Showgirls Inc.
19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157

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goosman
May 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

With some free time and a little change to spend, I thought I'd check out Showgirls, which I'd driven past several times. The layout is not that bad, it is more of the traditional formal stage format with seating around it, with a smaller side stage by the bar. Walked in around 11:30 PM and not much going on at all. Two girls on stage, barely putting any effort into it. The rest of the girls were seated around the bar, and made no attempts to move around. So I sit down, and think it should not take long for somebody anybody to hustle me on something. Single guy walks in on a Thursday, he is obviously a mark for something right? No one came for a drink...I waited. None of the dancers decided to lift their butts off of the chairs at the bar (for me or ANYBODY else). Finally, one lonely dancer comes by on her "post dance" tip run, she seemed almost bashful about asking (saying other clubs she worked at don't make her do that). I gave her a lil tip, but also gave her that here's your tip, but I have no interest so keep it moving. After that I waited a little more and nothing. Was going on, the club had no vibe what so ever. After seeing nothing that made me want to seek out a dance (you really cant judge the dancers when most are sitting at the bar). I left. This was on a bucket list of "hey I wonder, what that place is like" and I got that, so no need to come back.

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