Comments by JohnSmith96

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Do I exist?
    You can tell Nina is five foot nothing by her disproportionately midgety chest in her picture. Sexy.
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    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Do I exist?
    It's hilarious. She ignores some and pulls out that false bravado on others...
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    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Do I exist?
    @crazyjoe sees the light.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    Do I exist?
    I think the real question is, are you REALLY as big of a narcissist as you seem? What this thread actually says is pretty much, "I need attention, and for everybody to talk about how gorgeous and witty and mysterious I am!" Let me predict: there will be some "Oh you guys, I've already posted pics before. You can find them yourselves! Okay fine, here's a picture. And another one. Start with your compliments in 3...2...1...." It's okay Nina, really. It's just that nobody who purports to have as much confidence as you do, or is as successful and cool as you try so hard to project yourself as being, would spend the amount of time that you do on a website like Tuscl. Do you exist? All too commonly. The world is full of girls like you.
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    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Nina told me to shut the fuck up
    I'd really hoped we'd gotten rid of her with this thread and some off the other "not kissing Nina's ass" sentiments on the board lately. A PL can dream!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Corvus
    Arizona
    Where in the World is JS69?
    We all know I won that stand off with Nina...the crying stripper story makes sense now right?
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Biggest Sex Opportunity Youve Passed Up?
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37011 Here's mine. I hung around gawking at her, thinking I was being silly but too high to realize she must have noticed my ogling...she disappeared on my fourth walk by...
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Making bitches cry just for sport
    You beat me to it, OP. I really do like breaking in the new ones and if they seem like victims of sex trafficking, all the better!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Is the lap dance really better when the stripper is crying?
    Sorry, too high to post the link properly! (Shocker, I know)...let's try that again: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37011
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Is the lap dance really better when the stripper is crying?
    You all seem surprised at how creepy I am in this post. I'd like to remind you, I've been creepy for a long time. Remember when I considered taking advantage of a young, homeless and presumably desperate girl because I didn't have anything to stick my dick in on a business trip? If you forgot, here's the link to the discussion: ://www.tuscl.net/postread.php Also remember, being high means you don't have to worry about common human decency or have q conscience. Those things are boring!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Nina told me to shut the fuck up
    Nina for the love of GOD- SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'd say it's your turn now...I'd rather crazyjoe repeat everything x's 10 than read one more of your "I'm so smart and witty! Good thing I can type and pat myself on the back at the same time so I can non-stop write retorts on TUSCL to every guy who doesn't kiss my ass and consider me god's gift to the world!" Tell us one more time about how you're in law school, AND the HottestCoolest Stripper EVAR, and how many dudes have sold their wives down the river just to try to get with you for a night. Why...you're practically a legend, come to think of it! Maybe even a....a....UNICORN! No wonder you seem to get all bent when guys on here use that term about a girl who ISN'T YOU. PL's can dream...but most of us don't dream about stuck up strippers who epitomize every shitty stereotype SW girls have. Now please, kindly respond to me in true Nina style. It's always fun when you go all TUSCL Court on We, The PL's.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    A bloody mess
    I had an EROTIC Erotic Worshipful Session of Sensual Sex with my Special Unicorn Whore.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    A bloody mess
    I didn't fuck her, I worshipped her Tiny Pink ( Bloody) Pussy.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    OTC: Age and Race
    I've found that really, really young girls are easy to influence and buy. Strippers older than 19- why even bother with those hags? I like mine young, easy to sway and pay for!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    magicrat
    North Carolina
    Strippers Finding Religion
    Juice doesn't like 'em underage and suicidal like me, so it's okay.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    A bloody mess
    I think everyone knows that I only brag about fucking the DS on her period to cope with the reminder that she's old enough to HAVE a period. Also. As I'm the king of kissing stripper ass, it's hypocritical for me to call someone else out for doing it! DS could basically rob me blind and laugh in my face and I'd still beg to "worship" her apparently bloody pussy while she closes her eyes and imagines I'm ANYONE else.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What do you hate to discover during a strip club visit?
    Whenever I see there aren't any girls with braces or pigtails dancing that night.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Sex sucks
    @random you're right...I just got so horny thinking about it I couldn't type straight.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What is a unicorn worth?
    Lol @ the most pathetically cliche example of mid-life crisis talking about originality.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What is a unicorn worth?
    Oh one more- constantly referencing The Little Head, the way Bruce Jenner references "Caitlyn".
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    8 years ago
    Sex sucks
    Nothing compares to mouth fucking. I feel like captain of the varsity football team when I've got a hot, impossibly young teenager gagging on my dick.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Confession
    My proudest moment was picking up DS3 from her parents' house, carrying a gun and hiding from her daddy. I felt like such a man that day.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    I'm looking for a DS
    She can only be a DS if she wipes her mouth off after giving the guy before you head, so that she can convincingly tell you she "doesn't do that!" for anyone else. Also, she has to know she can trample your self-respect and still have you wrapped around her pinky. Then she's a true DS, the most coveted of coveted!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    What is a unicorn worth?
    What to look out for in a JS69 post: An obsession with teenage girls that gets creepier by the day. References to how his Special Whore is Special, and how he was the first to do anything sexual with her (and her endless namesakes) EVER. Because naive, innocent girls make up 99% of strippers. Desperate attempts to relive lost youth by throwing around money, in amounts he pretends he doesn't really need approval of by fellow tuscl posters. Repetitive descriptions about how submissive his hookers are, almost as though every time he writes a post he's fapping simultaneously. (She is my perfect sexual counterpart, the yin to my sexual yang, her Tiny Pink Pussy was so tight, my dick lost circulation, etc.) A lack of understanding about how women fake orgasms. Talking about weed the way your nerdy friend in middle school talked about it when he was trying to sound like a badass. Anything I missed?