Reviews by PAWG_Patrol

Got there around 2pm. Only about 4 girls to start but closer to 10 by the time I left 3 hours later. Grabbed a seat at the front bar by the door. (There’s a front and…

Pulled up just before 3pm. Uber from the Little Five Points area was about $15. Entry was $10. Light pat down. Having to descend stairs as you come in allows you a good overview on…

$20 each for my friend and I to get in. Normally $10, but NYE prices. Past the doors of the small lobby, there’s an elevated stage in the center of the room. Small, semicircle shaped bar…

Day and night have completely different vibes at Emp’s. Did both on a Friday. Here’s how it went: DAY Best thing about day shift: No cover. Doors open at 11AM, but unless you intend on getting lunch…

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly expen$ive.)…

Hadn’t been to Sins since early 2020, a couple months before things shut down. Decided to make the most of it and go 2 nights in a row. (Saturday, 10PM): My friend and I spent a good…

Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons: (Saturday, 3PM): My partner in crime and I walked up to…

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors…

Hadn’t hit the local clubs since Feb so me and the boys decided to go for a 2fer last night: Emperor’s and Lux. Emp’s was $12 (not $10) because of a UFC fight. They usually charge…

My buddy and I were at Emperor’s when one of his go to girls came up to us complaining about how some new club stole most of their dancers. She said there’s drama about how…

$10 each for my friend and I to get in. Was worried they’d be showing the Tyson fight and it’d be more. Chatted with the door girl about it and she said it’s no longer…

Rolled up just before midnight. My friend had a couple of the “free admission” cards promoters from Emp’s occasionally hand out to inebriated tourists downtown. Nice. Saved us $10 each. Forehead temp checks. Metal detector…

I don’t know if it’s COVID or college starting, but this joint finally has some god damn new talent. I’ve been a regular here since this place was Scores. The past 2-3 years they’ve gotten…

This place barely gets reviewed despite its popularity. Only got reviewed once last year. Hasn’t been reviewed in 14 months. So I thought I’d do my sworn duty as a PL and drive 40 minutes…

And we’re back from COVID. The other club in town (Emperor’s) had a fire during quarantine so it may just be Temptations for a while. After reading reviews here of JAX clubs basically reopening as restaurants…

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on VA…

In the downtown Savannah area, there are really only 2 choices when you’re hungry for some club action: Emperor’s or Temptations. Now they both have their pros and cons, so I’ll lay those out now: Emperor’s:…

I was in town for business, had a long lunch break, and saw that Goodfellas opened at 2pm. I’m always down for a little daytime club action, so I was there by 2:40 and it…

Me and my buddy were freshly disappointed by Wackos and ready for a club we hadn’t been to. Sinsations is long and narrow. Red and purple lights. Mirrored walls. Small. They were only using the…

It had been about 2 years since I first stepped through the hallowed halls of Wacko’s Bar & Grill. And boy, has it changed. I admired the decent dancer diversity of my 1st visit; mostly…

Friday night. They’ve been working on renovating the parking lot for 4 months. Possibly because of this, the entrance is now in back and puts you right in front of the stage. Usually I go…

Me and a couple of buddies had been hammering drinks since happy hour, so by the time our Uber driver dropped us off (like 20 mins outside Daytona) around midnight, we were blackout drunk. Cheap…

My buddy and I were in Daytona for the weekend. After a great time on the rooftop bar at the Streamline Hotel (thanks to another review on here for that recommendation, btw) it was time…

Follies had about 60 people in line. The security guard said 20 had to leave before they could let anyone in. This led to my inaugural visit to Pink Pony. I had some 420 (j’s and…

We rolled up to the club. Parking lot looked empty. One of the security guys asked my friend if he had a different shirt with sleeves. No tank tops allowed. He suggested he buy a…