Comments by larryfishsticks

One day a stripper will touch my penis. I can't wait!

Not as rich as me bitches

I WAS THERE WE SHARED A ONION RING PLATTER

I WOULD TAKE 8 MINUTES FOR $800 WITH A 8

WOW!!!! I'm up to $13.70 that's more money than my album sales made!

I will still be a virgin

I wish I actually had a girlfriend or a stripper to have sex with so I could actually have a reason to use a burner app

if you would donate to my gofund page I could finally get humped

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME EVERYBODY!!!!

these shitty spam filled links. its like deuce is setting us up on an obstacle course for boobies!

bring the world together through fish and tartar sauce

I like probes, anal probes that is!

can u write off the dry cleaning bill if you ldk in your pants?

I carry tartar sauce

don't forget larryfisherman is a dildo 2

I asked Skylar over for the superbowl and lunch on Friday, I hope she comes over.

my brother larryfisherman will love these!

can you give me your credit card number so I can watch without the frosted screen?

I think I'll lose my virginity before he does

I'll request it at my Valentines Dance

Wisconsin?

$10 to anyone that actually read SJGs posts

Duck? Is someone going to shoot me?

Hopefully after tonight you'll finally be missing your virginity, but I doubt it.

And the Vice President of the Pokémon Go Club since he's gay