Lap Dance HJ with Ass

She had a hand growing out her ass?

This I got to see

Very funny dude. I mean the lap dance with grinding her ass

I believe that's referred to as an assjob - that is TUSCLer's "TFP" specialty

Not quite, but..... last week, I did VIP with a hot AA with a booty to die for. She clapped that ass as loud as I could with my hands. However, her tits were mighty fine as well with the prerequisite set of nipples that I prefer. She took my Cock out and placed it between her Tits. She used no hands, but proceeded to jiggle those tits on and around my cock. She damn near made me cum. She told me to go ahead and blow my load on her tits. I told her that I try my best never to do that out of respect for my slacks. We then continued our dance. One of these days, i will give into the LDK !

Thanks P.chulo! Hope he has something to add.

Nidan, you should place penis up in your pants and make her grind on you. Give in to the LDK!

That’s how it started out, but she actually asked me if she could take it out and see it. Lol

She took it out and said, “holy shit, I think I will just titty fuck you!” Stripper Shit.

^^^ my next venue. I’m on it!!! Next fucking week at one of my favorite backwoods ozark extra clubs!

@sirlapdancealot is the place almost empty when you're doing this. I can't imagine seeing someone behind a stripper humping their ass in the open without a bouncer coming. Do you take your two hands on her ass cheeks, squeeze and then hump? How do you know it's ok to do this? I want to try!

Yeah, that would almost be distracting from the dancer on stage. Lol

^^^ and this is why we enjoy this site. For the TUSCL Continuing Education Units.

Damn right this is my specialty. As well as Sirlapdancealot's lol. If I leave a club without at least a nice LDK then the visit was a failure IMO. A standard visit usually has me finishing twice. And just like the OP, it's mostly from a nice big ass grinding all against me.

Although my last

Although my last LDK was brought on by a dancer that didn't have my usual favored proportions. She was actually a kind of petite Asian girl, but she had a nice set of C cup fake tits and just enough ass. And the main thing was, she moved that ass beautifully on my junk and just had an awesome easygoing attitude. Funny thing is she knew my old favorite before she left the club because of that shitty ass employee rule that CA clubs have to deal with. So the Asian dancer kept apologizing that she didn't have the biggest ass and huge tits that she knows I like. I had to keep reassuring her that she was fine and that her great attitude more than made up for that, which it did. Went through all my favorite positions, with my favorite being the standing dances where I get to grind her and grope the hell out of her boobs at the same time. She did such a good dance in fact that I'm looking forward to my next visit there.

Had a favorite who I’ve known for years. Last time I got a dance from her she pulled me out for some air. Then did the reverse cg between her cheeks. That felt really good. She told me how wet she was so I checked and she wasn’t lying. She used it for some au natural lube and asked me to blow between her butt cheeks. I think I lasted another 30’seconds after that.

@Nidan Damn bro! I live in MO now and need info! Been to Hustlers recently and gotta say, the dancers there are hot! 8-9s easily. But need to find other clubs that offer OTC (not dollies tho, sounds dangerous)

Lotsoffun201 that move your dancer did of freeing willy for a ride between the cheeks? I've had that from a few dancers at clubs that I never thought it would happen at. Fun times although it can get a bit messy. Believe it or not sometimes it's easier to contain the blast in your pants.

Um why would you pay a fat chick?

^ I hear that fat chicks give the best blow jobs, makes sense cause they’re always hungry ;)

CrazyJoe said "She had a hand growing out her ass?"

I'm wary of Russian dancers in general. Russian dancers from the Chernobyl region? ... double wary.

@crazzybowy33. Check out my reviews. You will find some. Also the AMPs in Illinois are fucking awesome!

For a review of this topic in action, check out @TFP's review of Paradise GC in COI, it's a great read.

@SirLapdancealot you definitely have your masters (bate) on this subject.

Your spoon move seems worth a try and though I can't LDK, I think the spoon would be a great warm up.

@SirLapdancealot that's pure genius to use the back rub, it's right up there with the front room make out session... Lol

I'm going to start working on my back rubbing skills.

It wasn't a lap dance, it was a VIP dance with two girls and satisfaction guaranteed. One was a well-known Cuban extras girl, kinda plus sized and very freaky. The other was a very attractive American blonde that I had been trying to meet for a long time. The Cuban was always pushing extras on me which I declined, but when she offered a threesome with the blonde I couldn't say "no".

Behind the curtain the clothes came off and they were both all over me. Hands, mouths, and tits were applied but we were running out of time until the Cuban said "I'm gonna put him in my ass". It wasn't penetration so much as dry humping me with those big soft ass cheeks, but it did the trick.

The only complaint is after that the Cuban felt I was her property and wouldn't let anyone else near me. She really turned out that blonde, though. She was like her prison bitch. Token sub white girl in the Cuban Posse.

^^^ damnnn, "I'm gonna put him in my ass". How huge was her ass? Did she try sticking the head in first?

Sounds like there was 0 penetration.

I once was sitting at the bar and it was pretty empty. Seen one girl on her phone and she seemed bored so I left her alone. When she stand up her ass was amazing. I got up immediately and asked for a dance, she smiled and said ok. At the start she said are you sitting well? I said I'm ok, she said u could flip him up if you want. I did just that and she dance on me no position change and I cum hard.

@SirLapdancealot

I did the back rub with different girls on Tuesday and Wednesday and it did wonders.

The moaning was a bigger turn on than the ass rubbing (OK just as much a turn on).

One girl wanted to massage her ass which I happily obliged.

Thanks as always for the helpful information.

He misses to mention the best part lol. How big was her ass by the waay

@SirLapdancealot

Lol.. And you don't consider yourself an ass man, wow.

Quite an ass expert for not being an ass man.

The back rub is now going to be part of my routine, should be fun.

Find an ass in instagram to post what their ass looks like

yeah. i need a graphic photo.

Miss your stories, buddy. Classic shit by you again, SLD. That description is good enough, can picture that shit. Sounds excellent!

Was it like this?

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@SLD my mouth dropped when I seen that ass lol. Her is way big too, just less hips.

I have had a favourite like this too :). She knows exactly what I want.

I always get these types of ass and dances:

When im relax: dl.phncdn.com

When she bend over the chair: cl.phncdn.com

How they sometimes make me ldk: dl.phncdn.com

@SirLapdancealot

I was in TJ this weekend and used the back rub on my CFBG while in the room and she was ohhing and awwing like a porn star (usually she is pretty reserved).

Then on Sunday I used it on a new BG before she started grinding on my lap and it was amazing.

Pure genius, thanks for super tip.

This one of my favourite ldk when it happen to me.

She said stand up. You could jump now: cl.phncdn.com

Also have girl do this for whole songs. No words said, just do u want a dance: xvideos.com

@SirLapdancealot

Yes, the calves too.

With my CFBG, i usually just like the rub her legs lightly but after giving her the back and neck massage I started working her legs and when I massaged her calves she moaned so loudly and grabbed me so tightly, I almost came... Lol.