Looking for an organization to join

OrgManLooking for an organization to join...
I've been reading about an organization in California I'd like to join, but it doesn't seem to be progressing very quickly. Also with the CIA-level security surrounding it, I don't know if I would ever be able to find the leader.
Does anyone else have an organization I could join? If so, please let me know a little about it, what the membership requirements are, and if there is an initiation ceremony.
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last commentIt's having funding challenges and cannot afford to acquire its second bag of Takis.
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We have a secret TUSCL newsletter that lays it out about how to join the organization!
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The price of entry is all your self respect
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Just a handful of people now. Nothing on paper, no incorporation.
But it will always be just invitation only , and keeping underwraps for as long as possible.
If interested, keep in touch.
SJG
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It's forever in a perpetual state of being formed.
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Unfortunately, I was forced out as treasurer due to the Hot Takis debacle
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^^^^ I forgot to emphasize, our standards are very high, especially with the men.
SJG
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^The debacle is your Merkle's Boner. Shame.
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Not so at all.
SJG
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Life long education and left political activism are to be an integral component of the organization. And our women will always be very well taken care of.
SJG
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So much better than FLF and his needling.
SJG
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You should join Athletics Anonymous. Whenever you feel like doing something strenuous like running or cutting the grass, they send someone over to drink with you until the urge passes.
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^^^ I've known people like that.
SJG
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^^ Your momma?
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Right now I seem to be limited just by how many books and articles I can get, and then having the time to read them. With what I can get, I am highly maxed out time wise.
This is why the organization will be set up as sections of a giant know-it-all think tank. Reading, writing, discussing, planning, all day long. Get drained dry and bedding down with our stripper grade hotties at night. Then up in the morning and start all over again.
SJG
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TUSCL is constructive, staying on top of lots of things. Also, I do other stuff while waiting to see who posts.
SJG
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Is Stupid Jerkoff Guy the only one who doesn’t realize this is a troll post?
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^^^^ No prevert, you are the one with a canvas sack over your head.
SJG
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That’s quite the comeback Jerkoff, did you have to go upstairs to get your mom’s help with that? Or was it just somebody from the library.
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^
Lol
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Prevert and TheeOSU, don't you ever come up out of your mud puddles?
SJG
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PSA
Whenever san_jose_creep is called out for his real life situation, for example he is reminded of being homeless and posting at the public library free internet computers, he will literally envision and reply with death or physical harm to the offending poster. TUSCL is his fantasy life that he lives vicariously to escape from his real life, so he hates and wishes literal harm upon anyone that disrupts his fantasy. So what it means in this thread is that he truly wishes that prevert would get suffocated by a canvas sack and that TheeOSU and prevert are lying dead in mud puddles.
*End PSA"
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