Sunday at 118 AM

I left another club earlier, but wasn't looking to call the night, and after hearing some good things wanted to give Showgirls another shot. I drove past two other clubs, and the parking lots seemed dead. I was hoping I'd find better at Showgirls, but the parking lot was the same. At that point, after driving all that way I had a head full of "Fuck It" so I went in. 6.00 cover, and as I make the left into the club, I know its on that bull again. Club is really poorly shaped. Pretty much like a V extending from the stage. I think I counted 6 dancers total, and not many more customers. 2 AAs and the remaining 4 Latina. One of those places where the waitresses are for the most part looking better than the dancers. Not too long after I got there they announced 2 for 1 on the dances. First girl came to me while they were announcing, & she looked like the stereotypical dancer who might have a crack problem. I sternly declined. Next one who came by had smallish breasts, but a little ass on her and did some chair action for tips, she also offered the 2 for 1, and was surprised that I declined. Not long after she left, a third came through who I'd already identified as being kind of cute, so as she made her pitch on the 2 for 1, I'm thinking to myself-look aint much going on here, you've already identified her as cute, why aren't you getting the 2 for 1. So the third time was a charm. She leads me back to the lap dance area, which is a series of benches with a divider between them on the back wall of the club. really no privacy, as you can pretty much see what the dancer next to you is doing as well. The dance action was pretty good, she knew what you're looking for in a dance and delivered. However, as she got up in my face, she definitely had that "I've been out here hustling" musk, that was breaking through her stripper sented lotion. It wasn't overpowering, & was not enough to make me hold back, but it was definitely there. The first song was cut off in the middle of DMX saying something so they definitely cut songs, although the second song seemed to go for a longer while so there is some inconsistency there. After the dance I went back to the floor, and noticed by far the baddest girl there who seemed to be engaged with a large group there. Shoulder length curly hair, tanned skin, nice fake breasts, and likely an enhanced ass that was popping out of her thong. She disappeared for a minute, then came back out on stage and gave by far the best dance I saw in a two club night. They were doing three song sets here, and I was glad they were as I wanted to see as much of her as I could, as I guessed she would go back to avoiding most of the customers as she got off stage. When it seemed like she was going to not do the Tip Walk, I started to leave, but walked back to give her one more chance ( I had to walk by that ass to leave, and the ass made me think twice). However, Lo & behold she did just disappear as I presumed she would, and as quickly as that money would have fallen out of my pocket, it fell back in. I think Papi has already said the only reason you would come here is the 2 for 1, and that is accurate. However, this is a club that I never see too packed, and certainly wasn't on this night; so the girls there are trying to work for the money. The last time I was here, they seemed uninterested in getting off their chairs & phones, with an equally sparse crowd, so I guess it matters who is on shift. Never a lot of girls here though from what I could see. Anyway, so I can't really see a reason to recommend this place unless you are really focused on getting bang for the buck on the 2 for 1. Dancer quality (not counting the possible crack head) was better than my one time at Stir Crazy, but not as good as BT's South Miami or Playmates. So reasons to go?: 2 for 1. Other than that, nah I'll pass.