus on any of these areas she's gonna relax and be happy on another level.

I saw it Saturday afternoon. I liked Age of Ultron and Infinity War better but still a good movie. It got too sappy and nostalgic for my tastes and not enough action.

^ My ATF DS's is slightly smaller.

@Cristobal LOL seriously I like a balanced hourglass body. I can appreciate a fine ass but if she doesn't have some tits to go with her ass, I'm not attracted no matter how hot that ass is. And good for you on starting up the back rub routine. I spent almost an hour spooning and massaging my ATF DS prior to dances w/LDK, and it really makes the LDK and overall club experience better. You get your boner stimulated constantly and you get your stripper to relax and have a great time with you. @Lapd884 That booty is way too big for me! I'm so not attracted to that. This one is more like my ATF DS's: https://youtu.be/7L4ATdJAJyE.

Drippin' alert!

^ Forgot to add and confirm that massages have their benefits. After 6 months of not seeing my three strippers, all of them could not wait to get their massage and all were like putty in my hands and told me they missed it a lot. They were so relaxed and flirty with me and LMAO they tell me that nobody and not even professionals do it better.

Yesterday my wife had another 'girl's day' with her BFF and I was able to go see my ATF DS after a 6 month hiatus. And of course she was ecstatic to see me since I'm a long time regular. She gave me a big long hug and then after a few minutes of catching up talk she is more than willing to "assume the position" for a massage. She straddles a bar high chair backwards and sets her phat ass over the edge of it so that the cheeks are easily pressing into both sides of my crotch and my boner is buried hot dog style deep in between them and they are nicely squeezing the entire underside of my cock. And let me tell you that the feeling is wonderful and much of it is because she has a nice and juicy big phat ass. It's big with her 39" waistline but she also has what I call 'firm' baby fat in that it's both thick and firm, not soft, so anything pressing into it just sinks in but there is good pressure too. And to me this is what sets her ass apart relatively to many other strippers that I have felt in the same position. Just the feeling of sitting there still with her like that feels great on my dick, and it is even better with every movement by either of us. And to get that feeling almost immediately after I arrive, then to stay that way for the entire visit outside of getting dances and watching her onstage is what makes visits with her awesome. I always have awesome feeling LDKs when I maximize spooning and massage time beforehand. By comparison I have two other faves that I have also seen recently and sat in the same exact spooning position, and they have wonderful asses too, but honestly it just doesn't feel as good as my big phat ass ATF DS's does. And both of them have seriously nice grade A asses. They are just smaller and don't have nearly as much baby fat back there. It still feels wonderful but not quite as good. To me this is one thing, all other things equal, that sets my ATF DS apart from others. And I still don't consider myself an "ass man" per se. Also I want to add that yesterday was even better that normal because my ATF DS had on some denim shorts that she pulled down and let her ass cheeks spill out over the beltline and really stick out with just a lime lace thong showing. Not only was it hot as fuck to look down at it as I was using her ass cheeks to rub my dick, it felt great too with ample ass spilling out of those shorts. LMAO @TFP you would have loved it, being a thong and big ass man. The visual is still crystal clear in my head.

High five, @PaulDrake!

#1 'cause I liked the movie. "Blondie! Blondie!"

LMAO IceyDodo first posts this to troll... "I thought you were with a bitch right now 20fag lmfao" ...and then less than 10 minutes later she posts... "I'm not here to hate. If you wanna hate me go ahead but I'm tired of this shit" LMFAO she's still a hypocritical trick bitch. A tired one at that!

Yeah it's an invasion of my personal space and I only like it if I already like the stripper. It's annoying AF otherwise.

@Nidan true that, but I'm content with the fact that her posts meet every qualification of a manic episode. Plus I'd hate to realize that she's "normal" IRL but then she has a bipolar troll persona thing going on TUSCL. It would be a sad disappointment.

^ No chance. She's not my type. In terms of looks and body she's a "6" at best. Tits too small. And she's a horrible conversationalist based on her posts.

It's called the "strip club handshake". In my anecdotal observation about 1 out of 20 strippers used it on me. It doesn't help close the deal if I don't want a dance anyway, but all other things equal it might influence me if I had to make a choice between two hot strippers.

IceyDodo's morning drip feed. Hi IceyDodo, why do you still read my posts if I'm blocked?

LMAO juice gets BBFS ITC with a known stripper slut and calls it 'clean' club sex.