Reviews by PAWG_Patrol

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

Sunday night. $10 entry. About 15 dancers working. $6 beer from the cute thick blonde bartender. Asked her how Thanksgiving night was. She said barely anyone showed up. Custies or dancers. Sat down on one of the…

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah! Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out. $20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring. $30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot… Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint. 10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers. We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf. At Sins…

After a crazy first night at Spearmint, I visited the complete opposite end of the spectrum. A hole in the wall. What I found instead was something more of a time capsule… Early afternoon. No cover.…

Midnight. Thanks to previous reviews, I knew about the call ahead limo trick and that they were willing to pick up a single rider. Dispatcher said it’d be half an hour. Sent a sprinter van…

Popped by Club Platinum solely because it had been featured on an episode of Bar Rescue. The shitshow I witnessed though… I don’t think even Jon Taffer himself could save them at this point. 2 drink…

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…

1PM. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. Eventually 8ish dancers. About 3 PLs. First girl to approach my friend and me was a slender older brunette. B cups. Medium ass. Seemed nervous. She tried to play…

Saturday afternoon. No cover. Dead. As. Hell. First on the smoking section stage was a stocky Asian chick. 20s. Dark hair, small tits, medium ass. Decent. Only 2 other PLs in the building. I sipped my $8…

Midnight. $16 Uber from the International Drive Area. Outside security guard wanded me. Asked me to lift my shirt. Pants are required to have a button. (Relieved I didn’t wear sweats!) $10 cover. First visit. I…

Saturday night. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. 10 PLs & about as many dancers. Busiest I’ve seen this lil dive in months. First chick on stage: curvy, pale, strawberry blonde, C cups, medium booty. My…

Quiet afternoon. $7 cover. DJ warned us not many girls were working. My friend and I went in anyway. $6 required soft drink. Bartender was petite with lil manmades. Black hair and a patch of blonde.…

Little after 8 on a Saturday. Nearly deserted parking lot. $10 to the door guy. $5 required soft drink. (I’m partial to yellow Gatorade myself.) Bartender was finally a chick for once. 5 PLs including my…

Way out there. Drove over marsh lands out toward the beach. Half hour from South Riverside. Near Mayport Naval Station. My first visit. Bar is directly across from the entrance. Bathrooms and LD room to its…

Sins pricing has gone up. Marginally. Dayshift cover is now $7 instead of $5. Night is $13 rather than $10. $30/$50 for dances. No longer $25/$45 as they had been for years. But after a…

$17 Uber. Half hour from the South Riverside area. Way out in the suburbs surrounded by car dealerships. My first visit. $10 cover. Metal detector. High ceilings. From the entrance, restrooms are to the left behind…

Been stopping by this spot since it was Scores in the mid-2010s. Seen many great girls come and go. This being south GA, we lose a lot of them to the larger markets of Atlanta…

Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM. Small…

Saturday. 3PM. My buddy and I had just left Sins. There were only 3 dancers. Pulled up to Doll House next and saw a nearly deserted parking lot. That didn’t inspire much confidence. Hadn’t been…