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review
published 4 mos ago
If It Ain't Snowin, I Ain't Goin
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

6.3

Tuesday around 2. No day shift cover. The Gulf snowstorm had shut Emps down a few days. I figured there’d be a bunch of girls making up for lost time…

About 12 dancers. A few dark…

review
published 5 mos ago
Surprisingly Good Afternoon
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.3

Early afternoon. Only a few cars in the parking lot. $5 cover. $5 required soft drink. No alcohol.

About 8 dancers. (After several day shift visits with 3 or less, this was a welcome change). Ranged…

review
published 6 mos ago
Thick White Milfapalooza
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

6.0

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11.

Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

review
published 6 mos ago
Boring foggy afternoon
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.3

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR.

Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

review
published 6 mos ago
The Cuban Mistletoe Crisis
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

6.0

Sunday night. $10 entry. About 15 dancers working.

$6 beer from the cute thick blonde bartender. Asked her how Thanksgiving night was. She said barely anyone showed up. Custies or dancers.

Sat down on one of the…

review
published 7 mos ago
Post-Helene Update
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

6.3

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah!

Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

review
published 7 mos ago
Girls from around the globe
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

7.3

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

review
published 7 mos ago
Beware the Estonian ROB
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.7

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out.

$20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

review
published 7 mos ago
Yawnfest
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.3

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring.

$30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

review
published 9 mos ago
Under New Management?
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

4.3

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot…

Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

review
published 9 mos ago
Rolled the dice twice
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

6.0

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint.

10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

review
published 10 mos ago
Twin Peaks girls were hotter
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

5.0

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers.

We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf.

At Sins…