Showgirls Inc.
19995 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33157

Sunday Visit

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goosman
Aug 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

For a couple of reasons, this place is easy for me so I keep coming back. Being relatively easy for me to get here, I want to find the sweet spot of this club and a good time to go. And to be fair, every time I come back, it is a little bit better. I stopped in a little after 11pm on a Sunday night. Decent amount of cars in the parking lot at that time and the standard 6.00 admission. They scan your ID, which I don't like but it is what it is. Only one girl I recognize from my other trips (the baddie), and aside from her the quality is at a weird place of just passable. No dogs (the crackhead wasn't here), everything worth looking at, but aside from the baddie, nothing that stands out or is exceptional. One dancer on stage at a time this time, 2 dances then they move to a bar dance. The stage dances themselves are actually pretty good, girls are trying and there were no zombie walkers just circling the pole. There is usually a delay between one dancer to another, as a girl has to make their way up to the stage. They are usually hanging out somewhere, until they realize they've been called up. And that is kind of the problem with this place. While there is a tip walk here, it is very lazy. Very few girls actually went through the entire crowd, and as my seat was literally the last one in the place only few dancers made it to me. Just no hustle. But aside from the barely there tip walk, they aren't out hustling dances either. Last time I was there girls seemed desperate trying to get someone on the 2 for 1, but when there are some customers they aren't pushing anything. I came with money to burn, and the intention of getting some dances, but unless you are outstanding I'm usually not going to chase you down (the baddie was locked down with like a near boyfriend it looked like). On this night they left me with my money intact. It's funny there are a lot of Miami clubs where there is too much hustle, but here there is too little hustle, at least when they have a few patrons. The club isn't that big so it's pretty easy to figure out who is throwing some money around, but they weren't going after it. On my last trip, with a lot fewer customers, there was a twinge of desperation in the air. Give them a few customers and they become too comfortable. So I guess my review is three different visits, three different experiences. There are other clubs that are consistent, which if you are making a drive is important. Luckily this place is an easy drive so I may pop in, to see what kind of B.S. the club is on this night. But if I had to make a drive, this place wouldn't be worth the gamble.

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