Reviews

Sunday night. $10 entry. About 15 dancers working. $6 beer from the cute thick blonde bartender. Asked her how Thanksgiving night was. She said barely anyone showed up. Custies or dancers. Sat down on one of the…

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah! Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out. $20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring. $30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot… Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint. 10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers. We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf. At Sins…

After a crazy first night at Spearmint, I visited the complete opposite end of the spectrum. A hole in the wall. What I found instead was something more of a time capsule… Early afternoon. No cover.…

Midnight. Thanks to previous reviews, I knew about the call ahead limo trick and that they were willing to pick up a single rider. Dispatcher said it’d be half an hour. Sent a sprinter van…

Popped by Club Platinum solely because it had been featured on an episode of Bar Rescue. The shitshow I witnessed though… I don’t think even Jon Taffer himself could save them at this point. 2 drink…

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…