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Adventures of Assjobman

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2 years ago
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Adventures of Assjobman
How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
Lol @Rick did you really go through my history to try to find all the threads I started about this? I went back and saw one other besides this from a month ago. Which other one are you talking about? And from 3 months ago, you're grasping to try to make a point there. Anyhow, if the thread is an instant pass then fucking pass the shit then. Don't stop to whine like a bitch yourself, fucking scroll on by.
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
Holy shit! I just went back and looked at that neurodivergent thread. It takes like a full minute for the shit to even load. I love the comment about having SJG and Icee blocked. I imagine it'd be like, where'd all the comments go?
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
Haha there's no fucking way. SJG has that "most posts" record to protect. I suspect we'll see your neurodivergent thread on the front page for the rest of SJG's life.
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
Fair enough, Nicespice. DG is the one keeping this thread on the front page with all the posts. But at least it's still contained in one thread. Rick's complaining seemed directed at me as the thread creator so I felt the need to respond.
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
@Dugan you're acting like we're saying all the dancers do things like this. Of course they don't, if they were all ROBS none of us would go to clubs. But let's not act like they don't exist. Never ending complaining? You're acting like there's an SJG number of ROB threads clogging up the top 20 threads on the board. You know damn well some topics come up and over time they're repeated, it is what it is.
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part III: The reddit chronicles
@Dugan it seems you're making a lot of assumptions with your statement about 'girls taking advantage of much older and more educated dudes'. To be honest from the reddit threads I see about guys getting ripped off it seems the dudes are younger and the dancers are possibly more educated than they are. And besides, formal education doesn't equal street smarts. You're talking like people with higher education never get scammed. Anyway, what's your problem? You yourself in the past have said there are strip club lessons to be learned, some more expensive than others. If a thread warning about known scams could possibly give an amateur club goer some forewarning then what's your issue with that?
review comment
2 years ago
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gingerhat
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Unusually quiet
OPII96 had made a post about this yesterday. He said that TJ and a bunch of neighboring cities were going on lockdown.
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2 years ago
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Hectic weekend visits, more relaxed day time visits.
@Papi_Chulo yeah it seems this place enjoys the drink hustle for Friday and Saturday. But from what I've seen, the tequila shots are legit for both customers and dancers. The way I know is that my dancer every time would give me half of her shot. Like you said, downing shots like that would have them plastered. Which you could tell they were somewhat tipsy. But my dancer got 3 shots, and gave me half of hers every time. It was full strength not watered down.
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2 years ago
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PinkSugarDoll
Is anyone here worried about Monkey Pox?
@Desertscrub honestly I WAS more worried about crossing the street in Vegas. Fucking cabbies all act like they're playing the game Crazy Taxi, fuck all the pedestrians.
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2 years ago
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PinkSugarDoll
Is anyone here worried about Monkey Pox?
Honestly, no. I just came back from a week long Vegas trip. Made about 8 strip club visits. Monkeypox wasn't on my mind at all as I groped, grinded, and sucked on boobs all week long. Maybe that was dumb of me. But it was fun as hell. How long does it take for symptoms to show up lol?
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2 years ago
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Ivandrago2020
Saturday Night Trip report 5 dancers
Damn, sounds like an awesome time! Your experience sounded pretty close to mine. I love the fact that the girls here actually do floor dances and that they're still relatively cheap. I was hearing some $25 and $30 price points, and of course those girls that say they don't do floor dances. But there's so many dancers it's easy to find girls more your speed. Great review!
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2 years ago
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BWilson57
A Handshake & A Hustle
They only enforce the dress code on Saturday night, and sometimes on Friday night. I visited this club late night Monday wearing a polyester 49ers T-shirt and cargo shorts and had no problem getting in.
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2 years ago
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lookslong
Sunday night in SF
Don't worry about Desertscrub, he's a paranoid dumbfuck. However I am confused about the prices you listed. The price for 3 lap dances at this club is usually $150, it's posted on a sign right where the attendant collects the money. When they offer the 2 for 1 is when you can double the amount of dances you receive for that same price. Did one of the girls actually offer you 3 for $100?
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2 years ago
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Muddy
USA
California AB5 Employee Status; Update/2nd Glance
Just wanted to comment and commend Subra on his ignoring of Icee. Also, at the few clubs I visit in CA it seems that AB5 basically drove all the old veteran girls out, and a bunch of baby strippers took their place. And another club I visit still has the girls as IC. I'm not quite sure how they manage that, unless their operating illegally. And that club looks too big to be able to get away with that.
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2 years ago
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Inflation is real, folks!
Prices went up I guess. To be expected of course, but the half hour used to be $250. I wonder if that means all the other options went up in $50 in price as well? I'll be in Vegas in exactly one week. I'm hoping to get a picture of that plaque that shows all the options and prices and post it here.
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2 years ago
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Wakawakamoo
Favorite SoCal club, better post-covid
The review has a lot of info but is missing info on one major thing: mileage. You mentioned how the girls come around and chat with you for a while instead of the high pressure 'wanna dance?' pitch of other clubs. However you didn't mention how much contact is allowed in the dances. You only mentioned that if we want more mileage we should head for Miami or somewhere away from the west coast. Which was a strange suggestion IMO considering that just two hours north of San Diego is that famous strip club city COI, where the mileage is as high as it gets. Anyway, you mentioned it reminds you of some of the bigger Vegas clubs. That makes me think that touching boobs and ass is ok since that is my experience at Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, Crazy Horse III, etc. Is that accurate? In past reviews of San Diego clubs it sounded like air dances and hands to the side was the norm. So all that to ask, how was the contact in your dances?
