CDRwharf

Papi_Chulo - the visit was from November of 2021, the week before Thanksgiving

A few things I forgot: 1. Security has you empty your pockets and uses a metal detector wand at the entrance. 2. There are some serious pole dancing talents among the girls. Not all of them, of course, but you'll see some real moves up there once in a while. 3. It occurs to me that the girls just sitting and talking to guys that weren't tipping them were quite possibly also waiting on a VIP room like I ended up doing. Still bonkers to me that there was that long of a wait

You must be the dumbest motherfucker alive if you think a review that literally opens with a recommendation to go somewhere else is a club ad What advertising agency do you think hired me to write ads for unaffiliated clubs 500 miles away? Shit, I wish I could get a job reviewing clubs and writing ads, I'd give out Michelin stars anywhere I got offered a handy

"5-0" is slang for police. Also, I do want to check this place out during Masters Week to see how wacky things get with all the tourists in town. All the money flying around probably brings out some top-shelf talent and a few pros in all likelihood (if that's your thing)

1. I didn't get the single dance price but I gotta imagine it's about what you'd expect ($30ish?) 2. It's not a club ad lmao, reviews are meaningless if every negative review is a hit piece by someone else and every positive review is a club ad so just learn to take shit at face value once in a while. Yes it's my first review, but it's also one of the first times I've been back in a club in a while for various reasons. If there was a listing for Bunny's (visited in May) I would have absolutely shat all over that place; I haven't been back to Atlantis in a while so for all I know it could have improved.