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116 reviews by PAWG_Patrol

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, SC

Her WHAT smells like Panda Express?!

5.0/10

10PM. Tiny South Carolina club just a bridge away from Georgia. BYOB. Cooler check. Wanded. $25 entry. Barely any PLs. Around 15 dancers. Twenties to thirties. Mostly tattooed white girls with glasses & bangs. Spinners to…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 18 1

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, FL

More Venezuelans than Caracas!

5.0/10

$10 entry. Around 30 dancers. Clear pasties. Mostly Venezuelans with fake tits. 2nd most: Cubans with BBLs. Only 3-4 white chicks. And eventually 2 black girls. Hearing an American accent was very rare that evening. After…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 1

Dancers Royale

Orlando, FL

Not Worth the Hearing Loss

5.0/10

First of all, Dancers Royale is WAY out in the burbs. Around 30 mins north of all the Disney crap. Surrounded by things like Olive Garden, Panera, and Rooms To Go. The complete opposite of…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 9 1

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Wednesday night/Friday afternoon

6.0/10

(Part 1: *Milk Money*) 15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 2

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

March Madness

6.0/10

10pm. Just watched Florida beat Texas Tech at Twin Peaks. Lively crowd. Spectacular talent. Couldn’t tell if Sins would compare girls or excitement wise, but we gave it a shot anyway. $13 entry. $6 required soft…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

No Diamonds All Rough

2.3/10

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 2

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Milk cannons to the rescue

6.3/10

11ish. Just left Doll House. My friend had fun. I felt more like I needed a shower just stepping foot in that place haha. Sins is located in a busy intersection. Across from an Aldi. Free…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 5

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

If It Ain't Snowin, I Ain't Goin

6.3/10

Tuesday around 2. No day shift cover. The Gulf snowstorm had shut Emps down a few days. I figured there’d be a bunch of girls making up for lost time… About 12 dancers. A few dark…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Surprisingly Good Afternoon

5.3/10

Early afternoon. Only a few cars in the parking lot. $5 cover. $5 required soft drink. No alcohol. About 8 dancers. (After several day shift visits with 3 or less, this was a welcome change). Ranged…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 3

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

Thick White Milfapalooza

6.0/10

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11. Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Boring foggy afternoon

5.3/10

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 1

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

The Cuban Mistletoe Crisis

6.0/10

Sunday night. $10 entry. About 15 dancers working. $6 beer from the cute thick blonde bartender. Asked her how Thanksgiving night was. She said barely anyone showed up. Custies or dancers. Sat down on one of the…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2 2

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Post-Helene Update

6.3/10

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah! Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Girls from around the globe

7.3/10

Wanted to try some Manhattan clubs other than Rick’s for a change. After the yawnfest of Flashdancers in Times Square and the desperation of Hoops next door, I ended up back here. Where I should’ve…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5 1

Hoops

New York, NY

Beware the Estonian ROB

5.7/10

Never noticed there was a club right next door to Rick’s. But a few reviews popped up on here and I decided to check it out. $20 entry. (ATM fee $10). 2 drink minimum. I didn’t…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3 5

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Yawnfest

5.3/10

Only gave this place a shot because it’s in walking distance of several Times Square hotels. But it was boring. $30 entry. Highest cover of 3 clubs that night. 2 drink minimum. (Not really enforced).…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, GA

Under New Management?

4.3/10

This club rarely gets reviewed. Only 30ish in 20+ years. Was in the area so I thought I’d give it a shot… Friday. 8PM. Past reviewers described Red Carpet Lounge as a “biker bar.” I’d pictured…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Rolled the dice twice

6.0/10

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint. 10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 8 1

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Twin Peaks girls were hotter

5.0/10

Early afternoon. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. 6 dancers. We’d just jetted outta Wackos. The girls there were so pushy. Beyond desperate. They demanded tips just for sitting down and saying hi. Wtf. At Sins…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 3

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

Jon Taffer should rescue this club too

4.0/10

After a crazy first night at Spearmint, I visited the complete opposite end of the spectrum. A hole in the wall. What I found instead was something more of a time capsule… Early afternoon. No cover.…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5 3

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

70 dancers on a slow night

4.7/10

Midnight. Thanks to previous reviews, I knew about the call ahead limo trick and that they were willing to pick up a single rider. Dispatcher said it’d be half an hour. Sent a sprinter van…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4 2

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

“This is not a topless bar. It’s a hopeless bar.”

1.0/10

Popped by Club Platinum solely because it had been featured on an episode of Bar Rescue. The shitshow I witnessed though… I don’t think even Jon Taffer himself could save them at this point. 2 drink…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 4 3

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, GA

Pawg Day Afternoon

6.3/10

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 1 yr ago 2

Sinsations

Jacksonville, FL

Flat ass afternoon

6.0/10

1PM. $7 cover. $6 required soft drink. Eventually 8ish dancers. About 3 PLs. First girl to approach my friend and me was a slender older brunette. B cups. Medium ass. Seemed nervous. She tried to play…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 3

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Beyond slow dayshift

5.0/10

Saturday afternoon. No cover. Dead. As. Hell. First on the smoking section stage was a stocky Asian chick. 20s. Dark hair, small tits, medium ass. Decent. Only 2 other PLs in the building. I sipped my $8…

PAWG_PatrolPAWG_PatrolElite Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 5 3
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