Lap Dance HJ with Ass

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Lapd884
Anyone get any recent stripper with big ass. Did she use to make you LDK?

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crazyjoe
6 years ago
She had a hand growing out her ass?
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crazyjoe
6 years ago
This I got to see
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Lapd884
6 years ago
Very funny dude. I mean the lap dance with grinding her ass
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I believe that's referred to as an assjob - that is TUSCLer's "TFP" specialty
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Nidan111
6 years ago
Not quite, but..... last week, I did VIP with a hot AA with a booty to die for. She clapped that ass as loud as I could with my hands. However, her tits were mighty fine as well with the prerequisite set of nipples that I prefer. She took my Cock out and placed it between her Tits. She used no hands, but proceeded to jiggle those tits on and around my cock. She damn near made me cum. She told me to go ahead and blow my load on her tits. I told her that I try my best never to do that out of respect for my slacks. We then continued our dance. One of these days, i will give into the LDK !
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Lapd884
6 years ago
Thanks P.chulo! Hope he has something to add.

Nidan, you should place penis up in your pants and make her grind on you. Give in to the LDK!
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Nidan111
6 years ago
That’s how it started out, but she actually asked me if she could take it out and see it. Lol
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Nidan111
6 years ago
She took it out and said, “holy shit, I think I will just titty fuck you!” Stripper Shit.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
My ATF DS has a big ass and big tits and because of said big ass it was easy to LDK from her grinding it on me. The thing that's nice about a big ass is that there's no hard bone (other than my own) to make things uncomfortable....just glorious ass fat rubbing all over my crotch.

Pro tip: sit spoon with big ass stripper in the main room if at all possible. It's great to have a boner up in between that shit and every little wiggle and movement is stimulating your boner. I try to sit this way with all strippers and with my ATF DS and another fave I even LDKed from it for a second time after a normal LDK private dance.
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Nidan111
6 years ago
^^^ my next venue. I’m on it!!! Next fucking week at one of my favorite backwoods ozark extra clubs!
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ @Nidan I used to give my ATF DS and faves massages sitting that way and when I got to her hips and ass I would "massage" while squeezing and rubbing my boner with her ass cheeks. Good stuff!
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Lapd884
6 years ago
@sirlapdancealot is the place almost empty when you're doing this. I can't imagine seeing someone behind a stripper humping their ass in the open without a bouncer coming. Do you take your two hands on her ass cheeks, squeeze and then hump? How do you know it's ok to do this? I want to try!
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gSteph
6 years ago
Yeah, that would almost be distracting from the dancer on stage. Lol
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Lapd884 I've done it at the bar and tables out in the open and it doesn't matter if it is busy or dead ITC. But note that all humping and grinding actions on my part are subtle and discreet. And my hands are more so massaging her hips than ass but there is overlap. All it looks like to others is that we are sitting spoon and I'm giving her a massage. When I get down to her ass my hands are on her hips and upper ass cheeks but I'm also moving them around and giving a legit "innocent" massage. The side benefit to this is that my boner (hidden in the "innocent" spoon position) gets stimulated with all the massage motions. There are all types of motions but yeah the best is to have fingers on her hips and palms on each upper ass cheek and rotate my palms simultaneously to squeeze my boner at the base and the rotation moves the squeeze up the underside of my cock. LOL it looks fairly "innocent" and not something that draws attention other than jealous PLs that are trying to figure out how to get the same!
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Nidan111
6 years ago
^^^ and this is why we enjoy this site. For the TUSCL Continuing Education Units.
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TFP
6 years ago
Damn right this is my specialty. As well as Sirlapdancealot's lol. If I leave a club without at least a nice LDK then the visit was a failure IMO. A standard visit usually has me finishing twice. And just like the OP, it's mostly from a nice big ass grinding all against me.

