The Most Beautiful Girls in Medellin. No doubt. Still not HK

La Isla is the closet thing you going to get to Hong Kong in Medellin, Colombia. For me, that’s what I look for. I like the strip club scene. I’m not into picking chicks up off the street and not really into nabbing them into bars and take them to my hotel room where they can potentially rob and drug me. La Isla was the spot for me. This place had the most beautiful girls I seen in Medellin (no worries, I have tons of IG profiles to share) and girls dance on this one main stage.

La Isla is located just north of the very touristy area of El Poblado and Parque Lleras in an area called Asomadera. It was a short taxi ride up there. Maybe 10.000 COP. Entry fee was not much either and they give you a wrist band for in and out privileges. Maybe 10.000 or 20.000 COP. ($2.50USD to $5.50USD). It wasn’t much too move the needle. When you walk in, there are multiple VIP tables, sofas and booths for large parties. These bottle tables were to the front of you and they lined both sides of the centrally, rectangular stage. The stage I remember for sure had 1 pole, but it could of have had 2. During a stage set, it would be 2 or 3 hot ass chicks up there dancing and would be totally naked by third song. Just like in the States. The bar was long and it was near the entrance. Not only was this the place to get drinks but that’s where you would go to pay for the room, get a ticket to arriba with the girl of your choosing.

On Friday Night, I will have to admit, I totally messed up. For one, I was given the impression that I MUST purchase a table and buy a bottle to sit down. I got there kind of early (10 PM) and it wasn’t packed yet. So everyone had a table. Bottles for this one couch I chose to sit at was 250,000 COP ($64.91 USD). I don’t drink but I invited any dancer/stripper/whore who wanted some to drink with me. I drunk water and they drunk my bottle. I’m not here for the alcohol, I was here for the pussy. I’m not even sure what I purchased. So girl after girl comes by and starts talking to me. Most girls in La Isla are from Medellin or nearby. This one large breast Colombian girl told me the breakdown of the club and the girl’s prices. Girls pretty much dance for tips so there is no “set price” like there is in the states. So it’s none of that $10 per song shit. They dance and you tip. I had loads of those 2000 COP bills which pretty much equates to .50 cents. I would fill up girls panties or garter belt all night with those. Sometimes I used those 2000 COP bills to get a chick out my face as they would constantly walkt up and say “propina para mi”. It’s just easier to give them .50 cent and not have to engage with them instead of telling you’re not interested. When it comes to arriba, every girl wanted 320,000 COP ($83 USD). That is with the room included.