Reviews

I’d just left Syn. Despite being listed as opening at noon, the doors were still locked at 1PM. No one in the building. No one answering the phone. Fuck that place. . Fortunately, Tattletale is only…

10PM. Tiny South Carolina club just a bridge away from Georgia. BYOB. Cooler check. Wanded. $25 entry. Barely any PLs. Around 15 dancers. Twenties to thirties. Mostly tattooed white girls with glasses & bangs. Spinners to…

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening. After…

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

(Part 1: *Milk Money*) 15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

10pm. Just watched Florida beat Texas Tech at Twin Peaks. Lively crowd. Spectacular talent. Couldn’t tell if Sins would compare girls or excitement wise, but we gave it a shot anyway. $13 entry. $6 required soft…

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was…

11ish. Just left Doll House. My friend had fun. I felt more like I needed a shower just stepping foot in that place haha. Sins is located in a busy intersection. Across from an Aldi. Free…

Tuesday around 2. No day shift cover. The Gulf snowstorm had shut Emps down a few days. I figured there’d be a bunch of girls making up for lost time… About 12 dancers. A few dark…

Early afternoon. Only a few cars in the parking lot. $5 cover. $5 required soft drink. No alcohol. About 8 dancers. (After several day shift visits with 3 or less, this was a welcome change). Ranged…

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11. Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…