A dull-ish Friday night

After a little while at Acropolis, I decided to drive across town and see if Casa Diablo was as good as it had been on previous visits. It.....wasn't really. It was good, but not the level of extreme hotness I'd seen before.

Anyway, I got there around 11 on a Friday night. Bouncer checks ID really quickly, then lets you in to the hostess. Larger girl, super friendly, with her HUGE tits out. Cover is $8, and she now has an official speech on the rules to give beforehand (a few places had versions of this speech, so I'm wondering if it's a new regulation at Portland clubs, or if there's just been a bunch of assholes so they need to cover their bases better now). I'll try and do it from memory here: "Before I take the cover, I need to give you the speech on rules. First, there are absolutely no photos or videos in the club. You're completely welcome to use your phone, but please hold it flat, like this [demonstrates] so that we can tell you're not using your camera. Do not touch the girls. Even if they touch you first, and the girls WILL touch you. They're....energetic like that. You're absolutely welcome to touch as much as you want in private dances however, just ask the girl for a dance. As long as you're sitting at the stages, please put a $2 bill on stage at the beginning of each song. Please don't smoke weed or do any illegal drugs in the club. Ok, thank you for being patient with that, and now..". Cover is $8, change is all in $2 bills (their thing there), and everyone basically gives the large-breasted hostess a $2 tip in the jar before going in.

Inside, there's one long stage that's treated as 2, and a smaller one back towards the bar. Bar is in the back of the room, with a couple of topless bartenders. I think a coke was either $2 or $4 (and change again in $2 bills). Girls basically do one song at each stage, then move to the next one and remove another piece of clothing. I got a seat at the stage nearest the door, which is where they're nude. $2 on the stage for each song, and everyone's happy. This time, the girls were a little more mixed in quality than I've seen before - they usually have a couple thicker girls, etc, but an average around 8. This time, average was probably more 6ish. There were a couple of smaller blonde girls who had intense pole routines. A very tall, leggy girl who came over to do headstands in my lap. A couple of thick-verging-on-chubby-girls who worked with what they had really well (and smothered guys at the rail with their tits for fun). One super-tattooed goth girl with long dreadlocks who slam danced and pole danced to Rammstein, then pulled out a double-ended dildo and put both ends in herself while spinning on the pole, then a comically large (like, 16") dildo that she seemed to be threatening us with for a while, before ultimately shoving it in herself as a finale.