Booze Flow Problems

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors had been packed. As we passed Temptations on the way to Lux their lot was full. Lux? Crickets. Uh oh…

It took the door girl a minute to come inside from trying to catch a baby possum to keep as a pet. True story. Ha. $10 to get in. Used to be $20, but I guess they took into account how dead it was. I think they lost their liquor license(?) and they barely had any beer either. Last month, the bar was filled with customers. When we got there, there were maybe 5 people who weren’t dancers at the bar. Not a great sign…

Last time I was here, a few of the dancers let me know they read my review. My CF “W” had it saved on her phone in 3 screenshots and read her favorite parts out loud to me. (Also gave me shit for descriptions of her like “medium tits” hahahaha.) One of the managers called it “the talk of the town” and confirmed every dancer had seen it. I was embarrassed… but strangely proud. Haha.