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2 years ago
Doesn't sound like she "ripped you off" Sounds like she offered 200 plus cost of dances for all inclusive and you left and thus had to pay for your dances.
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2 years ago
Worst club I've ever been to. Atmosphere like a dentist's waiting room. Only 3 dancers, 2 of them 40+. No enthusiasm/no sexiness/no pole tricks. Manager was at the bar making sure dancers didn't linger in laps too long during god damn LAP dances. It was such a depressing scene I wanted to pay the girls to put their clothes back on 😂
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2 years ago
Nice. Didn't know you could get that kind of mileage here.
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2 years ago
"I remain skeptical that anything remotely close to these promises could happen at a strip club in the South"
sounds like you need to pay a visit to Florida!
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2 years ago
Not the first review that's complained about having to haggle about dance prices here. That and the prices have kept me away from Cloakroom so far.
Just curious, you described the dancers as high quality but didn't really elaborate. Got a quick breakdown on what these girls looked like?
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2 years ago
One dancer here told me the buy 5 get 1 free deal is in a different more private room. Is that true or is it the same LD room as everyone else?
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2 years ago
The potential PAWG action here makes it seem worth paying a visit soon. And I agree. TT girls are stuck up bitches 😂😂
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2 years ago
I see you've figured out the bead curtain upgrade scam early on. Good work. But a $100 tip for 3 regular dances? That's mighty generous of you 😂
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2 years ago
Yeah that's why I wait a few weeks to post my reviews. Do you think people are going to cross reference some non-existent dancer schedule archive to a random unidentified Thursday afternoon in 2022 to pinpoint the identities of one of 2 blondes who may have worked that day?
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2 years ago
Papi: My apologies I didn't realize leaving out names and being as vague as "curvy blonde" was still considered identifying information
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2 years ago
It's around $200 for the cheapest private room. For possible light 2 way. No thanks, I'll just order some wings, enjoy the T&A, then hit the road!
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2 years ago
Dances are $30
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2 years ago
galabad: Saw 4 redheads that night but only talked to 2 of them. So I'm not sure about Melanie. But I am hoping to pop in either here or Papermoon this weekend. Thanks for your new review of PM btw. Very helpful 👍
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2 years ago
Was considering stopping in here but I hate haggling LD prices. Thanks for the info 👍
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2 years ago
Yeah I even double checked with another dancer about the 2 redheads I had been with. She said "Amber and Lydia"
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2 years ago
Sounds like this joint is still up to its old tricks after all these years 😂
Had too much fun the only couple times I went. Have been meaning to go back. Thanks for the well written update of this place.
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2 years ago
So the couches are no longer covered in ripped up plastic? 😂
It's too bad this place can't get it together. It's like as the quality of the club decreases, the quality of dancer it attracts decreases too. Downward spiral.
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2 years ago
Jonny12345: I'm a sucker for redheads so I'm biased. Lydia was a 9 for sure. Pretty face, smokin hot body. Amber gave better dances though.
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2 years ago
Pussylicker2: bird dog. bouncer who watches over the LD room.
jaying84: different Lydia from your reviews. mine was a young redhead chick. she didn't react, just kept dancing 😂
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2 years ago
wouldn't be a tuscl review without desertscrub claiming shill for no reason 😂
MrEddyG: from the glossary: Bird Dog "A bouncer that watches over the private dance room"
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2 years ago
This place has really gone downhill sadly. One of my fav dancers said she saw a girl smoke cr*ck in the dressing room and that was her first and last time dancing at Wackos 😂
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2 years ago
travlin: missed out on that opportunity! Will take note for next time.
sawxfannc: Probably easily but I wouldn't risk it. Pregame at a bar or Wackos. I also bring a 420 vape and that helps.
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2 years ago
How could you just let her walk away with your $20? That makes no sense to me lol.
Also, always say "maybe" or "I'm thinking about it" or "after the next drink" in regards to VIP. As soon as you give a definitive no to VIP she stops trying to impress you. But the chance to make quick VIP $$$ keeps the dances fun and could even get you a little mileage during a floor dance.
Lastly I agree with Papi about being "Mr. Niceguy." These girls will let you know their boundaries even if you don't speak the same language. Through how much they're willing to touch you, hand gestures, phone translators, and good old fashioned "yes" and "no"... you'll know.
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2 years ago
Desertscrub: I mentioned in my DH last review most day shift dancers hide out in the corner scoping out PLs as they enter. The only upside of this is most higher mileage dancers actually make rounds while the rest sit content on their phones or eating takeout 😂
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2 years ago
Treat this club as strictly eye candy only. Talent are usually 9s and 10s. Hottest dancers in the area, but you can't touch. I've even known girls who worked here who let me touch them. The bird dog still hassled me because they watch those cameras like a hawk.
This is the type of spot where you go with your coworkers after a long week. Bring a couple of coolers filled to the brim (downstairs store charges way too much). Smoke cigs. Get hammered. Leave at 6AM with the sun rising and feel like a true POS. But never waste your money on a $40 dance or a $200 15. The best you'll get is a little friction with your hands at your sides. All you need are some $1s for the girls winking their bholes on stage 😂