discussion comment
2 years ago
I'm on Reddit, all the time I used to spend on this site is now spent over there. Then I check over here for a couple minutes to see any new reviews on my favorite clubs or any good discussions going on.
A little hobby of mine is trying to connect reddit usernames to TUSCL user names. I'm pretty sure it's easy to find my handle, at least it was for SLD lol.
review comment
2 years ago
Great review!
I used to call Chicas Bonita's "mini TJ".
If you feel like you wish you knew Spanish for this club then that feeling will be 10 times stronger when you hit TJ. But like others have said, Google translate will be your best friend, and you'll still have a ton of fun.
review comment
2 years ago
I always look out for the dancers you name since I know we have the same taste. But I never see them, probably because I don't really visit on Friday or Saturday night.
I did run into an absolute 10 out of 10 named Gianna last night though (Sunday night). That woman's body is a thicc girl lover's dream!
review comment
2 years ago
You live and you learn. You're not the first and won't be the last. At least you know now. Thanks for the detailed review.
I've always believed double dances are a scam but these two girls took it to a new level of ROBiness. OP your math was correct, if they were charging $300 for 30 minutes, then a double dance would be both girls dancing for you simultaneously for 30 minutes for $600. But as you noted, the booth sizes at GCC doesn't comfortably allow you to get a double dance. Seems they had you paying for both girls time although only one girl was working for those 15 minutes, while the other girl was just.....waiting?
And I think there's no harm in naming names of all the girls. At least so any new customers visiting the place can know who to beware of. The action that you mentioned that took place is quite standard, nothing really extra there.
Once again thanks for the review and I hope the two ROBs didn't deter you from visiting the place again.
discussion comment
2 years ago
I could have written this exact same post. Down to the crossing back to the San Ysidro mall to make the daily call.
Like you said, when you go international the phone won't ring the same way. It'll make the beeping noises instead of a regular ring. She'll know your in another country, especially if she already receives or makes calls to international countries.
I also have Verizon and for me when I called it still showed my number on her phone but it made the beeping sound when her phone rang. It also makes the beeping sound for her instead of the normal ring when she calls.
Not sure if that changes if you change calls to wifi but I doubt it.
Waiting to see if anyone offers you any good advice.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The link is broken now.
review comment
2 years ago
$80/dance, actually I'm not surprised. I remember coming here a couple years back and a dancer trying to sell me a dance for $100. I was thinking "who the fuck would pay $100 for one dance?!". You came close to that.
Thanks for the review. I've had good times in this place in the past. I'm sure that dancer would've given you a good time for that $300 but I suspect she would tried to have you cum as soon as possible, like 10 minutes or less. Not worth it for a rushed experience.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Well shit. The club is open. Apparently I'm not the only horny dumbfuck out here on a holiday.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Holy shit. Someone opened the door and let them in. But there are barely any other cars in the parking lot so it can't be that they're open, right???
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2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Hilarious. Right as I finished posting this, I see a car with three guys pull up and waltz to the front door of the club and knock on the door. Waiting like someone is gonna answer and let them. Funny sight.
review comment
2 years ago
The lap dances are nowhere close to $20 now, they are $40 and up. Most girls are willing to do 3 for $100 though.
The message about VIP being not much more action than the regular floor dances will probably always be true.
review comment
2 years ago
Paradise is back?
Did you ask her why she was gone for so long?
Might actually stop in one day then, thanks for the info.
review comment
2 years ago
That's why you don't use plastic in strip clubs anyway. Being cash, so shit like this doesn't happen. Plus you don't get charged crappy fees like the one you had.
review comment
2 years ago
I was last there in August and had no girl refuse the 5/100, as a matter of fact it's all I ever do.
Like sexualchoc said, they'll cave if you refuse. Thankfully I've never experienced that. Usually they're happy to get 5 consecutive dances.
Even if they did shift to $25/dance and no discount for 5 it wouldn't be too big a deal. That's still much better than the prices out here in the SF Bay area for dances.
discussion comment
2 years ago
I'm in a lot of discord groups, but not a strip club one. I don't think the conversation would be as flowing as my other groups.
