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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 115)

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Juice! Juice! Juice!
    *deemed*
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Juice! Juice! Juice!
    @gSteph Although extremely fruity, unfortunately JuiceBox69 juice has been seemed a hazardous waste by the EPA. Not safe for consumption.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    @nicespice but you have exceptionally exquisite hair. It's gonna get noticed.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    "I still dont feel like guys look that closely though because these girls in bad wigs or bad extensions are still making money." ^ @blah based on the replies to this thread I would agree. I believe I'm more aware and have a bigger issue with them because I give a good neck massage, so I come into contact with hair more. (Plus I'm a nitpicky MF.) For me it's still not quite a deal breaker, but as long as I have other faves, she's not going to be highest on my visit list if every visit she's wearing her Brillo pad.
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    Yes @PSD she was white. And LMAO it was a Kia wig. Also yeah she was changing it up from the first day I saw her when she went natural. I cannot argue about the demographics here but I will say that AA strippers are fairly well represented relative to the general populace proportion of AAs. You want some Papi Chulo mode stripper sistas out here? I've found them!
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    My ATF DS will wear hair extensions on occasion but they feel and look fine. This wig from yesterday was coarse feeling. Like one from a cheap Halloween costume.
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    Ever wonder why he must "sign" every one of his posts with 'SJG'? Without fail, over 30,000 posts he does this even though by virtue of being logged on that his posts are from him. And while it may seem trivial, it's actually very important to him. And the reason that it's important is... ... drumroll... ...because it's an integral part of his TUSCL personas. With that post signature, he is the one, the only, San Jose Guy - stripper womanizer extraordinaire and great leader of his own sex organization. There's only one 'SJG', he's it and not that homeless guy posting from the library free computers. Nope. That guy doesn't exist. Only 'SJG' exists! Bank on this.
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    5 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    OT: Strip Club Discussion Question
    ^ LOL I'm merely standing on the shoulders of giants. SLD (lmao)
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    Hey Papi in your infinite "wigdom", are they all the same texture or are some more realistic. Yesterday the shit felt like a Brillo pad.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Worst kinds of strippers
    It's a typical juice thread, so fuck you, Mackie!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Juiciest Butt Sex of my life
    ^ 😂😂😂 Where's Weird Al Stankydick when you need him?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Worst kinds of strippers
    My worst kind of stripper is the all natural perfect 10 mixed Filipina hottie that comes to your city, you have a great time with her, and then she never comes back. 😭😭😭
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    I really hope one of my faves was working when this happened. I wanna get the scoop. Cops were probably ITC to get witness accounts and freaking everyone out.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Juiciest Butt Sex of my life
    There's a Led Zeppelin parody song in here somewhere. The Lemo Song?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Worst kinds of strippers
    Juice greases the strippers to find out what bouncers have the best cocks for ass fucking him.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    lap-n-leave
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    cum and go
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    grind-n-go
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    rub-n-run
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Worst kinds of strippers
    I clicked on this thread thinking, for juice, that it would be ones with real pussies. 🤷
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    OT: Strip Club Discussion Question
    Cristobal is the Bruce Lee of TUSCL trolling. Master of the art of trolling without trolling. https://youtu.be/8H-FiCIMh20
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    And so when all my aforementioned defense mechanisms fail for san_jose_creep, when they don't allow him to stay in his TUSCL fantasy persona and stay in denial of his real life, he has developed the ultimate "fool" proof defense mechanism. It's his go to claim when he cannot stop your posts that ruin his fantasy through a logical discussion or by him raging at you in ALL CAPS. Yes, I'm talking about his "impenetrable" wall of "privacy". We've all read about it and some of us, in his mind, have even experienced the "pain" of it. And it's alway because the offending poster is merely trying to discuss his real life as opposed to conversing with his persona(s). When he's on TUSCL, he's on one side of this wall to completely isolate his real world reality from his mind and his personas. It's a wall of denial that he will NEVER cross. So when you try to break it down and get him to acknowledge his reality, he brings it up and claims that you'll never know what's behind it and even goes as far as claiming that you will literally die for even touching it.
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    Drip
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    5 years ago
    OrgMan
    Looking for an organization to join...
    Looking for an organization to join
    It's forever in a perpetual state of being formed.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    The absolute worst type of customer 😡
    I wonder if I'll still be able to LDK in a hazmat suit. Tyvek is a bit stiff.