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So I pulled my pants down and they yelled at me and shot me with a lazer gun

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I got a vip from a dancer that told me she would bang me back in the room. She said not to worry because she had a rubber. We went back there and she pulls…

Yea seriously! I tried jerking off after that and when I climaxed there was a poof and a white cloud of dust

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking

Why doesbmy mouth get dry when I pee?

Would I fall off the earth and get abducted by aliens?

And you almost trip and fall on yoir face?

This seems to happen to me every time I get abducted by aliens

It hides like a scared little turtle

Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it