Yet still if someone created one I'd be down to join. But I am curious with your comment about lurking strippers. I actually like the input from dancers on both this forum and the reddit threads. Are you planning to not allow strippers? How and why would you do that?
discussion comment
2 years ago
Bay Area, CA. Premium gas is at $6.99.
This state sucks. Good weather and diversity are the only selling points. Everything else sucks.
review comment
2 years ago
You got taken. $50 cover is hogshit. The cover at its highest point is $30 on weekends. It's free after opening until 8pm and $25 afterwards ond weekdays.
And they actually took you downstairs to do the 3 for $150? Usually for that deal you do the dances on that same level right where the host collects the money for the dances. The downstairs portion is usually reserved for the half hour and hour dances.
Also I didn't know about any closing special. $50 off the 3 for $150, that sounds decent. But the Monday special still sounds like the best deal.
Thanks for the review!
discussion comment
2 years ago
@Shailynn you said gas prices are going down? Shit just this weekend it's gone back up a full $1.20 to it's highest price here, $7/gallon. This year has been shit for prices.
review comment
2 years ago
I was trying to guess the names of the dancers you were censoring. I don't know why you censor them BTW, you're not describing any extras or crazy acts.
Anyway I only recognized one, the dancer in her 40s. I like her also, like I've said in previous reviews her body puts a lot of 20 year olds to shame. My dances with her sound just like yours except you're a lot better at describing the mood than I am.
review comment
2 years ago
Good review and I learned a great deal about the club for early hours.
And I definitely agree with the bit at the end about girls having bad nights in the club showing up in the casino late night. It's easy to spot the working girls in the casino and they're usually attractive enough. However there was this one night where I saw an absolute stunner with the fakest body ever. Big fake tits, obvious BBL sitting at the slot machine. Before I even got a chance to walk by some older white dude snatched her up. I bet he had some fun.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
I saw this thread, but when I saw it there were only about 2 replies. I noticed that JaneDoeABC said there's one user who's obsessed with the r/stripper subreddit and posts comments from there on TUSCL as threads. I wonder if she's talking about myself, or Daily_Grind?
If it's me, it's not that I'm obsessed with the r/stripper thread. It's that I'm obsessed with Reddit as a whole actually. A couple years back TUSCL was my favorite site for entertainment. Now Reddit has taken that spot, and that's because there's a lot of discussion for every topic under the sun. I think my feed there has about 50 different subreddits, from the NFL, NBA, video games, askmen, etc. The strip club related ones are just r/stripclubs, r/stripper, and r/strippers. Those 3 subreddits IMO are more entertaining then what TUSCL is now. Which is why I cross post some of the topics from there over to here to see how the OG strip club mongers feel about some of the topics.
discussion comment
2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
LMAO @Rick I didn't write the post you dumb fuck. Follow along now. It was a post from a dancer on Reddit that I reposted here. About doing a private room with some guy who misheard the amount he was supposed to pay. So he paid $900 in advance, she took the money and then cut the dance short. Listen real closely: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME! It apparently happened to some poor dumb fuck in some random city and the dancer bragged about the shit on Reddit.
Thanks to this site and my experience in clubs I don't have to whine about girls in their underwear being mean to me. But that's through experience. This poor guy on the other hand, got ripped the fuck off probably through inexperience. I thought it was interesting and posted the shit here. If you didn't think it was interesting, or if you're tired of hearing ROB stories then once again, SCROLL THE FUCK BY!
discussion comment
2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Lol @Rick did you really go through my history to try to find all the threads I started about this? I went back and saw one other besides this from a month ago. Which other one are you talking about? And from 3 months ago, you're grasping to try to make a point there.
Anyhow, if the thread is an instant pass then fucking pass the shit then. Don't stop to whine like a bitch yourself, fucking scroll on by.
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2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Holy shit! I just went back and looked at that neurodivergent thread. It takes like a full minute for the shit to even load. I love the comment about having SJG and Icee blocked. I imagine it'd be like, where'd all the comments go?
discussion comment
2 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Haha there's no fucking way. SJG has that "most posts" record to protect. I suspect we'll see your neurodivergent thread on the front page for the rest of SJG's life.