There was once a little bird who waited too long to fly south for the winter. As he flew through a blizzard his wings became covered with ice and snow, and the inevitable happened. He crash landed in an open farm field. He began to shiver uncontrollably. "I'm going to die, frozen to death in this field," he lamented.
Next thing he knew, as he was on the edge of death, a cow walked over him and chose that moment to drop a cow pie right on top of him. "Great," the little bird thought, "Now I'm going to freeze to death in this smelly pile of shit. This is about as bad as it gets."
After a little while, though, the little bird actually began to revive! The warm, dark mass sheltered him, warmed him and by morning, the storm was done and he had survived!
Ecstatic, the little bird poked his head up and began to sing a lovely song in celebration. The farm cat heard it, plucked the little bird out of the cow pie and ate him.
The morals of this story?
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who pulls you out of a pile of shit is your friend.
If you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, shut up and keep your head down!
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How do I get to be a shit truck driver?
SJG
Wendy Brown. In the account of Neoliberalism. 2016
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Can I drive this:
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10 tires, and usually these sorts of trucks are diesel electric, like a rail locomotive. They have traction motors on each wheel.
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^^^^ That looks like my truck before the house was built on it 😄
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For building a house on a truck:
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^^^^^ And for keeping it street legal in width and height.
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Makes perfect sense for SJG to post in this thread.
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Hell yea
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Bowel movement, diarrhea, stool, excrement, feces, defecate, poop, crap,
That’s about all the shit I can think of-
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There was once a little bird who waited too long to fly south for the winter. As he flew through a blizzard his wings became covered with ice and snow, and the inevitable happened. He crash landed in an open farm field. He began to shiver uncontrollably. "I'm going to die, frozen to death in this field," he lamented.
Next thing he knew, as he was on the edge of death, a cow walked over him and chose that moment to drop a cow pie right on top of him. "Great," the little bird thought, "Now I'm going to freeze to death in this smelly pile of shit. This is about as bad as it gets."
After a little while, though, the little bird actually began to revive! The warm, dark mass sheltered him, warmed him and by morning, the storm was done and he had survived!
Ecstatic, the little bird poked his head up and began to sing a lovely song in celebration. The farm cat heard it, plucked the little bird out of the cow pie and ate him.
The morals of this story?
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who pulls you out of a pile of shit is your friend.
If you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, shut up and keep your head down!
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And that is smart shit talk!
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I shit bananas once too 💩💩💩
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ATACDawg - my mind is blown! Great story - very important lesson too!
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