Posts by MackTruck

Talkin shit is da best thing you can do for health! When you talk shit you get your exercise! Talkin shit is better exercise than dumpin loads! 💩💩💩

I went here dis afternoon and some dancer wit da flapper jack tiddys asked me to get a cabana. I said dam! dats a good idea! Everyone loves tacos! so I got up and left da club and went to…

I tried to get da maps to da clubs and I got a red light selfie!!! https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=5296 Dis look more like a flapperjack tiddy dan a map What in da hell is going on Founders!

https://books.google.com/books/about/Farting_Is_Fun.html?id=viDCrQo_n_MC&source=kp_book_description ^^^ Let da farts rip because farts are fun!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I been practicing adulting and my investor skilz lately. I bought da stocks and I am making boat loads of money! I joined da Walls Street Betters and I am making money like da pros on da street with da…

I did an overnight date last night with a hot ass flapperjack tiddy lot lizzards. I woke up to da flaapperjack lizzard over me about a foot from my face just staring at me. It was wierd and it surprised…

Des are some dam hot boots shakers! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeeGbghb/ I smash dat like buttonz

According to the National Health Service We need to -eat smaller meals -chew food slowly We don't need to -smoke, chew gum, suck on pen caps or hard candy -eat foods that are hard to digest https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/flatulence/#:~:text=Check%20if%20your%20farting%20is,normal%20is%20different%20for%20everyone.

I got grapes that look.like flapper jack tiddy long nipples! I got a boner now! https://tuscl.net/photo/5838/

I made an account and I only found these nerd girls talking about stupid shit like anamay and video games and sports. Where the hell are all the lot lizzards with the flapper jack tiddys? I WANT TO KNOW!!!

The future of girls flashing tittys is now! She gives new meaning to flashing her boobs https://thechive.com/2018/07/26/she-gives-new-meaning-to-flashing-her-boobs-video/

Things going pretty good with the sugar baby these days so I took her out to a nice resturant. Instead of Taco Bell I took her to the Golden Corral so she can get something nice to eat. I got…