discussion comment
3 years ago
@Icee you said a girl can't consent to an illegal act. So are you saying that every trick that paid a hooker for sex should be charged for sexual assault?
discussion comment
3 years ago
@Muddy at least for the old thread bumping you can just do thread ignore. I've got about 35 ignored threads, all his. Now I barely see anything from him, unless he decides to bump another that he hadn't bumped in awhile. That only happens about once a week though.
Now if we could only ignore a certain members pictures then it would be all good.
review comment
3 years ago
I got the same amount of (generous) contact in the 10 minute area as I got in the 15 minute area. The only difference is that I paid WAY less for the 10 minute area. The dancer in the ten minute area told me as long as I tip her so could touch her anywhere I wanted. I wasn't able to suck on her tits like I wanted but was able to grab her ass and tits as much as I wanted.
Im still intrigued enough to try this club out more, but I still feel that GCC is a better option.
review comment
3 years ago
@PT thanks for the clarification. So which booths are the fifteen minutes ones? Because on my second visit here on that Sunday night, the girl took me to the booths located where the old porn arcade used to be. Seems like those booths last ten minutes, and she charged me $30 for that ten minutes+ $5 for the machine. That seemed like a steal to me compared to the $150 for fifteen minutes that I paid for the previous time.
The girl that sold the fifteen minute dance took me to the booths that line up parallel to the entrance walkway. Are those the fifteen minute booths?
discussion comment
3 years ago
I learned the hard way back in Vegas in 2010 about strip club ATMs and their ridiculous fees. I think those fees had to be some of the highest in the nation. They charged a 10% fee on whatever amount you were taking out. So taking out $500 incurred a fee of $50. And that doesn't include the fee your bank will charge you for using a different ATM than their own. And that was 11 years ago, I bet the fee is probably higher now. Never again!
Like Warrior said, I bring enough money to have fun, usually more than enough actually. If I manage to spend all that, it's definitely time to take my ass home.
review comment
3 years ago
Wow, thanks for the review!
A lot of stuff that you experienced was different from what I encountered in my two visits. For starters, I was allowed to leave the club to get some breath mints out of my car and return in a minute without paying another cover. But then again, that was a Sunday at around 8pm and there weren't many customers.
Two, this manager you speak of, seems like he wasn't there on my visits. I had high contact dances with zero interruptions on both visits. I was wary of this type of thing happening though, as I had read of certain things happening in reviews prior to my visits if you got too handsy with dancers. Thankfully it didn't.
Finally, the booth timer is something I'm still not sure about. Like you said, it always seems to go out after 3 songs or 10 minutes. Yet the girls seem to offer different lengths for different prices. I'd say to be on the safe side, just assume you are paying for a ten minute length every time. Because I had a girl offer me 15 minutes and I took her up on it, but the time did seem to be shorter than 15 minutes. I originally chalked it up to the dance being so good, but thinking back now, I probably got scammed myself.
Maybe on my next visit here I will go with the intention of timing exactly how long the dances last in the different booths until the light comes on. If a girl sells a 15 minute block of time and the light comes on in 10 I'll know for sure that a scam is in play.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Jesus, this sounds horrible! Makes me appreciate HK even more. The only disappointment I've had from HK girls were from girls I picked who were wearing a dress covering most of their body. Then once we got to the room and she got naked she had a lot of baby damage or other scars. That was a first time newbie occurrence. Once I knew of that, I made sure to pick women who wore skimpy outfits as to not be disappointed in their totally naked appearance.
You live and you learn, at least now you know what to expect.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I've never liked the stance by Papi regarding people feuding with SJG. So the guy spamming the board is ok, but the people who voice concern about it are the ones in the wrong? If it's cool for SJG to spam the board for years, then it should also be cool for the folks who disagree with him, even if for years, to say something about it.
Papi's own recommendation was to scroll past all SJG's shit so Papi if you got a problem with all the negative responses to SJG then just scroll past that shit too.
