Reviews by PAWG_Patrol

I arrived at 9:30pm on an early February Friday night. The parking lot was barely full, so I had hope of getting a seat. $10 granted me access to this notoriously smoky paradise. Good ol…

I've been here before. But this was not like other nights. As soon as we sat down in this tiny club, this white dancer visiting from Michigan and her Cuban friend had their hands all…

Even though LDs are illegal in DC (except if you rent a party bus, which I highly recommend), this is still one of my favorite clubs in the area. After a discreet exterior, and 2…

As an out of towner, I was a little sketched out by the raids, metal detector, etc. But my curiosity got the best of me. I had just been disappointed by Doll House, so my…

While JAX has many clubs, only 2 are full nude. I decided to give this one a try. $10 cover even though there were, maybe, 10 people there including the dancers. A poster of the…

Was only in town for the weekend. Heard Gold Club had a fried chicken buffet, which seemed delightfully tacky so maybe this was the place to be. Wrong. Not for me, anyway. The DJ only…