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DO YOU EVER TRY PUTTING ON YOUR UNDIES AND YOUR BIG TOE GETS STUCK IN THE WEINER

Chilli_Powdurr

StripperWeb AssKisser

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

And you almost trip and fall on yoir face?

This seems to happen to me every time I get abducted by aliens

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twentyfive

It happens to everyone else in the VIP when the bouncer knocks and says times up lol

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reverendhornibastard

It’s happened to me a few times.

After a hurricane when I had no electricity and had to get dressed in the dark I put my boxers on backwards a couple of times and didn’t realize it until I was before the urinal at work and couldn’t find the opening so I could pull my pecker out to pee.

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Nidan111

Nope, I never almost fall when I do that. I fucking ALWAYS fall!

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crazyjoe

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!

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MackTruck

^^^^^^ this must be true hahahaha

I never had this problem

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orionsmith

I thought maybe this thread was a joke post.

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MackTruck

I am dumping political promises all over this thread

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nicespice

Woo!

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nicespice

Woo!

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crazyjoe

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

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BigDickSammy_

My weiner hole is the same size as the leg holes

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