Friday 1AMer

Somehow, Cheetah WPB showed up on my radar as a place I was interested in checking out. About 30 seconds after walking into the place, I lost my interest. Arrived a little after 1am on Friday, and immediately everything is lame & low rent. 10 admission, 2 parking. There are 3 stages going, a main, one within a bar (that no one was paying attention to), and one in front of a VIP booth. Most girls are sitting on their asses, and the talent level was low. No ladies up hustling, just kinda sitting around. None of the girls stuck out, so your mind & standards sort of adjust to what's there. And when you do that, there are a couple kinda noteworthy, but the vast majority of them are latched up on some dude (not customer, their dude). The dancing on the main stage & VIP was actually pretty good, the club has a urban feel to it so the girls dance. Girls are mostly Latina, but the highest percentage of AAs & White girls that I've seen down here. I sit down to survey at the bar (bartender never pushed a drink on me & as I knew I was not long for this place I didn't ask), and a girl sitting behind me makes some conversation with me. I ask her if this was normal for the club, and she went on a rant complaining about how the guys were didn't want to spend any money & didn't want to do anything. That is the chicken vs. the egg argument in the strip club. Is the club lame, because the girls are sitting on their asses? Or is the club lame, because the guys not doing anything, so the girls just sit on their assess? One will never know I guess, just one of those eternal questions. I decide to leave, and really have no interest in anybody not locked down with some dude, but I feel the need to get a dance just to have the full experience. I went up to one who was looking pretty good, in one of the brief moments of not sitting on her ass. We go back to the LD room (which was really not private). Decent amount of space back there. The dancer, takes her heels off before the dance, which I see as a good sign. And she starts straight into grind. GRIND. While we complain about a dance where there is too much air, there is an opposite extreme. She was grinding me so hard in a rotation, where one part would pull my stick off to the left, and my balls to the right, then to finish off, I would literally feel her ass separating one ball to the left and one ball to the right. It was comically painful. I didn't try to fix it, because by saying anything, I'd just end up with air, I imagined, and although painful it was funny. She looked back at me seeing the weird combination of both a laugh and silent scream of pain, that I was expressing on my face. I'm glad I don't want to have any more kids, because if not she may have ended those dreams. I have no other WPB clubs to compare this to, but it kinda sounds like you should just drive south down to Pompano. So pros of this club, I guess you WILL get friction in a friction dance. Cons: Everything else. There are some other clubs that I've given bad reviews to, that for some reason give me some interest to return. No interest to return here.