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Yeah I definitely tipped him. But only $1 lol.
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Thanks for the tip Misterwonderful. I'm contemplating taking a girl up. Bare mattress fucking won't stop me, but at least I'll know what to expect.
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FUCK, the music is LOUD at Chicago club. At this point I've had too many drinks. Yet still, Chicago club is free entry AND a free shot of tequila. I think that shit put me over the edge. No more drinks for me. Yet, the bass is making my stomach shake. Not good for my condition.
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Ok, ventured over to Chicago Club. This place IS a nice alternative to HK. Well, for the type of women I like, that is. No shortage of augmented ass and tits. And there's WAY more dancers compared to men. Unlike HK right now, which is fucking PACKED. This place is the opposite. A ton of chicks, and not enough guys. I almost feel sorry for the girls. Almost. Lol.
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Another fun time killer while you're eating some delicious street tacos: stand right outside the front entrance to HK and watch the chicas coming out with the dudes about to plow them. In the time it took me to eat just three tacos there must have been like 10-13 couple come out of there. All I could imagine was a porno scene for each couple.
I like the girls who hold your hand while you walk up. Some of those girls walk out with the look of, let's get this 30 minutes over with. I can't blame them but shit, fake something.
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Ok yeah. Guess I'm gonna use this thread to collect all my thoughts. But it's kind of heartbreaking to see a chick work her ass off to entice a dude to go arriba, only to be denied. I just sat here for 30 minutes nursing a beer, watch this chick grind on a dude through the length of a regular 30 minute VIP, have 2 fichas, only to have the dude deny her after all that time. It's gotta suck. There's so many people in here and so many dancers. It's like a crazy mix of perfume and smoke. There is not just 1 kind of any body type. There's like 20 different girls in here I would score a 10 based on their body. And I'm sure there's at least 10 for any other body type. But there's so much competition that these girls struggle just to get an arriba. Chicks basically begging you to fuck then for $80 so they make some money. They'll say $100, but they never stick to it.
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And I did notice the napkin around the drink thing. But like Papi said, I think that's to protect from the coldness of the drink. I know when I'm grabbing the beer and then taking a grab of those tits or that ass the girl might shiver if your hands are cold. Plus, on the beer bottles the glass is so dark it's hard to tell. But I do notice that the maseros are quick to ask you to refill the lady drinks once they get under half full. I'm armed with the knowledge, so I'm good.
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This place was made for me! All the body types that I see you guys complain about like the big fake asses and fake tits that I love so much? There's SO MUCH of it here! If only all these chicks spoke English it would literally be perfect! The best girls I've been with so far speak enough English enough for me to not even bother with my shitty Spanish skills.
Don't get me wrong, this place definitely has some sharks and girls looking to get mas dinero via low mileage. It's just the difference is, you'll still get FS. Vs US clubs where it's a bunch of promises and nothing.
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5 years ago
Not bad news at all. I think Hayek might have gained this whole bracket some steam. I know I didn't really attention to these threads until I saw her name. Now I'm curious who you name for the next round of girls.
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Definitely! Right now I'm just doing the whole $1 tip and groping thing. Had a couple lady drinks with some excellent chicks but still not feeling recharged yet.
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Cristobal sounds like a plan buddy!
Already had my first arriba. The Lord was watching over me this time. Masero brought her over and usually I like to find them on my own. But this chick was perfectly my type. AND, she spoke perfect English. Couldn't have gone any better than that. I might be taking her up again later. But there's so many chicks that have her same body proportions that I love. But the perfect English made our conversation so cool it was like a US strip club. Minus the rip off ass prices.
Now it's HELLA busy in the place. I've never been there while the third floor is open. It's closed now but they say they're about to open it right now. Gonna explore the new digs.
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Good Lord you are an idiot. All this stuff about grey matter dripping out of heads and your privacy wall is about as real as your organization and you being good with women. With every post you make you show how delusional you are and why you are the laughing stock of this entire forum. And since you have over 20000 posts it's quite fucking clear.
Have fun repeating yourself about dumb shit that doesn't exist anywhere except in your fucked up head. It's been kind of entertaining but now as Ishmael said, you're stuck in an autistic loop of fairy tales and it's now boring.
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5 years ago
Wow this is entirely too easy to see he outcome to. All that question will generate is another privacy wall post about dead squirrels and grey matter. It's already been shown that SJG is a fucking nutcase moron, no need to have him demonstrate it any further.
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Your problem is you post about your 'private' life, and then expect people not to discuss it. The second you advertise your private life on a public forum, newsflash, it's not private anymore.
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5 years ago
^^^^yeah, this. Well, except the Tesla thread. Because I'm still reserving hope that Paul Drake will come in and finally respond at some point. But so far nope, just SJG talking to himself still.
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5 years ago
Salma Hayek and I'm sorry, this is no contest for me either. And I actually liked Jenny McCarthy and those huge boobs of hers. But Salma in her prime was 1st round jerk off material.
Should have put Jenny up against Carmen Electra. I remember them being at their primes at around the same time.
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5 years ago
I have a shitload also, too many to count. Thanks the Lord.....er ..Founder for that ignore thread feature.
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5 years ago
@Cristobal lol SLD has SJG's mindset down to a T. Now next SJG will go to another of his tired ass lines about some privacy wall or some dumb shit. Meanwhile all the info we use is the same shit he voluntarily blurts out.
SLD posted: "Just like with all women, there's no formula for getting her to choose you as a BF. Best not to be a creep that thinks it works this way." This is a fact that SJG will never want to accept. Which is why he'll stay talking about some organization he's building. Because only brainwashed women would give this dumb fuck the time of day.
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Can you not fucking read??!!! For the last fucking time, I don't give a shit about your pathetic fucking life! Judging from your inability to understand perhaps you are the one with the brain damage.
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5 years ago
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=41905. This is how the taglines came about.
Every so often this subject comes up. I know Juicebox69 and Papi Chulo came up with a bunch of them. And unfortunately some of the folks who came up with others had their profile deleted so you can't see the.
It started off as just a funny suggested and it was cool of Founder to turn it into reality. In the old format, that tagline was at the top of the page and in big letters so you couldn't miss it. When Founder redid the forum he had to move the tagline much to the dismay of some folks.
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5 years ago
^^^^^I forgot all about that!
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5 years ago
I've mentioned this a few times in my reviews, but for all the North Beach clubs parking will only be a problem on Friday or Saturday night. On weeknights, after 6pm (when most of those clubs open anyway) all the metered parking is free and usually plentiful as all the people have already left work and are on the way home. I always park either on Broadway south of Centerfolds, or at one of the cross streets on Broadway about 3 blocks down from Centerfolds. It's an uphill walk but the area is plenty safe.
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5 years ago
Fucking amazing! THAT should have been the Sunday night game, not that snoozefest raping of the Steelers.
Watson is an amazing QB for the Texans. Just too bad he scored a bit too fast. You'd think 50 seconds isn't enough time to go the length of the field. Instead this dude takes them to paydirt too fast and Brees, being the HOF QB he's destined to be, capitalized. 58 yard FG to cap off the win, freaking crazy!