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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 114)

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    5 years ago
    ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF “REAL PL’S OF TUSCL”
    Adventures of Cashman1234 deserves it's own spin-off show.
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    Drip
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    5 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    THIS FUCKING SAN JOSE GUY...
    I've posted this in another thread... If you all have noticed, san_jose_creep is obsessively compelled to refer to buying dances as a "chump's game". It doesn't matter what the context of the thread or post is. If he sees the words "buying a lapdance" or even just "lapdance" in a post, trust me in that he is INVOLUNTARILY COMPELLED to reply post that it's a "chump's game". And the reason he has no control over this is NOT because of the guy posting it, it's because of his FORMER SELF. His former self is the guy he's trying to remind what not to do, which is buy a lapdance, which his former self did in the hopes of getting stripper sex but failed miserably. Again, he's trying to act the part of a current stripper womanizer and sex cult great leader. So when that persona sees posts about lapdances, something a stripper womanizer would never buy and something that's a huge personal past mistake, he's obsessively compelled to rage and post against it. Again it has nothing to do with the guy that innocently mentioned that he likes lapdances.
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    LMAO he was 40 min early. Back on ignore again. (For now. 🤭😝)
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    My prediction: between noon and 2pm PST on Tuesday, March 10, 2020, this post and the two above it by me will become muted. LMFAO san_jose_creep took me off ignore but has forgotten to put me back on ignore. When he gets back to his free internet at the library, he'll correct this and pretend to ignore me again. 😂🤣
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    5 years ago
    Studme53
    Pennsylvania
    Perfect Body
    Fake boobs cap all women at a "7". They can never be a perfect "10" by virtue of having fake boobs. IMHO only.
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    LOL at the moment I'm not muted and not on ignore. LMFAO @san_jose_creep are you having fun still pretending to ignore me? Why is this post not muted? Did you forget to put me back on ignore after you logged off yesterday? 🤭🤪
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    "She was not the kind of person I needed." ^^^ LMAO but you need this thread about her! If you don't need her, why are you keeping her in your head in this thread? 🤪
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    @Cristobal if you've noticed, san_jose_creep always has issues with 'meta narrative' threads. These are threads where we talk about ourselves as real people making posts in the thread rather than as our personas (that stick to posting based on our personas). Again, he has issues with these threads because they again force him out of his personas and fantasy TUSCL life. Effectively they make him post as the homeless guy at the public library. And in this particular thread, which is a 'meta' one in his eyes, he is fully outed as the real person behind the keyboard, so he's given up on it because he has NO CHANCE of sustaining his personas as a stripper womanizer and great sex cult leader. His last post in this thread was again a fantasy of what he would do to you f2f. He was still staying "in character", but since he really can't sustain it and he knows this, he's officially done with this thread. (Although LMFAO I know he's lurking it still and he's seething in silence as he reads this...hi san_jose_creep!...😝)
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    Dustin Hof aka Trainman
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    Fuck, now I'm gonna think "my wigga" every time I see a white girl in a wig. 🤦
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    'Wigga' is more politically correct.
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    ^ as does the drip. Drip
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    "Front Room"
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    "Pathetic Guy: The Movie"
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    Drip
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    5 years ago
    DrStab
    Motor City
    Thanks for getting rid of the dick pictures.
    I still wanna see nicespice's dick pic. (no homo)
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    5 years ago
    The Nervous Type
    If we're gonna talk nervous twitching and Chappelle's show we can't leave out my man Tyrone Biggums https://youtu.be/4eHMgXlugIU
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    I feel sorry for the person but I also have no mercy for the troll that comes out from him merely posting. It's not so much that this board is lofty and erudite as it is that the persona is a dickhead that trolls, regardless of whether or not it is unbeknownst to him.
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    @TFP you should be that guy! Played by Denzel Washington, of course!
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Stripper Wearing a Wig
    Mackie you need a wig made from sphincter hairs. 😝
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    5 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    What would you do? PL refuses to move from your seat
    My only issue is it getting taken when I'm in the bathroom. Outside of this I agree w/Papi that one shouldn't ever expect to keep a seat if they go to the stage or get dances.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Stripper Retirement plan
    Your soulmate!
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    5 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    What would you do? PL refuses to move from your seat
    It's not worth the drama. At most I'd probably say something sarcastic like "there's a reason there's an unfinished drink right there" and then pick it up and move. As a regular to most of the clubs I visit this rarely happens and when it does the guy usually moves and apologizes.
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    Since he can no longer control the narrative of this thread and sustain his TUSCL personas' reputations in doing so, my bet is that he's abandoned replying to this thread for good. He'll still covertly read it, though, as he pretends to ignore it. However there is still a chance that he will rage reply because he just can't help himself. I doubt it by now, though. LMAO regarding Joaquin Phoenix. I kinda see creepy Andy Serkis or Elijah Wood better fits for the role myself. Joaquin just isn't as creepy.