I mean for what it's worth, I've pretty much taken that advice. I no longer bother responding to SJG. If anything, the member I have more of a problem with these days is Desertscrub but for different reasons. I don't ignore any member but I use thread ignore for every SJG thread that he bumps and talks to himself on (about 35 now) and it works excellently. But I 100% agree with Warrior about SJG's spamming of the photo section. There's been a work around posted but I still don't like the idea of blocking every unverified poster's content just to block SJG's photos.
discussion comment
3 years ago
PSD's comment has me thinking......Christina Applegate back in the day, or Elizabeth Shue back in the day? I loved both of em, hard to choose. I'd probably have to go with Kelly Bundy though, she was always showing off her assets in Married with Children.
review comment
3 years ago
I don't know why Cuban dancers get a bad rap. They're my favorites from all the different ethnicities I've had dances with. Yes they hustle and can come off as overly aggressive or pushy but they're just trying to get money. And IMO they earn that money. The experience with them is usually great, they give great mileage, and you don't have to endure a lot of BS stripper shit because of the language barrier. And of course they are usually super curvy, which is what I love. I wish Cubans would invade every club.
Thanks for the review. I always heard Denver clubs had tame mileage but it looks like the Cubans are looking to change that.
discussion comment
3 years ago
@Subra I think you're referring to the 'tik tok leggings'. I agree with you though they're hotter than anything that came out in the past. Leggings and yoga pants are the best, and they've been around a while and still not going anywhere. I hope they're in style for the rest of my life.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I miss the pocketless jeans that were popular back around the 2000s. Girls with big asses that used to wear those, damn they looked so good!
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discussion comment
3 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
#gobstopper Desertscrub is far from accurate with his club ad posts these days. I watched him downvote a review where a man flew all the way to Colombia to visit clubs there. Imagine you fly to a different hemisphere, experience all these cool adventures, and take a lot of time sharing them with people on the site. All for some asshole with a paranoia problem to call it a club ad or shill review.
It also royally pisses me off when he talks shit to dancers under their posted photos. Imagine a beautiful woman takes time to post photos here of her own accord, only for some old crusty fuckface to make fun of her looks. If you have nothing nice to say then shut the fuck up.
He needs to get back on his meds and calm the fuck down. Folks talk about his good Intel and all that, shit so far he hadn't posted about any of that. It's just a bunch of annoying shit talking and it's really old.
review comment
3 years ago
Sucks that the girls have to wear masks. I remember the thing to watch out for used to be girls wearing dresses that covered their stomach and too much of their bodies. You'd find out they have a lot of baby damage or other hidden flaws. Now you have to worry about her face being not to your liking as well? And face is a big deal.
Thanks for the review. Desertscrub retains his title as certified dumb fuck.
discussion comment
3 years ago
THESE are the kinds of threads I like. Warrior thanks for giving us the rundown on some of your thought while you're there in paradise where the rest of us aren't. And yes I've also wondered about the SGs and their positions.
I've never used the terrace at Azul, I guess I have to do that next time. I love people watching, it's highly entertaining.
review comment
3 years ago
Desertscrub is a certified dumbfuck. He's the perfect example of what I don't want to be when I get older. Some dude that trolls strip club forums talking shit to complete strangers and basically being a dumb fuck the entire time.
review comment
3 years ago
@joker44 alcoholic drinks aren't served here, just bottled water for $1. Cover is generally $20, and $30 on Friday/Saturday nights. There are no VIP rooms, just one large room with a bunch of spacious booths for lap dances. Girls list their name and prices on a white board at the front of the club. The prices are mostly uniform with the majority of girls charging $40/song or 3 songs for $100.
review comment
3 years ago
Excellent review! This is a trip that's on my bucket list but it'll have be be further in the future for me. Nice to see that despite the language barrier you were still able to have a good time. That's my main worry about heading down there, besides the other issues you addressed such as the crime, run down areas, and scheming pros.
And for the love of God, can we please ban Desertscrub as an adjudicator??!! Dude is literally out here down voting high quality reviews just for the fuck of it it seems.
discussion comment
3 years ago
@misterorange I can see you haven't read the previous comments. But obviously I agree lol.
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3 years ago
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MaxMaximaSeeking spinners without inhibitions
@Papi that's what I thought, but he said he could usually get that out on the floor. I've never been in a club where someone was getting a tittyfuck right on the main floor with everyone around, not even Hong Kong TJ.
review comment
3 years ago
Wow, excellent review! That one ficha girl gave you a certified ass job right there at the table. That would have done more than just revive TFP Jr. from the dead lol.
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3 years ago
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MaxMaximaSeeking spinners without inhibitions
What's a TJ?
review comment
3 years ago
Leave it up to punk ass Desertscrub to be the sole rejection.
discussion comment
3 years ago
@Nina Gus was a cold as villain! Nigga was just untouchable. Well, until Walt finally got him.