Reviews

Saturday. 2pm. Before taking $5 each from me and my friend, the DJ warned us there were only 3 girls working. I thanked him for his honesty. I could’ve turned around right then but my…

$10 Uber from a dispensary in Adams Morgan. Before going in, I smoked half a preroll in the baseball field at the end of the block next to the Whole Foods. 2pm. Never a cover. 1…

Friday. Early afternoon. $5 cover. You’re required to buy a non-alcoholic beverage. $6 for my bottle of water. $7 for my friend’s Monster. Very quiet day shift. 1 or 2 customers other than us. 4…

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift. Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We started at Sins…

Thursday. 2PM. $12 Uber from Midtown. ID check, empty pockets, walk through metal detector. No cover. I’d only been here for night shift so it was a relief to not have to fight for a seat…

9PM. Free parking. Just 3 cars in the lot so I know got there too early. $10 entry. There’s a “sign in sheet” at the desk but most customers had barely scribbled only a first name…

2pm. $5 entry. No booze. 1 required non-alcoholic beverage each ($5 Gatorade/$4 bottle of water). The recent review that said Doll House looks like someone tried to build a strip club in their basement is…

Thursday. 3pm. $5 to get in. $6 required non-alcoholic beverage. Another club, another quiet day shift. My friend and I had just left Doll House. He was quite satisfied but the girls were slightly too…

Thursday. 2pm. Usually swing by this place on weekends. The practically empty parking lot wasn’t promising. $5 to get in + $5 required non alcoholic beverage. At least the Gatorade was cold this time. Only 4…

1AM. Saturday. Haven’t been here since summer 2020. Went with a group of coworkers. Including a strip club first timer. Outside, bouncers check IDs, pat you down, and make sure there’s no liquor in your…

8PM. $10 entry. $6 Millers. Cash only. ATM fee is $6. Ok let me start by saying this is one of the tackiest, trashiest dives I have ever been to… but despite that I had fun…

Haven’t been to GG since 2017. Back then, there were no LDs of any kind. Now there are curtained off rooms with couches. So I had to check it out. This neighborhood has only gotten more…