Scammers & Stoners

On April 1st, the Niagara Falls border lifted its pricey pre-entry COVID test requirement. You have to use the ArriveCAN app to enter your ID and vax card info. Kind of a pain to have to schedule your arrival with an app in advance but considering all the legal weed, casinos, strip clubs, and massage parlors that await you directly on the other side… worth it.

Got there at 2pm. Even though Seductions opens at noon, it was still a ghost town at this hour. The interior of the club is well documented on Google so I’ll be brief. I was hoping this place would have a more sleek night club feel but it has more of a hometown dive bar feel. Old reviews described it as big but it felt small/low-ceilinged and just sort of long and spread out. 2 stages, several tables (all with cut outs in the middle? I thought they were for dancers to step into but no one did), standing bar tops, and a long bar with very few stools on either end. Several neon signs spread around the club of a busty topless blonde that read “$20 per dance” Wish I snapped a pic of one of those.

First chick I talked to was Venezuelan. Late 30’s. Black hair. B cups. Medium ass. We talked about the few places in America she’s traveled. I got a Molson king size (tall boy) for 6.25. She wanted a dance but I wanted to play the field. Briefly chatted with a mid-30’s dirty blonde Hungarian dancer with a thick accent but she was too lanky.