Although my last
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TFP
6 years ago
Although my last LDK was brought on by a dancer that didn't have my usual favored proportions. She was actually a kind of petite Asian girl, but she had a nice set of C cup fake tits and just enough ass. And the main thing was, she moved that ass beautifully on my junk and just had an awesome easygoing attitude. Funny thing is she knew my old favorite before she left the club because of that shitty ass employee rule that CA clubs have to deal with. So the Asian dancer kept apologizing that she didn't have the biggest ass and huge tits that she knows I like. I had to keep reassuring her that she was fine and that her great attitude more than made up for that, which it did. Went through all my favorite positions, with my favorite being the standing dances where I get to grind her and grope the hell out of her boobs at the same time. She did such a good dance in fact that I'm looking forward to my next visit there.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
LMAO TFP has a PhD in the finer intricacies of a good ass job. I would say I've got my masters, and I love a good ass as much as any other PL. But honestly I don't like asses, no matter how well shaped, to be proportionately too big relative to the rest of her body, and I prefer cowgirl grinding for LDK finishing over an ass job. But that said I do appreciate how good a phat ass feels grinding on my cock.

@TFP that stripper you met is a keeper. A good ass grinding stripper knows how to apply the right pressure and motions on the crotch area to maximize stimulation. Ones that don't know what they are doing (or worse will do it on purpose) will usually grind too hard or stick the boniest part right on top of my cock which can be a boner killer.
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lotsoffun201
6 years ago
Had a favorite who I’ve known for years. Last time I got a dance from her she pulled me out for some air. Then did the reverse cg between her cheeks. That felt really good. She told me how wet she was so I checked and she wasn’t lying. She used it for some au natural lube and asked me to blow between her butt cheeks. I think I lasted another 30’seconds after that.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
"backwoods ozark extra clubs!"

@Nidan I grew up in Missouri and never went to strip clubs there but LOL I know what you mean by this. LOL I bet there are some good corn fed PAWGs to be found there.
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crazzybowy33
6 years ago
@Nidan Damn bro! I live in MO now and need info! Been to Hustlers recently and gotta say, the dancers there are hot! 8-9s easily. But need to find other clubs that offer OTC (not dollies tho, sounds dangerous)
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TFP
6 years ago
Lotsoffun201 that move your dancer did of freeing willy for a ride between the cheeks? I've had that from a few dancers at clubs that I never thought it would happen at. Fun times although it can get a bit messy. Believe it or not sometimes it's easier to contain the blast in your pants.
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skibum609
6 years ago
Um why would you pay a fat chick?
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^ I hear that fat chicks give the best blow jobs, makes sense cause they’re always hungry ;)
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
CrazyJoe said "She had a hand growing out her ass?"

I'm wary of Russian dancers in general. Russian dancers from the Chernobyl region? ... double wary.
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Nidan111
6 years ago
@crazzybowy33. Check out my reviews. You will find some. Also the AMPs in Illinois are fucking awesome!
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Cristobal
6 years ago
For a review of this topic in action, check out @TFP's review of Paradise GC in COI, it's a great read.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot you definitely have your masters (bate) on this subject.

Your spoon move seems worth a try and though I can't LDK, I think the spoon would be a great warm up.
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Icey
6 years ago
If I had a bitch rubbing my dick between her ass chicks, I'd be sad if I didn't stick it in.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Cristobal Whether or not I get dances, the spoon sitting move is great and it is a warm up for any future activity with a stripper. Definitely try it.

I lead into it with an offer to give her a back rub and it works almost every time because I'm awesome at it and just about every stripper wants one. LMAO it's a "small sacrifice" for her to put up with a boner 'tween her cheeks as she gets a "free" massage. I recently saw a fave after a 6 month hiatus and she immediately sat on my lap and went into spoon position with me because she missed my massages so much. I've also done this with strippers I've just met and they often love and feel spoiled by it too.

@IceyDodo LMAO you are just a sad troll. And you don't have a dick.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot that's pure genius to use the back rub, it's right up there with the front room make out session... Lol

I'm going to start working on my back rubbing skills.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
LOL @Cristobal I will never be a front room makeout session disciple. Just not something I care to have with a stripper but if it works IRL for fellow PLs then it's all good.

As to massages, they key is to give a legitimately good one and not a token one just to get some boner teasing. The boner teasing comes secondary but is virtually guaranteed provided a legitimately good massage is given. And by legitimately good I mean you find true knots and pinched muscles and rub them out.

I love it because it is yet another way to appreciate and enjoy a stripper's beauty. Touching a woman's body even though it's not tits and pussy is still highly enjoyable. Even sensual.

