Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 197)

Quotes from a delusional trick LMFAO... "I don't mind spending money in the club." "If I fuck a stripper...... " "I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed." "I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..." "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue." "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..." "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." "... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."

LOL for someone that tells PLs that pay for sex they are doing it rong, IceyDodo talks about using money to get GFE from stripper whores. Here's some quotes on TUSCL from IceyDodo, aka the hypocritical trick bitch... "I don't mind spending money in the club." "If I fuck a stripper...... " "I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed." "I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..." "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue." "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..." "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." "... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."

Drip, drip because she's still being a troll

FYI a career is a job or occupation. Going to school doesn't count unless you consider your dad an "employer" LMAO!!!

LMFAO you said amazing career. And LMFAO academically you have dropped out of Cornell and you haven't graduated UT at 26 yrs old. Not really "amazing" unless it is amazing entitlement. LOL.

"i am just crediting myself for having such an amazing career and personal compass at a young age . lol." ^ LMFAO sounds just like bragging. And amazing career? Doing what? Dropping out of Cornell and dragging out being at UT while daddy pays for everything? At 26? I guess that's amazing if you are gunning for "most entitled" accolades. LMAO!

There's zero excuse for hitting a woman. Only little bitch men hit women.

@IceyDodo first off, you don't get with any stripper for free. ROFLMFAO you even admit to paying stripper whores. And secondly, more importantly, note how juice created this thread without putting others down as if he's better than guys that DON'T want to eat stripper whore pussy. It's a key difference from the way you post. He's simply posting about his own experience and again never puts anyone else down and trolls them. Getting attacked around here is because you are being a TROLL in the process of sharing your P4P GFE experiences with stripper whores. It has nothing to do with paying or supposedly not paying stripper whores. But all this is clearly lost on you, dodo.

IceyDodo is a self-made strawman. She can't make an argument unless it's based on a false assumption.

"Well once the sex change operation finishes up then you will very truly be a self-made man." @nicespice I hate to nitpick but technically a surgeon would have made her a man, so again no bueno on the self made part.

Quotes on TUSCL from IceyDodo, aka the hypocritical trick bitch... "I don't mind spending money in the club." "If I fuck a stripper...... " "I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed." "I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..." "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue." "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..." "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." "... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."

"And I guarantee, none of you would be paying these girls to fuck if you could get them for free. I'm offering advice that does work." "You're going to have to spend money. " ^ LMFAO clear hypocrisy from the hypocritical trick bitch.

LMFAO IceyDodo buys drugs and spends money on stripper whores and claims not to pay them. In her first post of this inane thread... "You're going to have to spend money. " ^ Clearly she's advising others to P4P for GFE.

How many women does it take to fuck juice? Three. One to wear the strap on, one to spread his ass cheeks, and one to keep the other two from falling in.

Material handler is a euphemism for the one that has to squeeze juice's man boobs, no doubt.

Smash that like button! I'm in the same camp @Nidan. I've tried anal with a couple of GFs and sure it feels good but it isn't even close to creaming wet pussy good or even a BJ. Plus it is where shit comes out. I don't wanna stick my dick where shit's been. Anal is BTDT and most definitely not for me. And another thing that drives me nuts is the prevalence of anal in porn. Sometimes my favorite stars crank out so many anal scenes and don't do as many normal ones after a while.

^ last statement meant for Nicole.

@Nidan111 contrary to what IceyDodo and Nicole ASSUME, there are strippers that are just as much initiating the desire give the PL an extra as there are PLs trying to get an extra. In my anecdotal experience with past faves and ATFs and random LDK strippers I would guess around 5% of them were down for extras and dick out because they openly solicited it from me. I don't ask nor imply that I want anything anymore than a nice contact lapdance. Extras are not on the table for me yet I get solicited for them in clubs across the west coast and midwest. So no, strippers aren't always being forced to see old guy dicks and old guys are NOT always trying to force their dicks out on strippers. Sometimes it's the stripper that is wanting it. And yes of course it's because she wants money in case you think I don't know this.

BTW for the record @Nicole the only time I have ever pulled my dick out and showed it to a stripper was when she asked me to let her see it. It was in a private bedroom dance. She took a break from a dance and was rubbing her pussy in a chair and asked me to pull mine out and stroke it. All I did was show it to her and put it back in my pants. Completely unsolicited on my part. And in all my 20+ yrs of going to strip clubs I've never seen a dick out but then again I don't look there. And also in that time maybe a handful at most of strippers I knew had a dick out encounter.

FYI san_jose_creep no normal civie woman wants to be viewed as someone that has been "selected" by a male, as you posted earlier. I told my wife I read this from you the other day as I was laughing about it. The only reason you have this warped perspective is because you are stuck mentally in stripper experiences that you had in the 90s and possibly a bit from your AMP whoring debacles from a few years ago where you had to select from an AMP whore lineup. I've read all those old threads by you and what you say about selecting a woman is from those limited experiences by you. Civie women shouldn't ever be treated like show dogs to be "awarded" the prize of being selected for DFKing a creep like you. It's also highly disrespectful, moron.

"funny how its so unfathomable for you to comprehend that the bitches you have to pay, are really easy if they actually like you" "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." ^ LMFAO IceyDodo can't even fathom that she admits to paying for GFE from a stripper whore at the same time accusing others for paying a stripper whore for sex. It's amusing in a pathetic way...lulz...

The fact is, IceyDodo uses money and drugs to "date" a stripper whore. The fact is, an RIL trick bitch uses money for GFE from stripper whore. The fact is, these are one and the same LMFAO.

LMFAO you are seriously pathetic in your way of equating GFE with a stripper whore to having a civie relationship. And talk about omitting facts. That's your MO besides making strawwoman arguments.

I pay money for LDKing and I fuck my wife, san_jose_creep. I think you are projecting because all you do is talk about how to have sex with a stripper from the free internet at the public library. It's like you are sexually frustrated and are taking it out on the internet.

@Papi_Chulo I've been LDKing since my 20s and I'm in my 40s now. And to me it's something mutually exclusive with prowess at real fucking. It's closer to masturbation and the ability to will yourself to cum through a combination of fantasy thoughts and physical stimulation than it is to real fucking. For me I can LDK in two songs and I can fuck my wife or GF for half an hour. I can also masturbate from anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour. I've never understood why others equate LDKing to premature ejaculation. LMAO and yeah I've "studied" this for myself. Also it's absolutely, to me, an enjoyment of a dance at a greater level. I've always said that when you can LDK you can always end a club visit happy.