Better than a Monday afternoon deserved

Walked into Lucky Devil on a Monday afternoon to get out of the cold (it was frickin snowing in Portland all of a sudden and I was on foot). The bartender greeted me by grabbing my clearly-freezing hands and warming them up for a bit, then she got me a hot chocolate for $4 to hold for a while. It was around lunchtime, and there were 5-6 other customers there (male, female, old, young), mostly eating lunch (word is that the food's good; I haven't had it there).

Once I got some feeling back in my fingers, went over to the stage where there were zero other customers, but a thick topless girl was dangling from the ceiling, apparently actually just practicing having all the blood sit in her head since nobody was watching anyway, somewhat literally getting the hang of it. Once I was there and gave a couple bucks, she started going up and down the rail, chatting about the career, the snow, and my taste in music along the way. After a couple of songs, she rotated off and I went back to the bar for a bit. Came back to the stage a couple songs later for an insanely hot girl (an easy 9 for me) in fishnets. One other guy made it to the rail for her, but we basically had turns of her sitting in our laps, straddling overhead, slinking up and down the rail for a while. The other guy, having been silent for a half hour or so, finally muttered "damn" and was then never heard from again. He was right. After her set, the stage went empty again for a few songs, so I took my leave. Another hour spent enjoying titties, another $10 or so spent.