And yeah it does take practice and commitment to improve. And once you get good at it, your stripper will be craving them every time she sees you. And when that happens you won't even have to initiate the spooning and boner teasing.
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gammanu95
6 years ago
It wasn't a lap dance, it was a VIP dance with two girls and satisfaction guaranteed. One was a well-known Cuban extras girl, kinda plus sized and very freaky. The other was a very attractive American blonde that I had been trying to meet for a long time. The Cuban was always pushing extras on me which I declined, but when she offered a threesome with the blonde I couldn't say "no".

Behind the curtain the clothes came off and they were both all over me. Hands, mouths, and tits were applied but we were running out of time until the Cuban said "I'm gonna put him in my ass". It wasn't penetration so much as dry humping me with those big soft ass cheeks, but it did the trick.

The only complaint is after that the Cuban felt I was her property and wouldn't let anyone else near me. She really turned out that blonde, though. She was like her prison bitch. Token sub white girl in the Cuban Posse.
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Lapd884
6 years ago
^^^ damnnn, "I'm gonna put him in my ass". How huge was her ass? Did she try sticking the head in first?

Sounds like there was 0 penetration.

I once was sitting at the bar and it was pretty empty. Seen one girl on her phone and she seemed bored so I left her alone. When she stand up her ass was amazing. I got up immediately and asked for a dance, she smiled and said ok. At the start she said are you sitting well? I said I'm ok, she said u could flip him up if you want. I did just that and she dance on me no position change and I cum hard.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot

I did the back rub with different girls on Tuesday and Wednesday and it did wonders.

The moaning was a bigger turn on than the ass rubbing (OK just as much a turn on).

One girl wanted to massage her ass which I happily obliged.

Thanks as always for the helpful information.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Cristobal That's what I'm talking about, my PL brutha! Glad to help. And I hope your boner was spooned 'tween those ass cheeks as you gave that massage! When she moans you'll moan too, LMAO! It's awesome!!!
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Lapd884
6 years ago
He misses to mention the best part lol. How big was her ass by the waay
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
Yesterday my wife had another 'girl's day' with her BFF and I was able to go see my ATF DS after a 6 month hiatus. And of course she was ecstatic to see me since I'm a long time regular. She gave me a big long hug and then after a few minutes of catching up talk she is more than willing to "assume the position" for a massage. She straddles a bar high chair backwards and sets her phat ass over the edge of it so that the cheeks are easily pressing into both sides of my crotch and my boner is buried hot dog style deep in between them and they are nicely squeezing the entire underside of my cock. And let me tell you that the feeling is wonderful and much of it is because she has a nice and juicy big phat ass. It's big with her 39" waistline but she also has what I call 'firm' baby fat in that it's both thick and firm, not soft, so anything pressing into it just sinks in but there is good pressure too. And to me this is what sets her ass apart relatively to many other strippers that I have felt in the same position. Just the feeling of sitting there still with her like that feels great on my dick, and it is even better with every movement by either of us. And to get that feeling almost immediately after I arrive, then to stay that way for the entire visit outside of getting dances and watching her onstage is what makes visits with her awesome. I always have awesome feeling LDKs when I maximize spooning and massage time beforehand.

By comparison I have two other faves that I have also seen recently and sat in the same exact spooning position, and they have wonderful asses too, but honestly it just doesn't feel as good as my big phat ass ATF DS's does. And both of them have seriously nice grade A asses. They are just smaller and don't have nearly as much baby fat back there. It still feels wonderful but not quite as good. To me this is one thing, all other things equal, that sets my ATF DS apart from others. And I still don't consider myself an "ass man" per se.

Also I want to add that yesterday was even better that normal because my ATF DS had on some denim shorts that she pulled down and let her ass cheeks spill out over the beltline and really stick out with just a lime lace thong showing. Not only was it hot as fuck to look down at it as I was using her ass cheeks to rub my dick, it felt great too with ample ass spilling out of those shorts. LMAO @TFP you would have loved it, being a thong and big ass man. The visual is still crystal clear in my head.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ Forgot to add and confirm that massages have their benefits. After 6 months of not seeing my three strippers, all of them could not wait to get their massage and all were like putty in my hands and told me they missed it a lot. They were so relaxed and flirty with me and LMAO they tell me that nobody and not even professionals do it better.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot

Lol.. And you don't consider yourself an ass man, wow.

