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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 116)

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    5 years ago
    The absolute worst type of customer 😑
    The best pint of Guinness is had at the Sky Bar at the top of the factory in Dublin. It goes down like a glass of chocolate milk. πŸΊπŸ˜‹
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    5 years ago
    The absolute worst type of customer 😑
    @Cashman I'm bracing for impact for Corona out here. It's been found in Portland and Seattle. If it starts spreading it is going to destroy the Portland club scene. I'm already mentally preparing for it. Going to the club in a gas mask is gonna kill the mood.
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    5 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    OT: Strip Club Discussion Question
    LMFAO san_jose_creep rages at Cristobal for not using ignore/mute when he could be doing the same thing instead of raging. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€ͺ
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    5 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    OT: Strip Club Discussion Question
    Someday I hope to find a stripper going by 'Pedro'. That way I can post 'Vote for Pedro' in any discussion room. Vote for Pedro!
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    5 years ago
    The Nervous Type
    Part of the reason I just dropped a fave yesterday was because she's a coke fiend. Her fidgeting was fine but she was starting to hustle me and she lowered her mileage. @prevert if she smokes sativa strains it can make her fidget. Tell her to smoke indica bud.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Best way to look for a stripper with a tiny penis ?
    @Subra au contraire...the difference is that you have to stuff your wallet in your pants such that you have a huge bulge at your crotch.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Best way to look for a stripper with a tiny penis ?
    Supposedly there's a major night club in Manila where the ladyboys rival the hottest pinays (Filipinas). My sister used to work in Manila and went there for fun. She said that many male tourists have gone there "confused" about it being that type of club and took a girl home only to be "surprised" at the length and girth of her "clit". 🀭
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Best way to look for a stripper with a tiny penis ?
    Try clubs in Thailand or the Philippines.
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    5 years ago
    The Nervous Type
    LOL it's all about how and where you channel her "fidgets" and "twitches". Placed properly, she could make the fave rotation.
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    King salmon is great! You can even eat the "bone". 😝
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    ^^^ 😭 (LOL I called it!)
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    "I’ll take dolphins, tuna, octopus, even a great big walrus over a whale." But but but...@PSD do you have some issue with king (Chinook) salmon? Too much mercury? Or are you just sick of it by now from being in the PNW too long? 😝
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    Drip
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    5 years ago
    What is loyalty worth to you
    I just dropped a year long fave tonight. We sat and had a good time at the bar but this is the third visit in a row where her dances were too mechanical and she didn't take her thong off. She's basically starting to "mail it in". So I got my last two dances with her and told her I'd be seeing this other dancer too. She said understood. Then afterwards I stayed and got some great dances with the other one. I'm loyal as long as mileage and flirting don't change for the worse over time.
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    5 years ago
    The absolute worst type of customer 😑
    @nicespice I remember not being able to see you a couple of times because you were sick and you wanted to get fully healed. πŸ‘πŸ‘
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    ^ I didn't try to negotiate back then as a rookie. And tonight that was the rate quoted to me at a local club by a new fave. I countered with a flat $30 ea and she took it without issue. And her mileage was awesome at the second song. Someday out here I need to try countering with $25 ea.
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    So for those of you that have issue with $40/1 or $100/3, that was the standard opening rate in San Francisco back in the 90s. That was a rate that I got used to as a rookie PL.
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    ^ the mark and post of a guy that can't go to strip clubs anymore. You don't even have any money! πŸ€‘
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    5 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Mute Function
    If you all have noticed, san_jose_creep is obsessively compelled to refer to buying dances as a "chump's game". It doesn't matter what the context of the thread or post is. If he sees the words "buying a lapdance" or even just "lapdance" in a post, trust me in that he is INVOLUNTARILY COMPELLED to reply post that it's a "chump's game". And the reason he has no control over this is NOT because of the guy posting it, it's because of his FORMER SELF. His former self is the guy he's trying to remind what not to do, which is buy a lapdance, which his former self did in the hopes of getting stripper sex but failed miserably. Again, he's trying to act the part of a current stripper womanizer and sex cult great leader. So when that persona sees posts about lapdances, something a stripper womanizer would never buy and something that's a huge personal past mistake, he's obsessively compelled to rage and post against it. Again it has nothing to do with the guy that innocently mentioned that he likes lapdances.
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    LOL @san_jose_creep the bigger chump's game is posting about strip clubs from the public library and never actually going to one. It will always be.
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    Raspberries would have been more appropriate. From the bush as well as from the club personnel watching. πŸ‡πŸ˜
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    5 years ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    IceyLoco ... when a troll persona falls apart
    Drip
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    5 years ago
    What is loyalty worth to you
    My ATF DS is the only stripper with whom I've had the most loyalty. If she's in the club I'm not going to get dances with anyone else. On her part she puts me as #1 priority in that she's sitting with me before anyone else. And if she's already with someone else then she will get done ASAP with him and come over to me first. Also before dances she'll sit with me and tease my dick for 30 min to an hour for at most one drink cost to me. And finally for dances she doesn't expect more than $30 ea for two and gives me all the mileage that I want. It's been a good arrangement for several years now. With other faves at other clubs I'm mostly loyal but I won't hesitate to get with a different stripper if I so desire. And by the same token they don't put the same priority on me as my ATF DS.
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    @FLF it was all in the article. According to the article, he jumped over a fence into a blackberry bush and ran across Max line train tracks and went towards a Max line tunnel where he got caught.
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    5 years ago
    Oregon lawyer refuses to pay for $200 lap dance, leads cops on foot chase...
    At the end of the chase he saw a light at the end of the tunnel, but unfortunately it was an officer's flashlight. 🀦