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2 years ago
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Poli647
The ideal outfit for lap dances?
@OP I don't go commando when getting dances for the very thing that happened to you in your first dances you described. Like you said, some girls are cool about you cumming in your pants, some aren't cool with it. What turns even the cool ones off is when they get any fluids on them. Going commando and wearing those type of pants, your almost guaranteed to have leakage. I wear thin shorts but I also wear boxers that absorb most of the cum so nothing leaks out. There's been plenty of threads about this subject, much to the disdain of those members that frown on the act of cumming in your pants (nicknamed LDK here). The rest of the attire other than pants isn't very important for me. As a black man I find I'm automatically not approached as often as my white or Asian counterparts, no matter how well I'm dressed. It used to bother me at first, but now it doesn't. Her approaching me isn't the ego stroke it used to be when I was a newb. Not being approached as often allows me to look over all the girls in the club and see who my favorite is. Then I can just give them good eye contact when they walk by and it's on. Or if that doesn't do it, simply march right up to her while she's standing unattended.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
This body positivity nonsense needs to stop
I agree with Nicespice and her posts regarding food in America. Companies have become so profit driven that they don't give a flying fuck about the consumers, as long as they can sell more at less cost. Much like the cigarette companies of the 80s, they don't care about the effects so long as their pockets are lined. The meat industry feeding the chickens hormones to grow bigger, which caused 12 year old girls to resemble Dolly Parton until they finally toned it down. I think exercise is more important than ever with the food options we're presented with here.
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2 years ago
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casey22
Texas
Not recommended
Looks like you did a mini tour of Vegas strip clubs. Yeah like Papi said, always better to do a test run, especially in this place. I like this place also but in my experience the dancers are totally different. Some dancers here give the absolute worst dances, while others will have you coming back the next day looking for them. If you do the 3 for $100 or 15 minutes for $150 you can determine just how good the dances will be. The girl will be trying to get you to commit to the half hour or hour. If her moves in the shorter dances don't impress you, it's not gonna get better in the longer ones, no matter what she says. I prefer this place to your favorite Rhino, because of the privacy you get in all the extended sessions. Those circular little huts with just you and the girl, versus the communal rooms with tiny booths at Rhino. The girls look better at Rhino, but you can usually find a diamond here and your money goes a bit further.
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2 years ago
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Adventures of Assjobman
How to spot a ROB part 2 via Reddit
@Muddy it was a dancer telling all the ways she purposely wastes time while in VIP to do less work. A bunch of ROB shit like go to the bathroom multiple times, have the customer give her a foot massage, say she has to step out for a couple minutes to freshen up but in reality she's talking to customers out on the floor trying to get more business, set her timer for less time than the actual VIP so that when it goes off she can say 'times up!'. There was more but you get the idea. She's the kind of shit dancer that we never want to experience.
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2 years ago
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How to spot a ROB part 2 via Reddit
@Nicespice I saw that one also. Once again, most of the comments expressed shock at the dancer doing that. She really did say "slime that mf from shoulder to collar, and end it with a nibble on ear and kiss to the neck". I guess that's her version of LDKing lol.
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2 years ago
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BaconStrip
Portland: Best Club For A Little Mileage?
Holy SHIT I hope the PDX clubs are no longer like this. SLD tell me you ain't going through this kinda shit. Interesting bump Nicesp.....er Lil Baller.
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2 years ago
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Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
How to spot an ROB by Reddit
Lol I saw that. I know there's plenty of dancers in the club running schemes like that. If I happen to match up with one it's one and done. If you talk through an entire song doing no dancing do you really fucking think I'm buying another? That's almost as bad as an air dance. Enjoy your $30, good hustle. Meanwhile the girl that rabbit humps me from dance one and puts her tits all in my face? I'm getting six more dances with her for sure. Luckily I haven't been with any dancers who just talk and don't dance. Even if they are talkative they are grinding the shit out of me while they talk. I had another girl who went into a political rant for 3 songs before we got started. But of course she didn't count any of those songs as part of the dance, that would of been the ROBbiest of ROB moves if she tried to count that.
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3 years ago
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Fish Of The Day
Nevada
I came away feeling inspired
Liwet are you sure this is still the case? The same used to be true for Spearmint Rhino but recent reviews have confirmed that the limo ride no longer guarantees free cover. As a matter of fact, the last time I visited Sapphire I used the limo and still had to pay $40, but that came with two drink tickets. So it was like free admission with the purchase of two overpriced watered down drinks.
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3 years ago
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Fish Of The Day
Nevada
I came away feeling inspired
Seems almost like a shill review, and not for the club, but for the strip club reservations.com website. You mentioned getting in for free and no 2 drink minimum. You also mentioned each person in your four person party spending a couple hundred bucks. Which, TBH, is not a lot of money in a club like Sapphires. 200 bucks won't even get you a half hour VIP. Will probably get you about 6 floor dances. OP your review would be much better if you detailed how much *anything* cost in the club. Drink price? Dance price? VIP price? I will say this review did it's job, as I was looking to visit the place just to see what's changed since my last visit. Although I've read reviews that make the place sound too expensive in every way now I still have to experience it myself. Sapphire holds a special place in my heart lol. It was one of the first clubs I ever visited in Vegas and made a lot of great memories there. If this strip club reservations.com site is legit and can get me in for free then I will take one for the team and write a real review of the place in a little over a month.