Reviews

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah!

Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out.

$20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring.

$30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot…

Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint.

10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers.

We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf.

At Sins…

After a crazy first night at Spearmint, I visited the complete opposite end of the spectrum. A hole in the wall. What I found instead was something more of a time capsule…

Early afternoon. No cover.…

Midnight. Thanks to previous reviews, I knew about the call ahead limo trick and that they were willing to pick up a single rider. Dispatcher said it’d be half an hour. Sent a sprinter van…

Popped by Club Platinum solely because it had been featured on an episode of Bar Rescue. The shitshow I witnessed though… I don’t think even Jon Taffer himself could save them at this point.

2 drink…

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…

1PM. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. Eventually 8ish dancers. About 3 PLs.

First girl to approach my friend and me was a slender older brunette. B cups. Medium ass. Seemed nervous. She tried to play…