Comments by PAWG_Patrol (page 12)

First review and it reads like an advertisement 🤔

Yeah I don't like seeing one at a time. I like multiple.

Somehow taking the worst parts of a Hooters and an overpriced strip club doesn't sound like a billion dollar to me haha. That's barely even a new concept!

Entry fee? Drink prices? Dancer descriptions? Club description?

Down in South GA dances range from $30-$50. Way too easy to burn money if you're testing out multiple dancers. At least there are still $10 dances day shift at Tattletale/Vivide in ATL!

Nuns are some of the most homely women on Earth. Amish... yeah too much inbreeding. But a give me a newly Ex-Mormon chick... now that's some fun!

Late 30s is cougar now? Now that I can't accept haha. Hank Moody's timeline of "milf" is accurate. I don't believe it started as a joke. And it was definitely in American Pie before porn marketers got a hold of it.

Good to know I'm not the only one getting that error message

Vegas isn't worth it to me. Highest covers. High VIP prices. Air dances. Possible fraudulent charges on your card. It's crazy how this is standard operating procedure even in some Vegas night clubs. I know you said you don't drink, but do you smoke? Because I'd take a Vegas dispensary over a Vegas club any day.

Milf has no qualifiers other than she's a mom that you'd fuck. A hot mom in her 30s is most definitely a milf. Once you get into the upper 40s you're looking more at cougar territory. A label whose definition actually has a certain age expectation. Also... I've never used "gilf" except to describe the Bowflex Grandma. She was only 50.

Gotten way more mileage from milfs than newbies. I don't know if it's just because raising kids is expensive, but milfs are often straight down to business without games or hesitation. Fortunately down south the age of mothers skews younger, so many milfs are still in their 30s 😂

Smoking blunts at Follies surrounded by 30 women during day shift felt like heaven on earth. But no other club has come close to that feeling! 😂

If you're willing to drive to JAX (2 hours south), the clubs are way more interactive.

"1 white girl with the phattest natural ass I've seen" Now I know who I'll be looking for when I'm back in JAX next month 👀

Was here again Thanksgiving Eve. Not eventful enough to warrant its own review. Cute curvy Thai girl said she gave good non-air dances but charged double. So 10 mins for $120 instead of the usual $60. Tempting, but no. I thought dances were expensive here but it works out to a decent $20ish a song. Kicking myself for not at least test driving a girl. Especially since there were a lot of great fake tits over my 3 visits. Lastly, I selected "Totally comfortable. I would go back" for the club score because that's accurate. But I wouldn't describe it as a 10. I just enjoy its relaxed atmosphere versus other uptight and pushy DC/VA clubs.

At those prices I'd rather drive 3 hours north to JAX and get a nude dance w/ extras at $30/ea. Might even have enough left for a hotel room and it'd still be cheaper than one 30 min dance here 😂

This should be the gold standard on review detail. Thank you. Points for the Drizzy reference in the title.

Thanks for the detailed review. Between trashy fake luxury, overinflated prices, and the feeling everyone you encounter is just trying to hustle you... sounds like everything I try to avoid in a club 😂

It's the new Follies... if Follies was 80% FOB Cubans who barely speak a lick of English 💀

I give the layout on my first review of a club then only give updates on changes after that. Would get tedious to explain the layout every review but I understand having it at least once. And I for one definitely appreciate a heads up about a bathroom troll 😂

The breakfast brisket taco at Bucees or The breakfast burrito at Chick Fil A

@HoneyDew PL = Pathetic Loser = strip club patron. AA = African American. As for elevated dance booths... I don't know just sounds like the dance area was on a raised platform or a different floor

I'd go here just to see a stripper with a George Costanza tattoo 😂 But no most of the recent reviews complain about lack of dancers so maybe not

Escorts you gotta worry about deposits, pimps, being scammed, catfish, law enforcement stings, etc. Strip clubs find the girls for you and get them all in one place where you can have a beer with the guys

Thanks for the update. This club barely gets reviewed so I never even considered it. Between mentions of eastern Europeans and a big booty redhead, I may have to stop by here next time I'm in JAX.