Sometimes you got to wreck the truck

Right

Vicious cycle

You got that right

^^^ right! I need to charge more

MackTruck- hodl that shitcoin

In 5 years you'll have your own shit truck fleet

WCG

Exactly

^^^rong

You miss your chance to sell at a high and buy again at a low


Buy low sell high

^^^ smart talk

^^ good advice

But for shitcoin you need to adjust the strategy

Shit when it's low and keep shitting when it's high

It's all about your time on the shitter, not trying to time your shits

WCG

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This thread is all about insured ass fraud.

^ *ensured*

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MackTruck has Poogressive Insurance

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Got to wreck da hoez

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Das rite

Sometimes when you wreck a ho, she just wants to get wrecked again. So you can pay her again. It's a vicious cycle.

I must have missed that Progressive commercial. I’ve not seen Flo with skid marks on her white apron...

^ LOL I would love to see Flo get a load dumped on her at the end of a commercial.

^ yes! That would be an excellent ending to a stupid Progressive commercial.

It’s about time someone made a porn parody of those commercials.

@Cashman we know you hate them commercials but also wanna do dirty things to Flo. I love women with big noses so I have a crush on her even though her persona is annoying. 🤭🍆👩‍🦰

^ the things I’d do to Flo! I’ve got a hard on for nuns and librarians - and Flo kinda fits in there too.

Maybe a blacked video of Flo being ridden by Flo-Rida?

^ I smell what you're stepping in @Cashman! Parody video of Flo Rida's "Low" song. Would love to see Flo twerk her shit. 😍💃

^ that would be sweet! And by sweet - I’m hoping it gets filthy as fuck!

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