Risking it for the Colombianas
I was in Bogotá for a day, and I was curious about the Santa Fe district and their girls. I had read the previous reviews here for this club, which are older than three years, and joined a Colombian forum to prepare to go to a club in this area. I found that Troya was the one that was most recommended, and they got started early (I think they open around 3PM and the better girls come in around 5PM). Being that I was gonna go solo and that the Santa Fe district was considered a dangerous area, I was pretty nervous. Decided to take as little valuables as possible, and took an Uber and had them drop me off right at the door. As the Uber entered the Santa Fe area, sure enough there was a bunch of shady characters along the streets, as well as some beautiful girls on the street getting bystanders attention but that I would not dare try to meet in fear of being robbed or worse. It’s a very heavily busy area both in people and cars, but does not give you a sense of safety.
Anyways, managed to get out the Uber and into the club in less than 15 seconds after a quick pat down at the entry. The layout is a rectangular area, entrance at the bottom right and another entrance at the top left, with stairs at the top right and bottom left, and a small long stage in the middle. The bar was on the left wall and DJ on the right. There was an elevated seating area in the back wall. It almost had a Hong Kong Tijuana vibe, but with not as many foreigners and there were some other differences. Some girls were having a drink with customers (even saw one guy with three girls, two of which were making out in front of him) and others were standing around the edges of the club. Hardcore porn was playing on the Tv monitors, but otherwise loud reggaeton music was playing, almost to the point that it was hard to talk or listen but maybe that was just me. Decided to get a Corona (20,000 COP) and drink a little bit and walk around the club (opening of which I held a finger over as I heard a small myth that some girls with bad intent may try to drug you to take advantage of you, but I’m not sure how accurate that is. I know it’s definitely true in a civilian bar/club.)
There was a good amount of girls here with plastic tits, ass or both, but definitely some naturals in there too. A girl with both big assets with seemed natural approached me, and whispered me her offer: to go upstairs and told me everything she would do, BJ, sex... in both “places” without me even asking about it, all for 60,000 COP, which is the standard asking price. She was about an 8, and she was healthy thick which thick isn’t really my type but the temptation for anal got me. We went upstairs, paid for some towels and condom, and we got to action. Unlike HK, she didn’t wait til I was fully undressed. In fact, during the session I still had my jeans and shirt on. However, embarrassingly, I finished pretty quick as I entered her in anal, after a covered BJ and some missionary (no kissing and she was kind of a cleanliness freak, but that’s better than being dirty), a quickness I haven’t really experienced since the first time I had sex 6 years ago. I swear it must have been the altitude, excitement or something. Anyways, she seemed pretty disappointed and even gave me some tips, which again I was surprised too but what was I to say at that point. During the session she was pretty passionate and didn’t seem to fake anything, but really wish I could’ve last more.
Anyways, went back down, bought a water (7,000 COP) in case it was the alcohol, and scoped out the other girls as I waited to recharge. Saw a petite girl in a tight red dress, about an 8 or 9, bought her a drink and eventually went upstairs (same price, thankfully it doesn’t seem like you have to negotiate here, but maybe that’s cause I don’t look exactly like a foreigner). This girl seemed like she really liked sex. We kissed with tongue, and went through a few positions and she seemed more into it than even most girls at HK. She didn’t take her dress off completely and had it around her stomach, which honestly was kinda hot. I lasted a decent amount I think but she seemed genuinely disappointed it was over. It was so good I actually dreamt about it that night... a first for me.
After that, decided to play it safe and call an Uber while it still wasn’t too late. Called an Uber from inside and stayed inside until the Uber was near, then left and went straight to the Uber. Would I come again? Definitely, but even though I went solo I wouldn’t want to come solo again. Too much stress and maybe that’s why my performance suffered. There were some other girls I wish I could’ve met but didn’t want to push my luck and stay late considering the area and the shadiness. The girls that I went upstairs were hot but they weren’t that typical Colombian hot, though some other girls were. But honestly, all that for less than or about $50 USD... might just have to come back solo if I can’t find a group for the next time.
