Reviews

33rd street. Not downtown, but not midtown either. I originally planned to go to Flashdancers downtown, but TUSCL had its hours incorrectly listed as noon to 4am when really it doesn’t open until 5pm. When…

Saturday. 4PM. My buddy was already spent from his favorite blonde at Doll House, but we’d never checked out Sins day shift only at night. The DJ took $5 each for admission. Reading day…

2pm. $5 entry + required $5 non-alcoholic beverage. My friend and I ended up with room temperature Gatorades. Gross. Not as many girls hiding in the back left corner by the slots this time. Only 5…

Had low expectations for Orlando clubs. Almost went to Rachel’s, but reviews weren’t great. Almost went to Dancers Royale because it had a day shift, but DH seemed slightly more promising even without one. Also…

Saturday. 1PM. Memorial Day weekend. My buddy and I spent the day before at Doll House and Sins. We pulled up to Wackos and there was a lot of parking. Maybe too much parking like…

Friday. 9PM. Spent the afternoon at Doll House and had way too much fun. Parking spot right by the door. Free. Relieved my friend and I didn’t have to park in the alleyway by the…

My friend and I were in JAX for some Memorial Day weekend hijinx. Ended up popping into DH, Sins, & Wackos. We started at Doll House on a rainy Friday afternoon… 2pm. No door person. No…

Cinco De Mayo. $18 Uber from the Grant Park area. 2PM. $10 entry. Light pat down. Haven’t been here since January and the plastic couch covering is all ripped to shit. They just need to give…

$21 Uber from the airport area. Had to empty my pockets and get wanded. $20 admission. Door guy says “by the way, next time… sweatpants aren’t allowed here.” Not a promising start. Small club. Neon red…

On April 1st, the Niagara Falls border lifted its pricey pre-entry COVID test requirement. You have to use the ArriveCAN app to enter your ID and vax card info. Kind of a pain to have…

Had never been to Buffalo before, but it’s one of those depressing Rust Belt towns where the factories all closed and left abandoned houses and crime in their place. I only mention this because it…

Got there around 2pm. Only about 4 girls to start but closer to 10 by the time I left 3 hours later. Grabbed a seat at the front bar by the door. (There’s a front and…