review comment
5 years ago
@Knightline Rhino has definitely been invaded by Latinas, namely Cubans. I'd go as far to say that they outnumber the white girls at Rhino now.
review comment
5 years ago
Sounds like an excellent review to me. Warns me to stay the fuck away this place during the daytime if I ever find myself here.
The review is titled perfectly as well. Why the fuck IS a strip club place open during the day if there are no dancers? That's just fucking stupid.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@LALover if you cross at Pedwest you should absolutely use the limo service. The limo is free. Whether you tip the limo driver is up to you but you'll feel like much less of a jerk if you do. I usually just tip him the same $5 that I was gonna pay the regular taxi.
If you cross at PedEast, the easiest crossing to use when riding the trolley to get to the border, then you're stuck with using a regular Taxi or walking.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Ped West like Phandy said, the limo driver is usually waiting right at the exit of the border crossing to walk you over to the building that houses the limo and the towncar. Totally professional and totally safe. Limo driver speaks English and will even suggest some other places of interest in TJ.
Ped East, you'll have to make due with a regular taxi. I've had no problems with it. But the Limo is definitely a better experience.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Privacy wall post incoming......
Either that, or affairs that keep him grounded 24/7.
We've seen this movie for the last 3 years. Spoiler alert, the guy never makes it to TJ.
review comment
5 years ago
So you didn't do a day shift at all? I've never been here but per reviews I always hear that day shift is much better. This club and Playhouse Lounge in NJ seems to be that way, the day shift being better than night shift that is.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Wow, that's crazy! You definitely need to speak with someone, that's way too long.
All I can say is, it'll be worth it once you get it. I had to cross back and forth between Mexico and the US about 3 times. It didn't matter what time it was, or which crossing I used. Still took at least 45 minutes each time going into the US. Into Mexico? Never a wait.
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5 years ago
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@mf92802 Doesn't need to be said, but have a great time!
Man I wish I were back there. Got BGs messaging me and shit, making me wish so much that I could drop in frequently. Folks like Cristobal, Misterwonderful, and Anislee are living the dream!
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5 years ago
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@MF92802 ha that's a good idea! A long running thread of everyone's updates, for us guys who can't be there at the moment to live vicariously through
I'm still working on my review and realizing I'm a long winded guy. Shit is pretty long already.
discussion comment
5 years ago
As a guy that's only been there twice, exactly a year ago and just 3 days ago I recognized 5 girls that were also there last year. There may have been more but those stood out because they were my type. I was surprised they were still there. But I hear one, named Imperio, is like a ten year veteran.
Still, I'm not surprised about the high turnover. It's not like a normal strip club, and even most strip clubs have high turnover. So I'd expect HK to have even higher turnover.
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5 years ago
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@Cristobal Hahaha it probably is but whatever. Let him sue me.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@Phandy you're absolutely right about it being nice to have other mongers to chill with. Chilling with a BG is great but it also slowly drains your money.
Another reviewer gave me the idea to wear sports team t-shirts because sports is an easy conversation starter. All the dudes who said what's up to me in the club did so because they recognized the SF Giants logo and said they were also from the Bay area. Worked like a charm, had 3 different groups invite me to their table, buying beer and shots for me, talking about random shit. It was good times!
Funny story, I was doing a lap through HK last Monday morning checking out the chicas when I see a white looking girl eyeing me. So I start checking her out like she's a BG and although conservatively dressed, I could see a nice shape on her. She does a little head nod and smiles at me and I immediately go to hug her and start chatting. Then she says in perfect English, "I'm a Giants fan, also from the Bay". Once I heard that, I looked down at her wrist and sure enough there it was, the wristband that lets you know a girl is a civvie. I felt so embarrased, started apologizing and everything and she was like it's cool I understand. Then she goes down and sits at a table with a bunch of other dudes. If one of those dudes was her boyfriend he must not have seen what just happened because I'm sure he would got up and confronted me.
That was a lesson learned, if I see what I think is a conservatively dressed BG, check for a wristband first lol.
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5 years ago
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@Phandy you can't go wrong with Remy! Unless of course, you want an assjob or anal lol.
@Cristobal hmmm, Front Room update session? Lol.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Why are you changing your famous line all of a sudden? I thought it was "buying dances is a chumps game. Front room make out session until it's.......blah blah blah". You repeat the shit so much it's like your pledge of allegiance for TUSCL and shit.
review comment
5 years ago
What makes you think the club isn't owned by Deja Vu? It's still listed as such on its own website. https://centerfoldssf.com
I do notice that it just says CenterfolsdsSF in a lot of places. But at the top of the website it still says welcome to Deja Vu Centerfolds. If it's not owned by Deja Vu anymore then I wonder if any policies changed? It would be nice if the girls could go back to being independent contractors.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@Prevert, notice he didn't mention the other thing he always says? Because you're correct, he's basically calling everyone who's set foot in a strip club a chump since 'buying dances is a chump's game' in his opinion.
Lucky for us, SJG calling someone a chump is like a mentally challenged lifer in a psych ward calling a free guy a loser. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if that really is the case lol. Would explain why he never goes anywhere.
Now wait for it! Here comes a post about a privacy wall.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@Clubber to tell the truth I don't look at the unpublished reviews that often. If you notice you'll rarely see my name as an approving member. I know I know, it's supposed to be a group effort. But I trust y'all lol. That, and I'm plain lazy.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
That's me all day kid! She'd be getting my money easily.
discussion comment
5 years ago
What Electronman said.
I actually think nicespice's idea isn't bad. I think articles should be held to a higher standard than reviews because of the VIP access reward. If you can meet Clubber and Minnow's Harvard-esque gold standard of writing, then you probably deserve 3 months of VIP, let alone one.
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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Lol @JAprufrock's very legit question.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Lol! Seal's Kiss from a rose is that real shit! Should have turned it up! Once they heard that music blasting through your system them niggas would've been too scared to even look in your direction.
By the way, the way your story started off I thought for sure it was gonna resemble this scene: https://youtu.be/XASNM1XEQPs
discussion comment
5 years ago
Wow this dude is REALLY on one today!
review comment
5 years ago
Haha excellent! Not every girl is willing to get down and dirty like this so it's nice you were able to weed her out.
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5 years ago
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I think the play by play posting only works while you're alone. I noticed when I met you and those other dudes from the Bay Area in there I didn't have time to do any updates.
After an arriba and back in the club chilling is a perfect time for an update. Recharge period and the maseros don't bother you as much when you're typing on your phone.
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5 years ago
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I think I did, but I'm not exactly sure. Pretty much same body proportions and face. Remember on Saturday she was wearing that solid white bra with a white g-string? That image is embedded in my mind for life. But Sunday she was wearing this red stringy type outfit with a tiny red thong and bra underneath. If that was really the same girl that is. I think she looked better in the white but she was still looking good as fuck. That was the Remy chick I was talking about in my other post.
Maybe you can investigate when you return next time lol.