Hump day

if you would donate to my gofund page I could finally get humped

Yes, up the ass by the US government. Just like every other day.

Doces300 speaks well of government service from our beloved IRS. It must be nice to be treated so well by them. What's your secret ?

No Larry, you still couldn't.

Make enough money to get there attention and they take care of bending you over and everything

Their lol

I'm getting fucked by life, but that happens every day.