Lookalike Strippers

This happened to me ay Christies in Phoenix. I was on a business trip and had a free evening before meeting clients the next day. Went in and after about 30 minutes I saw the ass of a super cute brunette spinner while she was bent over talking to a guy in a chair in front of me. Her ass, legs, back all looked really good and I was just waiting for the guy to pass and see her turn around so I could make eye contact and lock her down...

She turned and our eyes locked, hers in curiosity, mine in panic! She was a near twin for my cousin who lived about 20 miles north of the PHX area, near Glendale... but my brain finally got some blood flowing and I realized I must be wrong; my cousin was only 4 years younger than me (I was about 43) and this girl was maybe 19-20... whew! I started to relax and then remembered my cousin has a daughter who just started college!!

I tried to regain some composure - badly. By then she had mistaken my look of total fear as intertest from an uber-shy guy, so she sat down on my lap and started chatting... I finally got my head together (pun intended) and started chatting her back. After some small talk and a few gentle probing questions scattered into the mix I figured out she was indeed in college but was born back east. Whew!!!

Still, the damage was done and I just could not close the deal and eventually let her slip away to other PL's.

Several years later, I was in town for a family function and met the daughter. Chubby, EMO-ish type... go figure.

@herbtcat That's the thing - once you get the thought in your head it's very difficult to undo it. Great story!

It wasn't her looks but rather her name was the same as my daughter's. I told her that I couldn't get a dance with her because of it. She said that I could call her anything that I liked. So I said how about "Bitch" and she replied "That'll work". So she got a couple of dances.

I haven't had it happen, but I can't think it would concern me. Might actually like it.

@Clubber what if she reminds you of your younger mother?

any stripper looking like my mom at any point would make me run for the hills. Any other look a likes I would have no problem with.

Our very own nicespice *almost* reminds me of some friends of family and I'm totally fine with that. 🦄🥰

SirLap,

That would be a quagmire! Why, because seeing pictures of my elementary, high school and later mother's pictures, she was a beautiful woman! Must be where my good looks come from. But then my father was voted "Most handsome" in high school.

@Clubber LOL what if she reminds you of your own female self? 🤯

@SirLapdancealot, like you, it depends on who she reminds me of. A relative, or close friend? Probably not be able to do it. A co-worker I barely know? Might be kinda hot. Celebrity I've lusted after? You betcha.

SirLap,

There is no female Clubber!

For me... case-by-case basis. But I can see myself taking a pass based on such a thing.

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