A dancer told me she would rub one out for me if i took her back to VIP, so I took her up on it. When we got back there, she pulled a bottle out of her purse and sprinkled some 0f the contents on her hand. She began to vigorously rub my nose with it. Immediately smelled pepper and I sneezed all over her HAND! She said since I discharged, I owed her a tip. What is an appropriate tip fpr this situation?
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last commentAn apology and a tissue. She sounds like a scammer.
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A elbow to the temple
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If your ever finds out just tell her you were trying to spice up your sex llife
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Since that's an Albanian orgasm you're supposed to tip with Albanian money.
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Kiss her ass on stripperweb!
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she’s got a sense of humor!
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Explain that you knew COVID couldn’t be transmitted by seaman but since she was now wearing your nose goo and since you had been recently exposed she might want to call in sick for a few days. And that information is a lifesaving tip. Your welcome.
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I saw the same dancer again and she told me she would blow my nose in VIP next time. What does that mean? Is she going to hold a Kleenex to my face and tell me to blow?
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Get a horse and eat some beans
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Lol, I guess if you had ended up in a situation where you’re on the verge of sneezing and it doesn’t happen but the nose is still itchy out her as a ROB immediately.
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