Reviews

2PM. No cover for day shift. About 8 dancers when I arrived. Closer to 12 when I left. So many big naturals that afternoon. Fuck yeah! Majority Cuban & black. 2 white girls. A spinner/a slim…

1 mo ago

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, GA

Brunswick. A tiny Georgia town halfway between JAX and SAV. Here you’ll find Red Carpet Lounge. A club near several upscale restaurants in a well lit historic downtown. Basically… about as far from a seedy…

1 mo ago3

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Memorial Day Weekend

Friday. 10pm. $15 entry. Plans fell through with my day shift CF. Stunning slim thick blonde. So I dropped by that night with a buddy of mine instead. Roughly 20 dancers. Mostly latinas and light skin black…

2 mos ago

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

25 Girls on a Saturday Night

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Saturday. 11pm. $15 cover. About 25 girls. Maybe 5 or so white dancers. The rest, an even split of mostly Cubans and black chicks. Only satellite stage tables were available at first. Eventually I settled in with…

3 mos ago

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

More BBLs Than Miami

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

2pm. $10 cover. The sweet smell of 420 wafting up from below. Feels good to be back. About 15 dancers when I arrived. Over 30 by the time I left 3 hours later. The most I’ve…

5 mos ago6

SYN Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, GA

Air Dance City

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I gave this club a shot because it’s only about 5 mins from the hotels in midtown. Driving over, you see things like Chipotle, Target, and Ikea. Eventually, you get to a desolate area outside…

5 mos ago1

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Fight Night

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First visit of 2026. $17 to the door girl. UFC night. About 20 dancers. Even split of black/white/latina. Shapely dark skin chicks w/ big natties. Majority spinners wrt white girls. A petite latina I hadn’t seen…

5 mos ago1

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Billiards & Buttholes

10PM. $13 entry. Don’t think I’ve seen Sins with a Christmas tree up. $6 bottle of water. $7 for a Monster. The busty redhead bartender’s rack looked extra good that evening. Alabama game on TV. My…

7 mos ago

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

The Christmas Tree Is Back Up

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Been heavily favoring day shift lately. A couple weeks ago, I hit up Emps on a Saturday night with some friends. It was so packed you had to camp out for a table. And girls…

7 mos ago

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

Lazy Sunday (Working Class Milfs)

9pm. I’d never been to the ol’ Horseshoe on a Sunday. Decent amount of cars in the lot. So I gave it a shot. $10. Door guy was pulling double duty as the LD room bouncer.…

8 mos ago4

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Sunk Cost Fallacy

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Half past 10. Two secret service lookin schmucks outside shook my hand before informing me “no sweatpants after 7pm.” Fuck. I hate that this anti-sweatpants agenda is becoming more common at SCs. And I couldn’t…

9 mos ago12

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Oops! All Spinners

Headed over to Sins after a truly jarring experience at Doll House. A dancer somehow recognized me from TUSCL and flipped the fuck out on me. She even went as far as bitching to my…

9 mos ago1

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Desperate Fiend Vibes

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Scarlett’s. Its reputation precedes it. I hadn’t been since a bachelor party a few years back. There was some good action then, brownout drunk on a weekend. But nothing prepared me for how depressing a…

11 mos ago5

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, FL

Day Shift Had One Tenth of the Dancers as Night

Ubered 20 mins east of the Disney Springs area. Pulled into a mostly empty lot and wondered if I’d made a mistake. I mean, it *was* Orlando. So more likely than not… yes. But all…

11 mos ago2

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, FL

Tattooed White Girls Galore

After a horrendous experience at Scarlett’s, I took a chance on Deja Vu. Only 3 miles away. In an industrial part of town surrounded mostly by trucking supply warehouses. I stepped out of my Uber. A…

11 mos ago6

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Busyness Is A Double Edged Sword (100th Review)

Not much going on at Doll House, so my friend and I headed over to Sins. Full lot. Had to find a spot out back. The gas station next door is now boarded up. Luckily…

11 mos ago7

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

27 Lap Dances In A Row

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Pregamed at Twin Peaks because JAX nude clubs don’t offer booze. Had the waitress with the phattest ass in the building. Cheeks spilling out of her cutoffs. Great start to the night! Pulled up at…

11 mos ago3

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

No Church In The Wild

2025 had been a strikeout summer for me at Emps thus far. Some afternoons with almost 20 dancers but more of only around 6 or so. Influxes of new young Cubans who’d quickly disappear leaving…

11 mos ago2

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

At Least The Gatorade Was Cold

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Another god damn stormy afternoon in DUUUVAL. Perfect excuse for some midday mongering! The whopping 5 cars in the parking lot didn’t bode well for us, but my buddy and I rolled the dice anyway.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

AITIO Type of Afternoon

3pm. Another rainy afternoon in Jacksonville. Good drinking weather. So I pregamed at Twin Peaks. Hot Asian bartender from the Northern Mariana Islands. Big fake tits. Smash burger. Afterward, I squeezed in even more drinks…

1 yr ago5

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Gotta Catch Em All

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

10PM. Killed 2 hours at Doll House before switching over to Sins. Outside security guy wanded us. Warned us not to fall in love. Hot pawg door girl collected a $13 cover. Busty auburn bartender…

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

BBLs & Slot Machines

★★★★★★★4.0/10

8PM. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. . Around 6 dancers that night. 3 BBL Cubans. Plus a naturally thick older one. Sexy dimpled ass. A muscular white chick. Hard bolt ons. And a petite tatted…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

Long Live The $10 Lap Dance!

1PM. $10 cover. Light pocket check. Strong 420 scent. Hell yeah. . About 7 girls when I arrived. Closer to 16 when I left at 4. Majority Cuban with a few Dominicans/Colombians in the mix. Half of…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

She told me how she got banned from every Hard Rock Casino in North America

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place. . Fortunately, Tattletale is only…