Spontaneous No Dance Night

As mentioned in prior reviews, get here before 8pm and there is no cover charge. The doorman gave my ID a quick look and then asked me to empty my pockets. I gave an incredulous response as if he had just asked to rob me. He did not wand me, but wanted me to verbally assure him I did not have any knives or weapons in my front or back pockets. Don’t you know to keep your switchblades in your socks, j/k!

Only three girls listed on the dance fee collector’s clipboard, so I guess it was going to be a light night or too early. I went to the bar to buy my $8 Fiji. I handed the waitress a Benjamin and she asked if I wanted all singles back. No, I am not making it rain for the three dancers! I was approached by a petite Asian, Je****, who in retrospect probably was the hottest girl that night. I teased her, but did not want to commit to the first girl I saw. I sat in the back watching from a distance till Je****’s stage show. I was impressed by her beautiful undercarriage and shapely breasts for such a small framed girl. I was her best tipper. I then resumed sitting in the back and then a petite butterface Latina, Ch****, sat on my lap long enough for me to go slightly numb. She was touchy, feely enough and so new to dancing that I thought she might be a decent value. I asked for the 3 for $150, but then she was called to stage and never approached again. Then an even greener dancer sat with me. She was a fit, light-skinned Black girl with a nice attitude. This was her first night ever working at a strip club. Her anxiety probably caused her to stick with me longer than she should and the other girls I expressed potential interest in never returned. I took in her fully nude stage set and it made me regret not get dances with Je****.

Overall, I would say there are no 10s in this place, but a lot of rookie dancers like to start at this club. Also I learned that the 2-for-1 periodic special applied to the $150 set as well with 3 songs becoming 6; you probably just need to find the right newbie who will not demand a tip that nullifies the savings. If you are under 21, come here. If you like new, inexperienced dancers, come here.