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5 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
LOL what would happen if someone got EndlessSummer a gift card from Ruth's Chris? 🤯🤯🤯
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5 years ago
@herbtcat That's the thing - once you get the thought in your head it's very difficult to undo it. Great story!
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5 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
@gSteph in Oregon especially that is rare. Besides nicespice, up here in Portland I have only been with one other tat-less stripper. A former ATF years ago. I couldn't imagine two in a row. No fucking way up here.
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5 years ago
@EndlessSummer don't ever underestimate your natural FRLDK power. With the right PL I'd bet you could "pull" it "off". In fact, you should try it on WCG and since he's prepay you have nothing to lose! 🤭
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5 years ago
^ to my point, stripperweb is a PG-13 strip club website. 😝
So glad you post here. I need my daily nicespice troll. 🦄🥰
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5 years ago
Censoring oneself on a strip club website is like watching a porno and averting your eyes whenever you see genitals.
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5 years ago
^ damn skippy
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5 years ago
The zombie costume on a stripper never works for me. My only Halloween pet peeve. Other than that, I love Halloween.
Pro Tip: Bring your leftover candy to the club. Strippers will gobble it up.
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5 years ago
For the record, I have just two FRLDKs out of hundreds of wonderful massages. One with my ATF DS and the other with the sluttiest fave ever. Both were simply bucket list / YOLO endeavors. Not something I regularly do or want.
Regardless, FRLDK is chump game winning on another level. 👍🤪👍
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5 years ago
LOL it's usually the backrub but also very quickly followed by the bone. Especially if she's a hottie. Also by the time you feel that bone you won't care because the backrub will be so good. 🤗💃🍖
(No need to apologize! I love word play and innuendo. Besides, the best posts come from those immediate first thoughts...) 😝
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5 years ago
Get out and support your local TUSCL stripper! 💃🤑
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5 years ago
@apoopdeep you might want to sweeten the deal with a hookah. She might just charm your king cobra if you know what I'm saying.
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5 years ago
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
"smells like handsoap bitch"
^ @apoopdeep slam dunk that motherfucker Cashman 😂😂😂
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5 years ago
@Cashman I think he's posed quite the conundrum for nicespice and effectively cock blocked apoopdeep. At least temporarily. Before she could answer to apoopdeep's offer of 10,000 rupees for a devil's threesome with burgindabop, san_jose_creep made her a counter offer of a membership to his exclusive, by invitation only, organization where she would walk around boob out so he could easily pump loads into her toda la noche. What's a girl to do with these offers? 🤷
Face it, he's just as good at womanizing as he is keeping threads on the rails. 😝
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5 years ago
@EndlessSummer if we ever meet in real life at your club, at the very least I'll throw you a bone and give you an awesome backrub. So good it will make you slap your masseuse. And when I give them, I go...wait for it...
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...DEEP! 🤗
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5 years ago
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roshiBay Area, California
LOL I just have that one pair.
LMAO that you rehashed the $100 tip thing.
Please note that $100 tip + $20 shorts just about equals my golf pants cost.
So can we just call it a draw?
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5 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Side note regarding the video for 'One':
https://youtu.be/WM8bTdBs-cw
Here is the actual movie that the clips in the video are from
Johnny Got His Gun https://g.co/kgs/yVNKWh
My friends and I watched it when we were 15-16. Great movie but it's depressing as fuck. As sad as the song.
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5 years ago
^ LOL she said "deep". Yeah baby! 🍆💦💦💦
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5 years ago
🍆🐐🤗
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roshiBay Area, California
^ And LMAO one $100 tip of yours would almost pay for those pants which you could use hundreds of times.
So there. 😜
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5 years ago
@nicespice do you have a goat costume too? Asking for a friend. 🤭
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roshiBay Area, California
@TFP but mine was a one time cost. And I'm talking numerous LDKs in the tens if not hundreds. And they are stupid easy to wash. I'll stack my ROI for spending on them over yours!
Plus I use them for actual golf so I would have paid for them anyway. That's how I found them for LDKs.
And the fabric is a super thin dual layer completely waterproof. The feeling is phenomenal compared to any cloth material.
Seriously my LDK brutha. Get a pair. You're welcome. 😝
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5 years ago
That must be some good hashish you smoking. Thuggee Life!
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5 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
@Longisland I grew up in Missouri and was a punk/new waver/skateboarder and that's where and how I got into the music. I never got to see any of those bands live.
Other great bands (and albums) from that time...
- Bad Brains (I Against I)
- The Vandals
- Anthrax (Be All, End All)
- TSOL
- Husker Du
- Black Flag
- Iron Maiden (Somewhere in Time)
- Exploited
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
+1 for Agnostic Front. I'll throw G.B.H. out there too.