Quite an ass expert for not being an ass man.

The back rub is now going to be part of my routine, should be fun.
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Lapd884
6 years ago
Find an ass in instagram to post what their ass looks like
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Jascoi
6 years ago
yeah. i need a graphic photo.
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TFP
6 years ago
Miss your stories, buddy. Classic shit by you again, SLD. That description is good enough, can picture that shit. Sounds excellent!
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Cristobal LOL seriously I like a balanced hourglass body. I can appreciate a fine ass but if she doesn't have some tits to go with her ass, I'm not attracted no matter how hot that ass is.

And good for you on starting up the back rub routine. I spent almost an hour spooning and massaging my ATF DS prior to dances w/LDK, and it really makes the LDK and overall club experience better. You get your boner stimulated constantly and you get your stripper to relax and have a great time with you.

@Lapd884 That booty is way too big for me! I'm so not attracted to that. This one is more like my ATF DS's: https://youtu.be/7L4ATdJAJyE.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ My ATF DS's is slightly smaller.
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Lapd884
6 years ago
@SLD my mouth dropped when I seen that ass lol. Her is way big too, just less hips.

I have had a favourite like this too :). She knows exactly what I want.

I always get these types of ass and dances:

When im relax:
https://dl.phncdn.com/gif/9939492.gif

When she bend over the chair:
https://cl.phncdn.com/gif/18482141.gif

How they sometimes make me ldk:
https://dl.phncdn.com/gif/16331672.gif
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot

I was in TJ this weekend and used the back rub on my CFBG while in the room and she was ohhing and awwing like a porn star (usually she is pretty reserved).

Then on Sunday I used it on a new BG before she started grinding on my lap and it was amazing.

Pure genius, thanks for super tip.
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Lapd884
6 years ago
This one of my favourite ldk when it happen to me.

She said stand up. You could jump now: https://cl.phncdn.com/gif/10022212.gif

Also have girl do this for whole songs. No words said, just do u want a dance:
https://www.xvideos.com/video46478757/le…
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Lapd884 If I were to use popular porn stars as my benchmark, Angela White and Alexis Texas are at about my limit of attractive big asses. My ATF DS is built like Angela White but with firmer fat in her tits and ass. Some of those links you posted are still too much ass for me, but I can relate in that I know they would still feel very nice rubbing on my hard cock.

@Cristobal LOL I'm telling you it's a competitive edge over other PLs. Strippers just love it. My ATF DS tells me it can feel as good as sex and often she will shiver and I can feel goose bumps on her after I rubbed her shoulders and neck really nice.

Pro tip: Strippers will be really tight/sore at the back of her neck, the ridge along her shoulder blades, and her calf muscles. If you focus on any of these areas she's gonna relax and be happy on another level.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ Forgot to mention it also makes you appealing to all the other strippers. When I was with my ATF DS last week, the bartender and several of the other strippers were coming up to me and asking for "nexts". LOL I couldn't see her face but apparently my ATF DS had a look of relaxation and pleasure that made the other ladies want some too!
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ And LOL my ATF DS was VERY quick to block any inquiries by other strippers. She told a few of them "he's mine and I'm not sharing". LOL then she wiggled her ass into my hard boner.
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Cristobal
6 years ago
@SirLapdancealot

Yes, the calves too.

With my CFBG, i usually just like the rub her legs lightly but after giving her the back and neck massage I started working her legs and when I massaged her calves she moaned so loudly and grabbed me so tightly, I almost came... Lol.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@Cristobal LOL almost if not actually cumming is the point! When you get yourself totally hard and aroused from sitting with your stripper prior to getting dances is what makes those eventual dances and private time sooooo good. It's the foreplay time.

I like to at least get myself rock hard from spooning and massaging for a few songs, but if there is enough time, like 30 min or more, I can (discreetly) get myself to the point where I'm edging from cumming and then I just sit there giddy and stupid from the boner and fighting off the cum. And then at that point I just tell my stripper we can go get dances whenever she wants. And then the resulting LDK is even better because I'm already so worked up. It's awesome.
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