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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 154)

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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Sometimes you got to wreck the truck
    Sometimes when you wreck a ho, she just wants to get wrecked again. So you can pay her again. It's a vicious cycle.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Sitting in Uncomfortable Silence
    ^ Edit: I turn to her and say I came to see *ATF DS's name* as usual then bury my nose in my phone again.
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    5 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - Heโ€™s a filthy pig. Thatโ€™s him in VIP with another whore.
    My current porn obsession - Proxy Paige!
    @heaving I have never watched a Joanna Angel porn other than browsing by it. I just know her as a popular alt porn star and director. I think she has a great body but alt porn is not my thing so I've never jerked off to her. I just think she's much hotter than Proxy. LOL WTF is a lemon whore? A sourpuss? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Sometimes you got to wreck the truck
    MackTruck has Poogressive Insurance
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - Heโ€™s a filthy pig. Thatโ€™s him in VIP with another whore.
    My current porn obsession - Proxy Paige!
    @Cashman what do you think of Proxy vs Joanna Angel?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    "What would you charge?"
    ^ @nicespice for one thing it would no longer be ironic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Flannel on a Stripper
    Just for you Mackie... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2502
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    WinningdaChumpsGame
    Exacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers
    Waiting for EndlessSummer
    ^ Yeah baby! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Sometimes you got to wreck the truck
    ^ *ensured*
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Sometimes you got to wreck the truck
    This thread is all about insured ass fraud.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Flannel on a Stripper
    ^ Amen, my fun loving fellow! ๐Ÿ‘ Replace every single one of those flannel shirts with a simple white sheer shirt and it's just that more sexy, IMHO only.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    WinningdaChumpsGame
    Exacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers
    Waiting for EndlessSummer
    Summer never ends on many levels. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Lookalike Strippers
    @Clubber LOL what if she reminds you of your own female self? ๐Ÿคฏ
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    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    It's obvious now that the key to EndlessSummer's heart (err, stomach) is all you can eat at the Hometown Buffet. Hell, she might just marry the PL that takes her there.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Lookalike Strippers
    Our very own nicespice *almost* reminds me of some friends of family and I'm totally fine with that. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฅฐ
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - Heโ€™s a filthy pig. Thatโ€™s him in VIP with another whore.
    My current porn obsession - Proxy Paige!
    @Cash the hand soap thing is just that you are jerking off as opposed to getting real pussy. Hand soap = lube. At least that's how I took it. Was it really a 'slam dunk'? Naw. But that's exactly why I called it as such! ๐Ÿ˜ Anyway as far as Proxy goes, she's not that attractive to me but I don't see her as ugly either. My bigger issue with her is that I'm not a fan of anal queens or the crazy, do anything, porn stars. But if you like her, good on you. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Tats
    @Tiredtraveler welcome to my world. Out here in Portland it's tattooed strippers everywhere. And yes there are some really bad ones on otherwise hot as fuck strippers. I don't mind most of them but goddam there are some that completely take away from natural beauty. Take for example a stripper with perfectly perky all natural C-cups and then right beneath them is the zombie apocalypse all around her stomach. True story. SMH.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    I like them OK. I went just because I got those gift cards. In some ways they ruin a good steak by bathing it in butter. Still better than Olive Garden, though.
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    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    LOL I was just making a joke just like you made one about Olive Garden gift cards over Applebee's. If you take it as cock blocking, that's on you. Just realize that you did the same exact thing. LMFAO projection much? ๐Ÿคญ
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    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    ^ good for you! My point was what would EndlessSummer do if she got a Ruth's Chris gift card since she swoons over Olive Garden ones. That is all.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Girls the don't do VIP rooms and Girls that only do private VIP rooms?
    It may not be ROB, but I think there's a bit of GPS involved because clearly the stripper thinks her worth is more than that of just giving normal dances as compared to other strippers that do. But that's OK by me if she's hot enough. This game is a hustle and strippers and PLs gotta do what they gotta do. GPS is bad only if she loses money because of it. I had a former ATF, a perfect 10 in my book, that pulled it off on me. I started seeing her at a new club and when I suggested we go get dances she said she only does VIPs. Me being too horny and she being too hot I caved. It was worth it. I didn't see it as ROB because it was at the club rate and her mileage was great as usual.
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    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    https://www.ruthschris.com/giftcards/order/
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    5 years ago
    WinningdaChumpsGame
    Exacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers
    Waiting for EndlessSummer
    @EndlessSummer Let's hope your success doesn't put a "stain" on your reputation. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What are the chances - two in a row
    ^ I've used my Discover Card cash back rewards for Ruth's Chris cards. The point being is that it's quite a jump from Applebee's and Olive Garden. That is all.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Lookalike Strippers
    @Clubber what if she reminds you of your younger mother?