TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 58)
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Fucking amazing! THAT should have been the Sunday night game, not that snoozefest raping of the Steelers.
Watson is an amazing QB for the Texans. Just too bad he scored a bit too fast. You'd think 50 seconds isn't enough time to go the length of the field. Instead this dude takes them to paydirt too fast and Brees, being the HOF QB he's destined to be, capitalized. 58 yard FG to cap off the win, freaking crazy!
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Dumbass....I don't care to know anything about your private life. Move the fuck on already.
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5 years ago
wallanon
I didn't realize this post was from 2010. No wonder he has Adelitas above HK. Things have certainly changed in Zona Norta in the last 10 years.
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5 years ago
RKS
@SLD because as usual SJG is full of shit. If he really didn't read your post there would be no way he'd know that Cristobal was responding to what you wrote, or even that what you wrote was something about him. He's really a funny, pathetic guy and I can't lie, it's highly entertaining.
And actually RKS already knows about the Rancho clubs, as evidenced by his review today. I think he agrees that they are better than SF value wise.
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Mccomas, although I was also a huge fan of Shauna O'Brien (post implants) as well. Shot off many a load to these two in my late teens.
And I was this many days old when I found out Mccomas had passed away. That's sad to hear, at such a young age. Most people remember her starring role in Lap Dancing. Meanwhile I remember her for an obscure role in an episode of the Showtime series, Sherman Oaks, as an amateur porno actress. Tane McClure also had a recurring role in that series, as well as her co-star in Lap Dancing.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Haha you're such a hypocrite and you assume too much. Much like I know nothing about you, you also know nothing about me. So stop assuming you know what would happen face to face. We don't care to meet each other face to face and let's leave it at that.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
You've been talking about me bashing my head against your shitty made up privacy wall for years now. And yet here I am, still intact and able to keep reiterating to unknowing new people that YOU ARE A DUMBASS!
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5 years ago
RKS
And once again, C.M.I is 100% correct.
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5 years ago
jray266
Ontario
Trapdoor is right. Shilling doesn't necessarily mean that the review will be glowing. Could easily be from the competition, maybe the massage parlors, since he asked about them at the end.
IMO though, this isn't a shill review. I could easily see this type of thing happening as I did meet a few sharks and hot girl/low mileage types on my visit to this club. And as we've mentioned in the forums, these girls DO communicate with each other. I imagine if this guy fell for the promises of mileage for extending dances, then the other sharks lined up to try their hand as well.
I'd imagine this guy probably went on a Friday/Saturday night, since those are the main nights where it's hard to find seating. Unfortunately those are the nights the bring the most sharks to work. Gotta really test the waters and try to feel their vibe to see which dancer is really gonna give you a good time and who is just bullshitting to try to get more money out of you. Vegas clubs are a different animal, since there is usually a higher concentration of hustlers. It's probably a good thing you didn't visit the clubs closer to the strip first, as you could have spent a lot more money for even less.
Not saying the clubs in Vegas aren't worth it, as I've had some great times multiple times in there for a reasonable amount of money. You just really have to develop a sense for which girls are full of promises, and which girls are actually up to giving you a great set of dances.
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5 years ago
wallanon
How long has it been since you've been to HK and Adelitas? I know Adelitas used to be number one in TJ but it seems nowadays, HK has taken that spot in terms of talent level. That seems to be the general consensus and based on my visit last year I'd have to agree.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Well I know who I wouldn't be getting along with in person. Calm the fuck down, VH.
I don't care to bet money with some random dude on the internet over a football game. You wanna make a no money bet for bragging rights, cool. I'm not even a Baltimore fan. Just saying that judging from week 1 results that you guys look like ass and they look better.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
VH_Kicks your team right now looks like booty buttcheeks. I know the Steelers/Ravens games are usually smashmouth close affairs. But if this game is any indication then when you guys go into Baltimore you are gonna get fucking manhandled.
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5 years ago
RKS
Ha it's cool, I fucked it all up anyway. If I would have read correctly that you said Roaring 20s and not Garden of Eden I would have known you were kidding.
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5 years ago
RKS
@Nicespice lol nevermind you said Roaring 20s. Now I get it. Haha I'm slow.
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5 years ago
RKS
Dude sorry I haven't gotten around to your PM, been kinda busy.
Bonedin, since it's based in one specific region is great for getting the kind of intel you're looking for. I'm not aware of any sites like that for the SF area. And as earlier folks said, Subra is the well known SF club guy. I sporadically hit up SF clubs but not with enough frequency to be called a true regular. So my knowledge isn't all that vast. There aren't many SF PLs on this site so a thread here isn't gonna help you much.
What I tell all the Socal visitors or transplants is, don't expect a comparable experience. You Socal guys have it good down there, with a good amount of clubs, high mileage, and decent prices. We don't have that up here in NorCal, especially in SF. You want high mileage, you'll either pay out the ass for it or have to settle for women who normally wouldn't be your first or second choice in a club.
Also @Nicespice what makes you think Garden of Eden is well liked? Curious because besides my 2 reviews and another recent one, that place is barely reviewed and when it is, it's not exactly favorable.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Aaaannnd we're back to that tired ass response.
I'll say out of this whole thread, the only bit of info I got is that Misterwonderful is a cool guy. He's the only one that bothered to write some type of response.
This place is full of TJ mongers and yet no one bothered to give you any real answers to your thread because well.....you're a dumbfuck, plain and simple.
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5 years ago
Mate27
TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
Sounds like the dancers with the regulars are not willing to risk the amount they get from their regular for a random. To be honest I think that's the best choice for them. Regulars seem to be the jealous types. If they come in and their dancer is with some other guy and she doesn't leave him right away then he'll cut her off. The dancer chooses to avoid that by just waiting. The regular's money is too valuable.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Thanks for the suggestion SJG but I don't like buttplugs for women nor myself.
Funny how you get so offended by folks suggesting you go do what 99% of the members of this site do. Actually go to a strip club. And then share your experiences.
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5 years ago
Napoli2015
Wisconsin
First girl sounded like one of the infamous HK germaphobes. Sucks, as it seems that it's always the most beautiful girls who are.
I think Mongo gave great advice.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
All I know is, after experiencing Nicole and Icey it's a huge relief to have SJG as the only dumbass posting regularly on here now.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Lol @Warrior it was worth a shot. Let's give him five more years, then recommend he go experience it for himself again. Maybe by then something will have changed.
Bah, who am I kidding. He'll say the same exact thing.
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5 years ago
nicespice
@Warrior a lot of clubs still have that one foot on the floor rule. Most of these big Vegas clubs have that rule.
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5 years ago
Member6532
usa
What do you mean by 'shit is fake as fuck'? Her body is fake? Her attitude is fake? If it's just her body that's fake then as long as you don't mind man made enhancements, what are you waiting for?! If it were me the two hours would already be up. $400?! That's a bargain whether it's ITC or OTC.